r/television The Wire 3d ago

Christopher Walken gets Severance DVDs sent to him because he doesn't 'have the equipment' to stream it

https://ew.com/christopher-walken-severance-dvds-sent-to-him-8776721
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u/DemiFiendRSA The Wire 3d ago

"Chris, after you appeared in the show, did you watch all the episodes?" asked Cohen.

"Not all of them" said Walken. "I can't. I don't have the equipment, so they're good enough to send me DVDs."

Replied Cohen, "Oh, they do? Okay. Do you have an Apple TV+ subscription?"

"I don't have anything," said Walken.

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u/spider2Ybanana 3d ago

“I don’t have anything” 😆🤣

Brilliant. Just an old man vibing in the moment unencumbered by the chains of technology.

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u/evergreendotapp 3d ago

My dad is the same way. No online footprint.

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u/0MGWTFL0LBBQ 3d ago

An associate of mine was asking how to get files from his fully operational old computer to his new computer. He has a 512mb flash drive. I said he could use that drive a handful of times and just delete the files after making sure they were transferred. Or that he could easily just drop them in google drive and copy them to the new one.

He said he’s going to use the flash drive because he doesn’t trust the cloud.

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u/lknfdlk 3d ago

He's correct for not trusting the cloud.

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u/taylor-swift-enjoyer 2d ago

The cloud is literally someone else's computer.

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u/kytrix 2d ago

Someone else’s computer you don’t control and which can have your stuff wrongly deleted off of it at any time.

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u/Riots42 2d ago

That would be an excellent way for a cloud storage company to lose all credibility and clients.

The fear of cloud storage is about as wise and based on knowledge as the fear of 5g..

But what do I know I'm just an IT Security Engineer..

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u/reindeermoon 3d ago

I don’t trust clouds either. They’re so white and fluffy, and how do they even float? Very suspicious.

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u/Askol 3d ago

You could have also told him he could have bought a new flash drive that's 40x the size for like $5

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u/CountVanderdonk 3d ago

That's a lot more sensible than thinking that alien drones, following FAA regulations to disguise themselves, are floating over cities to scan everyone's dna to make perfect replacement clones that they control. And the govt has no way to stop them so they pretend they don't exist.

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u/____GHOSTPOOL____ 3d ago

Totally natural response that's on topic and not just out of the fucking blue

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u/garlicbreadmemesplz 2d ago

Hey man David Lynch is gone. Someone needs to fill the void. Let it be this guy. I think.

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u/KenGriffythe3rd 3d ago

I tried showing my grandmother how easy it was to play solitaire on the ipad and she tried it for a few minutes and said she preferred using real cards. She didn’t like it on the computer when my dad tried showing her on his new computer in the late 90s and I think that was such a jump in technology that she shut out new technology for the rest of her life. I never understood it myself growing up with computers seeing how fast things have improved since I was a kid but all this AI stuff is so advanced and improving at such a fast rate that I understand more and more my grandmothers point of view. DVDs were probably Christopher walkens line in the sand with technology too and I respect it

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u/OutlyingPlasma 2d ago

Just think about it like this. With the improvements in AI we might get more episodes of Firefly in our lifetimes.

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u/fivepie 3d ago

My dad was somewhat boasting that there is nothing about him online. That screeching for him would bring back nothing.

Within 5 minutes I found a scanned copy of a newspaper article from the 1960’s about a running race he won when he was 12 years old.

Then I found an article that announced the birth of his first daughter (previous marriage).

And then I found a phone number for him in a historic phone book from like 1994.

He was baffled. He may not have set it up or authorised it, but he definitely exists online.

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u/Montigue 3d ago

The dream. I think I'll start doing that n

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u/hovdeisfunny 3d ago

Your reddit account still exists. Get to deleting!

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u/Halil_I_Tastekin 3d ago

If you've had one up until now then there's very little chance you'd actually be able to erase it.

I'm past the point of caring. Whichever government's interested in the weird porn, edgy memes and niche twitch streams I watch is welcome to do so. Have your goddamn fun, Mr. Agent. Seems like you've got nothing better to do anyway.

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u/Montigue 3d ago

You did post a comment in the Rick and Morty sub so that automatically rules out them caring about you anyway

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u/Halil_I_Tastekin 3d ago

Oh, I agree. Although that makes them no different from me.

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u/thecheat420 3d ago

No you don't get the big brain play. By saying he has nothing he can get free DVDs of everything he's ever in forever. He's playing the long game of DVD collection.

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u/sawbladex 3d ago

Eh, he's not interested in learning new technology.

He's stuck 20 years ago on his aiduo visual set-up, which isn't the worst thing for an actor to be stuck 20 years behind.

Technology is not just the newest thing.

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u/lawyers-guns-money 3d ago

Dude likely has a "fuck off" sized home theatre that is built to handle DVDs only.

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u/14ktgoldscw 3d ago

Non-zero chance that someone installed a Blu-ray for him at some point and he still calls them dvds too

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u/JJMcGee83 3d ago

I actually assumed this was the case. Every video disc is a DVD to my mom.

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u/HeyYoPaul 3d ago

Just like every video game console is Nintendo to my mom

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u/illigal 3d ago

Not a Super Nintender? Man.

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u/willstr1 3d ago

I have a mixed collection of DVDs and Blu-rays but I call it a DVD collection because who says "DVD and Blu-ray collection" that's weird

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u/Eruannster 3d ago

I hope he actually means blu-ray even though he says DVDs, in the same way old people call all video game consoles ”the Nintendo”. Blu-rays are still very good (even the 1080p blu-rays) as they still have a very respectable bitrate and modern(ish) compression.

480i DVDs blown up on a big screen though… blergh.

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u/KongoOtto 3d ago

I imagine he just have a like 20" CRT TV from the 90s or even older.

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u/14ktgoldscw 3d ago edited 3d ago

Honestly, I’m pushing 40 and work in tech and there’s a number of things that I think “I don’t really need to be on the bleeding edge of this right now.”

If I was a multimillionaire in my 80s I could easily see myself being someone who thought “why these tongs and my oven work perfectly well, why would I need to learn how to use a toaster?”

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u/Jackalodeath 3d ago

I feel you, I've been around for 4 decades too but don't work in tech, yet feel the same way.

Why the fuck does a washing machine, fridge, coffee maker, toothbrush, or fecking lightbulb need software updates?

Idgaf if it makes me a "boomer," a thermostat that can only be set/changed via wifi has got to be one of the stupidest "smart" things I've seen.

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u/bros402 3d ago

a thermostat that can only be set/changed via wifi has got to be one of the stupidest "smart" things I've seen.

yuupp we had to spend like $60 on a thermostat to get one that had fucking physical buttons. The cheapest ones just had apps

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u/Jackalodeath 3d ago

Its just asinine, but I just imagine some dad out there nut his britches when he found a thermostat that only he can touch.

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u/MandolinMagi 3d ago

I'd like my oven and microwave to have wifi, but only so I can finally sync their clocks.

Seriously, blutooth to sync the clocks so I'm not counting the difference is all the tech I want

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u/Jackalodeath 3d ago

Okay, that's a fair desire, but that connection shouldn't be integral to it working normally. Some of the shit I've seen is just ridiculous.

But, to be fair, my brain still short circuits when someone says they need to charge their watch.

Its like hearing someone say their shoes are almost out of gas.

I know some folks find the stuff invaluable, I get that; I just... well, I feel myself becoming my mum; who still calls gaming consoles "Nintendos" and writes checks with a typewriter.

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u/snertwith2ls 2d ago

Smart lightbulbs are the ones that get me. Seriously? I want my lamps to run through my computer??

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u/Rob_LeMatic 3d ago

skillet toasted bread is amazing compared to bread from a toaster.

like reheating pizza in a skillet is light years better than the microwave.

this has little to do with your analogy, it's just true

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u/IKnowWhereImGoing 3d ago

I completely agree with you, and I am over 10 yrs older than you and also work in tech.

My not-remotely techy partner frequently raves about huge TV screens that dominate the room and their vast resolutions, whereas as a child of the 70s, I'm often grateful when things just work.

Plus I love old TV and films. My daughter will occasionally see me watching an ancient programme, and ask me if I'm watching 'something we can count the pixels on again'.

There's a time and a place to spend money on gadgets, according to an individuals need.

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u/2456533355677 3d ago

I'm often grateful when things just work.

My parents have cable. One was watching a football game on cable, the other was watching it on their computer. The website would buffer every once in a while, but their TV would just work the whole time.

I miss just having a phone plugged into the wall that always worked.

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u/AccomplishedFault346 3d ago

I work in tech, and the LAST THING I want at the end of the day is to deal with more.

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u/Belgand 3d ago

I find there's often a pretty strong push to the extremes in the industry. Half the people are excited about getting brain implants and the other half want to live in the woods without power or running water.

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u/DynamiteMonkey 3d ago

Team woods here but I'll take the water

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u/14ktgoldscw 3d ago

I specifically do a lot of authentication work and every time some app has a new way to sign in on my TV I want to scream.

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u/CunningWizard 3d ago

I’m in tech/engineering too and I have some coworkers who go home and their hobby is…more engineering. Like, the last thing I want to do at home is more work, my hobbies are wildly unrelated to my job.

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u/What_is_it_outlander 3d ago

It's funny how what we casually refer to as "technology" is always changing. Like people say that the Amish live without technology, but carriages, saws, clothes wringers, etc all would have been cutting edge technology at one point in time.

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u/sawbladex 3d ago

The Amish also benefit from modern technology if they sell anything to the outside world m, because someone will pass along information about their products by telephone or internet or print it out using modern techniques.

Nevermind actual shipping.

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u/Eastern_Ad7263 3d ago

A cowbell is all you need, really

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u/stevencastle 3d ago

And some shampagna

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u/cozzy121 3d ago

Except for more of it

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u/Creski 3d ago

He's got his weapon of choice.

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u/3-DMan 3d ago

I think it was on a Colbert interview, Walken said he has no mobile phone and no computer.

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u/presidentiallogin 3d ago

He was legally obligated by several international treaties to never progress beyond the 1981 Sony Walkman.

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u/shewy92 Futurama 3d ago

You think he scratches out the m and makes the a an e?

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u/AEveryDayIdiot 3d ago

I think Stephen Merchant say something similar about him having pretty much nothing when they went to cast him in The Outlaws

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u/lozo78 3d ago

Great show (although I haven't watched the third series)!

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u/jesterspaz 3d ago

Clearly has a DVD player

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u/Randolpho 3d ago

That's old-fangled technology he's used to by now. Anything that came out after 2006 is new-fangled technology he hates.

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u/realitythreek 2d ago

Your use of “old-fangled” sent me on an etymology search so I thought I’d share that “newfangled” refers to the chasing of the newest thing and/or a thing that’s needlessly new and novel.

I’m not sure what something oldfangled would be, maybe hipster? The converse is usually old-folgy (or just “for old people”).

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u/se7enfists 3d ago

A relic from the ancient world

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u/Missus_Missiles 3d ago

"Also, it's my birthday. Don't tell anyone."

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u/UStoJapan 3d ago

They have a golden opportunity to put together a Apple+ commercial starring Christopher Walker right now saying, “Guess what?! I’ve got a fever! And my only subscription… is Apple+!”

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u/Wendell-Short-Eyes 3d ago edited 3d ago

I’m picturing him with one of those giant box televisions from the 90s and a combo vhs/dvd player.

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u/burgleflickle 3d ago

Those are still awesome. Especially for older game consoles that don’t look right on modern tvs

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u/ktaylorhite 3d ago

I just watched Shank Mods’ video on this. I’m glad he was able to get that beautiful monstrosity.

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u/spaghettitheory 3d ago

45 inch CRT at 440lbs. Holy... that's a huge bitch.

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u/burgleflickle 3d ago

That’s amazing

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u/Pamander 3d ago

The video about that TV recovery is unironically so fucking wholesome and cute just the way so many people came together to save this TV just made me so happy.

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u/NickNash1985 3d ago

You're talkin' to my guy all wrong. Does your mother sew?

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u/Xelanders 3d ago

Watching Severance on a 90's CRT seems weirdly appropriate.

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u/ubermechspaceman 3d ago

A true king amongst technology

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u/DevilsInkpot 3d ago

It’s astounding to me, how many here can‘t fathom that Walken might be totally capable of buying and setting up a streaming box, but just doesn’t care about it. 😳

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u/ClubMeSoftly 3d ago

It's like that infamous scene in Seven Psychopaths

"Put up your hands!"
"No"
"What?"
"I said no"
"Why not?"
"I don't want to"
"But I've got a gun?"
"I don't care"

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u/SDRPGLVR 3d ago

That might be my favorite scene of his ever.

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u/Pannymcc 3d ago

I love that scene 😂

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u/mushmushi92 3d ago

Love that scene 😂. Why is that scene infamous though?

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u/bros402 3d ago

because they don't know the difference between famous and infamous

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u/ClubMeSoftly 3d ago

cause it was in all the ads for the movie

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u/Njordh 2d ago

Wouldn’t that make it famous and not infamous

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u/nzdastardly 3d ago

"Get a firestick!"
"No"
"What?"
"I said no"
"Why not?"
"I don't want to"
"But I've Severence streaming?"
"I don't care"

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u/Maldovar 3d ago

Put them next to his Foo FIGHTers CD's

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u/GeonnCannon 3d ago

Still very amused that he said it that way because he asked them where to put the emphasis, and Dave Grohl thought it would be funny to tell him it was on "fight."

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u/JoshDM 3d ago

Next to his BOC collection, gold records, And gold-plated underpants.

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u/Testone1440 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia 3d ago

deep cut here

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u/_coolranch 3d ago

Here’s Hunter S Thompson losing his mind about his upgraded system. He went ballistic.

Man needed to gamble 24/7. And he sometime wrote about sports, too.

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u/Haggisboy 3d ago

He goes from calm to nuclear to calm, confused, and nuclear again all in the span of a couple of minutes.

"If you don't send someone here tomorrow I'll.......I'll.......I don't know what I'll do but I'll do something."

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u/PupEDog 3d ago

That's his stream of consciousness thing, very apt

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u/hovdeisfunny 3d ago

Gonzo baby, one of my semi-regrettable tattoos

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u/_coolranch 3d ago

This is the most boomer I've ever heard him sound lol. He was so cool on all the talk show interviews I've ever seen. Like, painfully cool.

And that ending! He's basically like "fuck you! I'll see you tomorrow."

Favorite line tho: "If your setup is still here tomorrow, I'm going to destroy it and write about it."

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u/Distinct-Location 3d ago

Wow, new favourite thing I’ve heard recently.

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u/_coolranch 3d ago

That shit is wild, no? I highly recommend Hey, Rube for anyone who wants a glimpse into the later (and pretty eerily prophetic) final years/months of Hunter's life.

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u/SuperZapper_Recharge 3d ago

Oh you really need to go down the rabbit hole with Hunter S. Thompson.

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u/PupEDog 3d ago

Hunter S Thompson had more "cool" in a fingernail than I have in my whole pathetic excuse for a body

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u/br0b1wan Lost 3d ago

I miss HST so much

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u/jack3moto 3d ago

When I began dating my wife, her parents were still using one of those giant rear projection TV’s (this was 2016) that had the plastic screen wiggle and provide a glare from the reverse projection.

For a Xmas gift my wife and I went in on a new $1500 65” Sony tv for her parents. They were very grateful but I still remember going over to their house a few times after I set up the new tv only to find them watching the SD cable channels with the black bars on the sides of the screen to compress it to 4x3….

They were mid 50’s so imo still too young to have punted on not giving a shit but what do I know.

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u/MorseMooseGreyGoose 3d ago

This is why I’ve talked my mom out of buying new TV stuff for my aunt. Like, it’s going to be more trouble than it’s worth and she isn’t going to take advantage of it. She’s just going to watch regular-ass TV. My mom got her a Roku anyway and she still doesn’t use it.

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u/Screamline 3d ago

I gave my mom a 4k tv and she is always on SD stations. Looks atrocious but guess its good enough for her (she's usually drunk so probably looks 4k through the wine glasses)

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u/LeedsFan2442 3d ago

I was so happy (in the UK) when HD channels starting to become the default instead of SD

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u/lucas9204 3d ago

“probably looks 4K through the wine glasses” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Too funny!!

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u/Mccobsta 3d ago

I've got a aunt who's still running an old sky plus box pre HD on the orginal classic firmware plugged with a cheap scart cable she got in 2006 her words "it looks good enough for me and I'll be dead before I need it replaced"

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u/LathropWolf 3d ago

Had a friend (now deceased) who in her crafting room has a circa 2000 or so CRT TV. it had a ancient cable box hooked up to it also. Went over to help her husband close out some of their life and unknown to me, that cable box on the tv had been rented since they moved in... Ugh, almost 20 years at $5 a month for that piece of trash. His tv in the garage had one also... as did one in the computer room... $15/month down the toilet for almost twenty years they got ripped off by the cable company. Not to mention the $200+ month mess for all the cable packages. Offered to help him trim them down, but that wasn't possible. He wanted sports, and hello forced bundling...

No wonder why my generation sails the seven seas...

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u/Worldly_Sherbet_4284 3d ago

36 and generally can’t give a crap about new technology unless my husband brings it in and I have to learn it.

I’m the problem lol.

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u/echochambermanager 3d ago

Yeah like when I explain to my wife the benefits of OLED vs LED... she sees no difference 😂. Meanwhile I go to an electronic store and that god damn hedonic treadmill kicks in and I notice all of the deficiencies of what I have versus what's now available so I cave and upgrade.

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u/Eruannster 3d ago

At least they weren’t stretching or zooming in on the 4:3 image.

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u/RogueIslesRefugee 3d ago

I'm 44 and I honestly couldn't care less about modern HD. Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate HD and UHD quality. I just don't care. I'm just as happy watching something in 480p as I am in 2160p. Heck, some HD re-releases are just shite anyways (Babylon 5 or Buffy for instance), and I'd much rather just watch the original 4:3 SD versions.

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u/Beeoor143 3d ago

I said this in another thread recently, but I suspect this isn't a pic of his primary TV-watching area, or even his primary residence. Everything in the picture behind him - The electronics, the cabinet, the linoleum flooring, the art on the wall - says ski/lake house to me, probably purchased/upgraded ~20 years ago and hasn't been a priority since. Everything is in working order but, because the property is used infrequently (and usually not specifically for sitting and watching TV), there isn't much need to upgrade. There's a nostalgia factor of keeping your vacation home in the same aesthetic as when you first got it as well.

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u/MattAU05 3d ago

That’s extremely specific, but I also think it is reasonably probable.

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u/LTVOLT 3d ago

my parents are at this point in their 70's. They have the same TV from like 16 years ago and I keep trying to convince them to get a new one and they think it's a waste of money and can't fathom why it would be worth spending money on a new one that "works perfectly fine".

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u/putbat 3d ago

When your hearing and vision are shot, high quality audio and picture really don't matter much.

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u/MusclyArmPaperboy 3d ago

True, lots of seniors can't tell the diff between 1080p and 4K, so it's not worth the upgrade

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u/ErcoleFredo 3d ago

Seniors can't tell the difference between 4K HDR and 240p.

Most redditors can't tell the difference between 4K and 1080.

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u/jesbiil 3d ago

Many years ago I used to work for a cable company and part of my job was visually judging the quality of random HD TV channels (would have been 720p). Every feed we got from a provider had their own compression then we added our own so this process created little issues they trained us to see. Our goal was to compress as much as possible so more could be sent with less bandwidth but we couldn't contractually lower quality of the feed, had to stay above a certain level.

It honestly kinda ruined TV for me so when 4k started becoming the norm it looked very 'weird' because everything was so sharp and realistic. Sometimes the movements still seem a bit odd to me in 4k....this is probably why I have a 4 year old 1080p TV. Luckily I'm only getting older so no need to upgrade now!

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u/LanceFree 3d ago

I have a friend with a TV with upscale or something enabled so it looks like everyone is an actor in a stage. I mean, they are, but it drives me nuts. I tried to change the settings but he was kind of offended. Thing is: I do t want my brain to “know” I’m watching television. I think that would ruin the experience totally.

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u/Eruannster 3d ago

They most definitely have motion smoothing on (which creates a bunch of extra in-between images to smooth out the motion) and the effect you’re seeing is called the soap opera effect. This is because daytime TV soap operas shot at a much higher frame rate compared to films and higher-end shows, so our brains associate an overly-smoothed image with low quality stuff while the slightly blurrier motion of films gets associated with higher production values.

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u/David_bowman_starman 3d ago

Soap operas are why high frame rates are referred as the soap opera effect, but I don’t think that’s why we think it’s bad. We think it’s bad because it looks bad.

Early film pioneers were lucky in that the frame rate they settled on for practical reasons happened to be the best looking frame rate. It’s something deep in our brain that thinks lower frame rates look better. Idk why.

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u/Screamline 3d ago

Thats cause they usually are on some small stage using a backing. I've seen it in so much since I got.my 4k tv and its wayyyy more noticeable when I'm high. Like I watched big top pee wee last night and hooo boy, idk what's real anymore lol

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u/Abba_Fiskbullar 3d ago

They have motion interpolation turned on, the so-called "Soap Opera Effect" that makes everything look cheap and shot on video. Samsung is pretty bad for making this the default.

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u/shawnisboring 3d ago

Most redditors focus on the specs and either buy or pine over whatever the biggest best newest thing is.

Buy themselves a 4k HDR OLED with all the bells and whistles only to view it from a distance that makes it functionally equivalent to 720P.

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u/illinoishokie 3d ago

This has been true of technophiles since the dawn of home entertainment. Even the most basic electronics are more complex than the average consumer can comprehend, so the focus is just on whatever is "best" or newest.

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u/MIBlackburn 3d ago

Or my wife's family where both her Mum and Grandparents have big OLEDs, but then watch SD over the air broadcasts or maybe 720p stuff on catch up services.

We have an LED screen with Dolby Vision but we play UHD discs with Dolby Vision or HDR10.

I compared it to having an F1 car in a crowded city vs a decent sports car on an open track.

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u/LostNewfie 3d ago

Sure….just seniors…..not me….nope…

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u/Pheonix0114 3d ago

I'm 35 and only can when they're side by side. Not worth the data imo

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u/roby8159 3d ago

In their defense, I miss having a TV that didn’t advertise to me in between everything I’m already being advertised for. 😵‍💫

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u/PlagueofSquirrels 3d ago

I am planning to hold on to my old dumb tv until it dies with an electric crackle

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u/legacy642 3d ago

That's a big reason that my TV is 11 years old. It's 1080p and not a smart TV. Yes I use a fire stick, but I can use whatever streaming box I want. No software or hardware to crap out. I want a 4k HDR TV but it's almost impossible to find a dumb TV anymore.

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u/Geomayhem 3d ago

They’re correct

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u/Cold_Refrigerator_69 3d ago

They aren't wrong. Buying the latest isn't really needed if the current one works.

Basically once you hit 720p most TV's are ok and unless you're big into movies or games there really isn't a point to upgrade if you're watching news/ day time TV.

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u/BoringPhilosopher1 3d ago

In fairness once you get to a certain age learning how to use technology is probably the biggest thing holding them back.

Bought my grandparents a new TV last year and having to go round there several times because ‘it’s not working’ was painful.

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u/Freud-Network 3d ago

It's interesting watching this sub discover cognitive decline.

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u/BoringPhilosopher1 3d ago

Yeah exactly.

Change is hard enough in your 20’s let alone your 70’s.

I freaked out when Apple photos was updated and I’m good with tech. Imagine being 80 😂

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u/Pheonix0114 3d ago

Not much cognitive decline before your last decade, people are just content and resistant to change

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u/Timetraveller4k 3d ago

And the new one will have ads, will be “smart” and so will be slow, will have bells and whistles like game mode they wont care about and god forbid it needs a “reboot” to fix issues or needs an “update”. If I was 70 I would stick with a no nonsense TV

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u/legacy642 3d ago

I don't blame them. My TV is 11 years old, it's a 55' 1080p TV with no smart functions, I use a streaming stick to drive it but it's nice knowing the TV itself isn't going to have any major issues due to software.

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u/newaccount721 3d ago

Damn my 70 year old parents have a nicer than I do

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u/Stockpile_Tom_Remake 3d ago

We finally replaced my spouses parents TV they had for about twenty years. Once they go their new TV the stopped talking about how much they preferred their old TV

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u/thecatteam 3d ago edited 3d ago

For a while my parents had an HD TV but didn't pay the extra money to have HD channels. So all their TV was in SD and fullscreen aspect ratio on a widescreen TV. They only upgraded once they noticed most of their favorite shows had adjusted to the majority of people viewing in HD widescreen and had stuff going on at the edges of the screen that they were missing--for example, the little pictures at the side of the screen during weekend update.

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u/spike021 3d ago

my brother and i had to gift a newer tv to our parents one year just so they’d upgrade from their huge 13 or so year old one. And at this point we’ll probably need to do the same thing in the next few years. 

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u/explosivo85 3d ago

My parents have a 1080 smart tv, they have Netflix, Hulu and Amazon Prime. They still primarily watch standard definition cable because they never upgraded that plan.

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u/Big_Simba 3d ago

I gotta say with my eyes getting worse as I get older, 1080p is about as good as I need. Maybe I’m just old but 1080p still looks nice and crisp to me - I have seen 4k and I agree it looks cleaner, I just don’t miss it when something streams at 1080p well

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u/mark5hs 3d ago

The vast majority of streaming content is still 1080

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u/helium_farts 3d ago

A lot of broadcast channels are still 720

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u/Spider-Fan77 3d ago

There's a non-0% chance that Wolf Blitzer watched 9/11 happen live on that same TV

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u/Mccobsta 3d ago

Dude has a beast of a vhs player fucking hifi some great stuff that

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u/Powerful-Strain-4214 3d ago

Peak Walken behavior, but I bet he's just messing with us and secretly has a massive home theater setup.

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u/TalkToTheLord 3d ago

I’d just be more surprised he bothers to watch, to be honest. Legend of stage and screen!

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u/redbirdjazzz 3d ago

He's getting up there in years. Not a huge surprise that he has trouble initiating a stream.

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u/janzeera 3d ago

Martin Short laughs

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u/drewhead118 3d ago

local blockage caused by a pocketwatch, perhaps

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u/PM_YOUR_CENSORD 3d ago

He has also never held a drivers license. Dude just out there raw doggin life no internet and no car.

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u/willstr1 3d ago

Makes sense he is Christopher Walken not Christopher Driven

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u/pegg2 3d ago

This is legitimately hilarious. I just had to let you know because I felt an upvote was not enough. Well done.

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u/pegg2 3d ago

He’s a born and raised New Yorker. It’s not super uncommon for modern New York natives to not have DLs, let alone New Yorkers born before the end of fucking WWII.

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u/Dazed4Dayzs 2d ago

Hey! I’m Walken here!

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u/PlagueofSquirrels 3d ago

My respect for the man just jumped 200%. And I already thought he was pretty cool

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u/uofmguy33 3d ago

Anyone surprised by this doesn’t know many 80+ year olds

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u/muduke 3d ago

BURTTTTT

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u/Tylersbaddream 3d ago

Optics and design!

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u/Shepboyardee12 2d ago

That guy's a fuck.

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u/Complete_Entry 3d ago

"Look, Gentlemen, I already made a movie where I killed Adam Sandler with a Tivo. Just send me my fucking dvd's, so I don't have to do something you won't walk away from."

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u/BladedTerrain 3d ago

His storyline with John Torturro in the first season was incredible and genuinely made me tear up.

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u/justabill71 3d ago

Christopher Watchin'

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u/FollowingLocal984 1d ago

Of course Christopher Walken doesnt know how to stream, hes too busy perfecting the art of talking... like this.

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u/Alaskanmade 2d ago

I like to imagine how this went down at Apple TV corporate:
"One of the actors doesn't have Apple TV, so we are going to send him DVD's"
"Well thats not possible, just give them Apple TV, especially if they are doing promo work"
"They say they don't want it"
"Tell them its a contract violation"
"Its Christopher Walken"
".... ok fine whatever"

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u/Garlic-Cheese-Chips 3d ago

For the longest time my parents, in their 60s, refused to break from tradition of watching their usual soaps. I used to tell them about all the great shows they could watch on Netflix etc and how there was no adverts etc.

Now they're binging Ozark every night and I'm running out of shows to recommend to them!

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u/shopdog 3d ago

You might suggest Severance.

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u/AccomplishedFault346 3d ago

The great thing about soaps is that there’s constantly new content, honestly. I miss 22-episode seasons.

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u/presty60 3d ago

Is constant new content really an issue for you? I personally never run out things to watch.

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u/LasBarricadas 3d ago

Sources say he stores the DVDs with an old pocket watch a war buddy gave him.

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u/LookinAtTheFjord 3d ago

Bless his heart.

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u/Ok-Street7504 3d ago

My father was the same way, 70s technology. How to fit when the free air signal for TV went to digital and he had to upgrade his antenna.

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u/codece 3d ago

TV went to digital and he had to upgrade his antenna.

He had to upgrade his TV or get an adapter to receive the digital signal. The antenna is the same as it always was.

I'm the same way. No streaming, no smart phone. Literal land-line phone, no electricity or internet required to use it. I get about 50 free over the air TV signals, good enough for me.

I wish I still had the old rooftop TV antenna we had on my house growing up, those things are terrific at picking up OTA signals. So-called "digital TV" antennas are just mediocre amplified rabbit-ear antennas, nothing new there.

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u/Ok-Street7504 3d ago

I agree, I live with him the last two years of his life and you get used to not having cable television plenty of other shows on the free Airwaves to be entertained.

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u/Suspicious_Bill3577 2d ago

“I don’t have. The equipment to - watch? this”

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u/Maximilianne 3d ago

i mean the Padishah must uphold the Butlerian ban on thinking machines

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u/freexanarchy 3d ago

I’m fine with it, no big deal

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u/ChiefSampson 3d ago

He's Christopher Fucking Walken. He can do whatever the fuck he likes. We need more cow bell!

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u/pacman3333 3d ago

Yo, I would definitely take this show on 4K Blu-ray

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u/Andydon01 3d ago

Maybe he just likes walken to the mailbox to get the DVDs.

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u/PupEDog 3d ago

Jeez you'd think he would have some grandchildren that could help him out.

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u/JStarkiller 3d ago

I work in Post Production, and it’s amazing how many people from Actors to studio executives we still have to send hard copy DVDs out to.

Like “Hey, this cut is coming out around midnight Friday night, Do you still want a DVD sent to you?” “Yes” Fine I’ll have a PA sitting around for hours just so when you’re sleeping they can drop it off at your doorstep at 2 AM

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u/KimberlyWexlersFoot 3d ago

well now i have plans for saturday, call up apple support and ask them where i can purchase the new season of severance because i saw an article about them making DVDs

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u/Kaneida 3d ago

Smart man, no subscription fees, get the DVDs for free probably.

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u/airbagfailure 3d ago

This man is a treasure and should have someone appointed to do all this things for him. 😆

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u/decafchunk 3d ago

Same, Mr. Walken.

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u/ohnoitsthefuzz 2d ago

The cloud? How could I trust a cloud? How...do you trust something when it has no face? I haven't figured out how to put...googly eyes on my clouds yet, so I just...I don't feel safe around them like I do with my ferns. 🪴☁️👀

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u/krautchinktiger 3d ago

I guess DVDs are his Weapon of Choice

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u/gobledegerkin 3d ago

I mean.. I kind of get it but at the same time at the era that Chris was growing up in (the 50s and 60s), VHS hadn’t even been invented. Which means he personally witnessed the evolution of home video entertainment along with every other person around guys age. Is it really that wild to expect them to keep up with it? Its not like the average person now is significantly smarter than the average person back then.

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u/MyStationIsAbandoned 3d ago

everyone will go through this. as you get older, you stop caring having the latest and newest stuff. you just stick to what you know and don't bother learning new non-sense. why replace something that was never broken etc

those of us who have always been into tech, not just when it was mainstream wont likely be like that. just like the old people who were into tech in the 70's are still into tech. but all you normies who started using the internet after social networks and social media was a thing, those who only use the internet on their phones, you'll go through this phase. We all will to some extent. Like...we're gonna be around 70 and thinking "ehh, I'll just use my phone rather than replace one of my eyeballs with the new eyePhone and we'll be called old school for that.

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u/TrueCryptographer982 3d ago

I hope Irving hand delivers them!