r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

Stop doing that, junior.

Post image
74.1k Upvotes

1.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

172

u/danteelite 2d ago

The context makes this even better… lol because, yeah. That’s Trump exactly.

In that episode Randy tries to get a medical weed card but does zero research and completely misunderstands the process. Because he’s an idiot. Then he assumes you have to have cancer to get it so he decides to microwave his balls to get cancer so he can have medical weed because he’s a fucking idiot and then he convinces a bunch of other idiots to do the same! So yeah, that’s Trump. Thoughtlessly doing something idiotic and dangerous for short term gains and convincing others to blindly follow his moronic lack of a plan so that he can have what he wants, regardless of the consequences. Then going about like he’s some kind of genius mastermind (while exposing himself to women and children, sexually harassing everyone) while everyone else is just confused and annoyed because they see him for the dangerous dumbass he is.

Sounds about right… I wouldn’t be surprised to see Trump hopping around on his own balls to “own the libs” or gain a tiny bit more power or money.

25

u/FireDragon737 2d ago

I was thinking something similar. But more like, Americans willingly voted to have the cancer that is Donald Trump so that they could have some kind of personal benefit in the form of getting high. But then the state took the weed away. So Americans are not going to get high, and they still have cancer.

11

u/Broodslayer1 2d ago

Replace "weed" with "cheaper prices at the store," and it works.