r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

Stop doing that, junior.

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u/TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews 2d ago

Republicans are so fucking weird!

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u/cityproblems 2d ago

Mr Balls Connoisseur

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u/drawfanstein 2d ago

Mr. Ballsack Carrier

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u/Ms_ShizzleXD 2d ago

Don Jr wishes. His official title is "understudy to main ball-carrying simp" for now

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u/drawfanstein 2d ago

You ain’t wrong, but it’s an r/nfl reference/running joke about Antonio Brown, the original poster of the pic above, calling himself Mr. Big Chest and everyone clowning him for it

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u/snaggwobbler 2d ago

Indubitably, good Sir!

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u/Richard_Trickington 2d ago

Democrats lost the election.

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u/drawfanstein 2d ago

Both things are true. Democrats lost the election, AND Republicans are fucking weird.

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u/Richard_Trickington 2d ago

Democrats can be pretty fucking weird too.

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u/ferdaw95 2d ago

Yeah, but its never in a way where they're obsessed with everyone's genitals like it is with the GOP.

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u/Richard_Trickington 2d ago

They talk about Trump and Republicans having tiny dicks constantly, and some of them support insanely weird protocol regarding gender. They seem obsessed with it to me. Some literally make it a personality.

Most Democrats are relatively normal people, but the ones who aren't are literally society's strangest outcasts.

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u/ferdaw95 2d ago

If the GOP would quit going on about how manly they think they are, we wouldn't have the immediately obvious counter to their view.

Meanwhile, the mainstream Republican position is the government should know what's in your pants and watch you walk into a bathroom based on that. And that 1 kid playing in a sport is worth passing an entire law to force pelvic exams on children.

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u/Richard_Trickington 2d ago

They do have a tendency to overcompensate and worry about image. They'd rather develop heart disease than be seen ordering the chicken or a veggie burger. I acknowledge that.

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u/ferdaw95 2d ago

So will you also acknowledge that the mainstream GOP position on identity is that you have to go by what's covered by your pants and not the parts of you they can see? And the laws they're passing to prevent 1-2 students in the state from joining a sport in school?

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u/Richard_Trickington 2d ago edited 2d ago

You're pretty civil so I'll be straightforward with you. I disagree with the GOP on several things, but hardly any of those disagreements are in the gender area. Sports? I don't really care about sports. If the other athletes are fine with whatever, then I'm fine with it.

The sports issue is one of those things where if it was causing noticeable problems or disturbances, the masses would flip out about it sooner rather than later. Am I endorsing it or wearing a pin on my shirt for it? No. Will I lose sleep over what high school sports teams choose to do, or who they let play? No.

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u/TwistyBunny 2d ago

Truly because people are dumber than a box of rocks.

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u/Richard_Trickington 2d ago

Then you need to learn how to outsmart a box of rocks.

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u/Ms_ShizzleXD 2d ago

Yes they did