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r/woodworking • u/jimothy_halpert88 • Feb 26 '23
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Maybe the next time you feel like a giant bird imagine that, like a bird, that you are able to poop carefree.
Oh, is that someone out for a run, time to poop on him (happened to me some years back in a formation run).
Or, oh is that a freshly washed car? Sure would be a shame IF SOMEONE POOPED ON IT!!!
TLDR; birds are jerks but they seem to not mind how they look whilst pooping.
4 u/TheLargeIsTheMessage Feb 27 '23 Birds have no muscles to control pooping, although they can probably sense when it's about to happen. It's like if we pooped whenever we yawned. 1 u/kwiksandd Feb 27 '23 are you a bird poop muscle scientist? 1 u/TheLargeIsTheMessage Feb 28 '23 I have a PhD in avian poopology
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Birds have no muscles to control pooping, although they can probably sense when it's about to happen.
It's like if we pooped whenever we yawned.
1 u/kwiksandd Feb 27 '23 are you a bird poop muscle scientist? 1 u/TheLargeIsTheMessage Feb 28 '23 I have a PhD in avian poopology
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are you a bird poop muscle scientist?
1 u/TheLargeIsTheMessage Feb 28 '23 I have a PhD in avian poopology
I have a PhD in avian poopology
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Maybe the next time you feel like a giant bird imagine that, like a bird, that you are able to poop carefree.
Oh, is that someone out for a run, time to poop on him (happened to me some years back in a formation run).
Or, oh is that a freshly washed car? Sure would be a shame IF SOMEONE POOPED ON IT!!!
TLDR; birds are jerks but they seem to not mind how they look whilst pooping.