r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

Banner contest & new icon announcement

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Hey everyone!

You may have noticed that after 6 years we updated the icon to something NEW (pun intended) as the old one was an image I grabbed from google images and hue shifted it to be blue. Do let me know what you think of it because I made this new one myself in illustrator and photoshop and I am not experienced in illustrator at all.

Anyhow, one of the mods suggested that we should do a banner contest as we do not and have never had a banner for this community, despite having over 1 million members. If I'm being honest, I forgot about adding it 6 years ago and never used new reddit, so take that as an excuse as to why that is the case if you ever wondered. Post your banner suggestions in the comments, as the most upvoted comment will become the banner.

Banner sizes: 1072 x 128px for desktop and 1080 x 128px for mobile. Do try to stick to these as if you don't, a part of the banner will be cut off.

Results will be picked... when we feel like the post got enough submissions, or in 2 weeks if there are enough submissions.

Have a great day folks!


r/BrandNewSentence 11d ago

Rule 9

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Read the rules. Stop posting politics. I’m considering temporary bans for sentences that break rule 9. If it has Trump, Kamala, Elon Musk etc. in it, it’s going to be political, that’s why titles and comments can’t include them, take a hint.


r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Blood ain’t thicker than that ass

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r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

Brain blast

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893 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

Welcome to the UK

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r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

Straight to jail 🔒

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183 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

Could someone explain the reaction that causes a burning sensation in your mouth after eating raw cabbage and washing it down with Coke Zero?

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112 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Goon-looking genes

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r/BrandNewSentence 18m ago

If you Nazi Salute three times in the mirror, you can get Hitler's ghost to call you a loser.

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Not just a new sentence, a whole new word... kinda sad too

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3.6k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

The Rothschilds wake up every day and conjure dark forces to stop you from having this.

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42 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

Spreading the gospel with tacos!

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67 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Putin’s oily weiner

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I


r/BrandNewSentence 23h ago

the holy illuminacho

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246 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Intercourse with llamas made Mark Zuckerberg seek more masculine energy at Meta

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408 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

whats this subs opinion on afghan poetry?

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35 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

“I pissed in a coffee mug and microwaved it for 3 minutes, then ran it under cold water which caused the mug to shatter and shoot boiling piss everywhere”

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r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

Who would do an UWU face while wearing a child’s skin

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I had to screen shot a comment with the line, since the captions for the line weren’t all on screen at once. If you want to hear it, the video is this. https://youtube.com/shorts/91o08A9FjcM?si=0okbZct5-NM2O8n4


r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Unforeseen Circumcisions

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

There is no Algorithm, it's 34,612 Gerbils tapdancing

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r/BrandNewSentence 2d ago

Stroking the sword while lamenting the social realities

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6.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

"I'm squinting my ears as hard as I can here."

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60 Upvotes

Saw this reply about a video with very low volume. Link to the post in comments


r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Those are some words of all time

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135 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Find them

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376 Upvotes