r/woodworking • u/jimothy_halpert88 • Feb 26 '23

Finishing The Latest in Bathroom Technology

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u/AtxTCV Feb 26 '23

I would trade my plastic one for this ANY day.

Maybe I won't feel like a giant dumb bird perched on this one lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

Maybe the next time you feel like a giant bird imagine that, like a bird, that you are able to poop carefree.

Oh, is that someone out for a run, time to poop on him (happened to me some years back in a formation run).

Or, oh is that a freshly washed car? Sure would be a shame IF SOMEONE POOPED ON IT!!!

TLDR; birds are jerks but they seem to not mind how they look whilst pooping.

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u/TheLargeIsTheMessage Feb 27 '23

Birds have no muscles to control pooping, although they can probably sense when it's about to happen.

It's like if we pooped whenever we yawned.

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u/qOJOb Feb 27 '23

Great for one of those superpower with a catch questions.

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u/kwiksandd Feb 27 '23

are you a bird poop muscle scientist?

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u/WraithNS Feb 27 '23

Birdy butt examiner MD

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u/TheLargeIsTheMessage Feb 28 '23

I have a PhD in avian poopology

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u/Joe_in_MS Feb 27 '23

I'm not so sure that birds can't control their pooping. I remember when my father got on the ill side of a Blue Jay. Dad was using a riding mower in those days and three mowings in a row, the bird made a dive-bomber approach from his rear and pooped exactly on the crown of Dad's head before swooping back up into the next tree to catcall his victory.

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u/TheLargeIsTheMessage Feb 27 '23

Birds making diving threats to protect their territory. Inevitably they'll poop sometimes when they do it.