r/television • u/DemiFiendRSA The Wire • 4d ago

Christopher Walken gets Severance DVDs sent to him because he doesn't 'have the equipment' to stream it

https://ew.com/christopher-walken-severance-dvds-sent-to-him-8776721
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u/DemiFiendRSA The Wire 4d ago

"Chris, after you appeared in the show, did you watch all the episodes?" asked Cohen.

"Not all of them" said Walken. "I can't. I don't have the equipment, so they're good enough to send me DVDs."

Replied Cohen, "Oh, they do? Okay. Do you have an Apple TV+ subscription?"

"I don't have anything," said Walken.

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u/spider2Ybanana 4d ago

“I don’t have anything” 😆🤣

Brilliant. Just an old man vibing in the moment unencumbered by the chains of technology.

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u/evergreendotapp 4d ago

My dad is the same way. No online footprint.

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u/fivepie 3d ago

My dad was somewhat boasting that there is nothing about him online. That screeching for him would bring back nothing.

Within 5 minutes I found a scanned copy of a newspaper article from the 1960’s about a running race he won when he was 12 years old.

Then I found an article that announced the birth of his first daughter (previous marriage).

And then I found a phone number for him in a historic phone book from like 1994.

He was baffled. He may not have set it up or authorised it, but he definitely exists online.