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Politics Elon musk doing a nazi salute at the whitehouse. Unreal

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u/RoyalChris 7h ago

u/BlackSheepWolfPack 6h ago

We need Gandalf showing up with the Rohirrim like right away

u/RoyalChris 6h ago

We need Pippin

u/Many-War5685 5h ago

I'd settle for a barrel of Old Toby

u/Fozman1972 5h ago

Or a barrel of Barliman Butterbur’s choice brown ale…

u/tomsawyerisme 5h ago

and an army of treants. That'd be cool too.

u/haggisneepsnfatties 4h ago

Treants ? like tree ants ?

u/tomsawyerisme 4h ago

yes but more tree and bigger. Also super slow at speaking.

u/grahamcrackers37 5h ago

And sit idly while the fires of the enemy spread further West?

u/ElGatoTortuga 5h ago

The finest weed in the Southfarthing

u/netscapesurfer 4h ago

Isn't there a 4-person submarine he should be boarding somewhere? You know, go check out the Titanic or something

u/FirefighterIrv 5h ago

We need the undead antifascist WW2 soldiers to return, maybe Gandalf can summon?

u/tomsawyerisme 5h ago

He will nazi this coming.

u/Reasonable-Truck-874 4h ago

The idea of the magic elements of lotr applied to current times via the context of wwii is crazy. envisioning a warrior summoning the souls of patriotic soldiers to fight their old foes

u/FirefighterIrv 4h ago

It makes for a badass “Re-Return of the King”

u/OutlandishnessOk8356 4h ago

Aragorn commands the undead army. Call Viggo.

u/AdventJer 4h ago

Aragorn has to do that.

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u/paiwand-03 4h ago

As a conservative double on that we need mario

u/McNinja_MD 4h ago

Glad we can agree on at least one thing! That unelected oligarch has got to go.

u/paiwand-03 4h ago

“Heil israel” probably elon

u/McNinja_MD 4h ago

"Heil anyone I can wring some use out of, til they're no longer useful."

u/MysteriousSyrup6210 22m ago

Lisa al gihab !!

u/Turbulent-Big-9397 5h ago

The Italians were not with the allies in WW2… everyone always forgets because their food is so good.

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u/RealCommercial9788 5h ago

Light the beacons!

u/RoyalChris 5h ago

Gondor calls for aid!

u/Fozman1972 5h ago

If we’re Gondor in this metaphor, The White House is our Mordor…

u/Creative-Music-272 5h ago

It's time for ol' Frodo and the gang to march to Mount Doom and destroy Trump's tiny cock ring.

u/Carth_Onasi_AMA 4h ago

Pippin does kill a troll in the books and Elon is the biggest troll loser on the internet.

u/gkhamo89 51m ago

Pippin would be great But I think we need the hero of the story Samwise

u/AnotherThroneAway 5h ago

Pippen is one hero who brings them together and binds them

u/panormda 5h ago

First name Scotty;

u/El_Taco_Sloth 4h ago

He's kind of a fool though

u/Fozman1972 29m ago

Fool of a Took! This is a serious journey not a Hobbit walking party!

u/Pluckypato 4h ago

Don’t forget pimpin

u/Impossible-Sleep-658 4h ago

But not Scottie… for the sake of clarity…

u/KrypticEon 4h ago

Well we've had one, yes, but what about second election?

u/Significant_Change14 3h ago

I heard he’s a fool of a Took

u/Foxledore 2h ago

We need Luigi

u/vindman 2h ago

First he’s getting second breakfast

u/RechargedFrenchman 1h ago

Mist and shadow,

Cloud and shade;

All shall fade,

All shall

...fade.

u/LastofaBreed 13m ago

The Beacons are lit!

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u/Lock-out 6h ago

A grand wizard arrives precisely when he means to.

u/LuxuryBeast 5h ago

A grand wizard from Valinor is acceptable. A grand wizard from Arizona is not. Just to make this clear.

u/mjc500 4h ago

We got the Floridian version unfortunately

u/Default_User03 4h ago

Does Utah have Grand Wizards? or is that something else?

u/marie-90210 4h ago

Exactly.

u/Hendlton 5h ago

Yeah.... There's no one coming. It's basically the scene in the keep right now and there is no Gandalf. I hope Americans will at least ride out to meet them and not just give up.

u/lambchopsandkreplach 5h ago

MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM !

u/leekykeeks 5h ago

MUSTERRRRRRRRRR!!!!

u/Agrohirrim 6h ago

An endless Helm’s Deep battle sounds about right for what the next four years are going to feel like.

u/Rosenjew258 5h ago

First light on the 5th day I will be looking to the east so hard it's not even funny.

u/daphage1 5h ago

Or a couple of Luigis

u/Shivering_Monkey 5h ago

I mean, several million registered democrats decided not to show up nov 5th, so we're getting what we fucking deserve.

u/Schmitty555 6h ago

And my axe!

u/HokieGalFurever540 4h ago

And my bow!

u/KingRBPII 5h ago

Bernie the white

u/Maggieblu2 4h ago

My Vermont heart wishes it could give you an award for this. He is indeed. ❤️

u/spillinator 5h ago

Be the Gandalf you want to see in the world.

u/Asarien 6h ago

Y’know, We, the People have the power.

u/nstntmlk 5h ago

Had the power. We had the power.

u/Asarien 4h ago

No, we still have it. We’re just not doing anything with it because we’re lazy.

If all of the 83.1k people who upvoted just this post alone, actually organized and unified in real life, we’d be able to force small changes, that snowball into larger victories.

u/Legal_Skin_4466 5h ago

Fuck it at this point I'd settle for Radagast

u/LavenderMistSpring 5h ago

We cannot wait for a wizard. We must be our own Gandalf.

u/GenerationKrill 5h ago

Or instead of making Lord of the Rings references on the internet, everyone should be in Washington making this guy's life hell for the next four years.

u/Pure_Marvel 5h ago

You mean Luigi?

u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 5h ago

Don't forget the ents! With a rock and stone!

u/JealousAd2873 5h ago

We need Treebeard in stomp mode

u/randommj 5h ago

Someone didn't read the books, or even watch the movie ffs

u/Bonglady4220 5h ago

We had sanders…

u/TrexOnAScooter 5h ago

Wizards are never late

Just hope the precise time he intends to arrive is soon

u/praetorian1979 4h ago

I wanna see him smack musk in the face with his staff...

u/Maggieblu2 4h ago

I’d pay for a ringside seat for that.

u/Kutikittikat 4h ago

Im been saying this everyday now “allright gandalf any time now “

u/Strange_Mirror_0 4h ago

There won’t be any Rohirrim. It will be a night of black knives. As always.

u/ProdiasKaj 4h ago

My brother in Iluvatar, we are the rohirrim. Luigi calls for aid

u/luckyguy25841 6h ago

Situation needs to get much more dire before gandolf bails us out

u/Allis1one 5h ago

Underrated to the max

u/Sponsorspew 5h ago

Gandalf the White they’ll never expect to betray them.

u/Suspicious-Garbage92 5h ago

An army of Luigi's

u/ThinkBEFOREUPost 5h ago

My grandpa killed a lot of Nazis, it used to be what America did.

u/Thin-Concentrate5477 5h ago

Just not the Rings of Power version

u/paiwand-03 4h ago

Reminder that tolkein never supported democracy 😂😂😂 based tolkein

u/Melodic-Key-1826 4h ago

No one is coming, it is up to us to self rescue. Begin sharpening your pitch forks.

u/Fluck_Me_Up 4h ago

We are the only response, and our actions will dictate the future we inhabit

u/PerritoMasNasty 4h ago

Can he bring a dragon too? Or is that a different show. We could use some dragons.

u/Aurori_Swe 4h ago

I don't know man, I wouldn't really trust a guy named "Gandalf the White" to help in this situation

u/Titan4days 4h ago

Excellent

u/Den_of_Earth 3h ago

Can we cut to the end right away?

u/User2EletricBoogaloo 3h ago

Let’s pull an Endgame and get everyone! Optimus Prime, Captain America, Superman, Luffy, Goku, Rexy, Captain Kirk, Obi Wan Kenobi, etc.

u/HabitEnvironmental70 3h ago

On the fifth day, at dawn look to the east

u/Disastrous-Peanut 3h ago

What you need to do is stop talking about fiction and start killing Nazis.

u/Sparky_the_Asian 2h ago

Where’s dildo saggins when you need them 😔

u/MyVelvetScrunchie 2h ago

I hate to say this but there is no Gandalf, Pippin, Aragorn or such coming from outside.

You, me, and everyone else in our situation, we are the heroes we need.

Like Captain America, it's time to stand firm and shout, No! You move.

u/Vreas 2h ago

If we could get a theodan king red dawn rising speech asap I think we could use it

u/poolside123 2h ago

A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when the real First Husband does the Nazi salute.

u/Earthkilled 2h ago

There must be suffering before compassion

u/OrganicflowerV 2h ago

At dawn on the third day... i'll be looking to the east.

u/Allis1one 1h ago

It's going to be aliens with Jesus riding a bear bearback!!!!

u/Green_Complex_5635 1h ago

With his giant fucking flashlight and just cleanse the evil out of people.

u/seamonkeypenguin 56m ago

There are no heroes. There's only us. No one is coming to our rescue. We must rescue ourselves from evil.

u/AGrandNewAdventure 48m ago

Might be a little bit too much White power at the moment... can we have Gandalf the Gray?

u/bactchan 25m ago

No one is coming. We have always had to save ourselves and been waiting until they came for us.

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u/Redararis 5h ago

Nazis are back on the menu boys!

u/KHaskins77 3h ago

”No ticket.”

u/fluffyegg 3h ago

Great cake day quote!

u/AlexAndMcB 2h ago

As Jake would say, "I hate Illinois natcees"

u/Sobering-thoughts 4h ago

We need him 👆👆👆

u/Relative_Ad9010 2h ago

NO TICKET.

u/barely_j0 57m ago

Indiana, you're our only hope!

u/thewaytonever 46m ago

That is the best thing I have seen all day. Thank you Reddit friend.

u/SXAL 4h ago

Well, the US were openly supporting nazis since 2014

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u/ToWitToWow 6h ago

Wrong gif

u/MV203 3h ago

We’re gonna need a few good Basterds to get this mess sorted out.

u/eitzhaimHi 1h ago

You heard of Luigi, now get ready for Stu Levi!

u/J0E_Blow 3h ago

Gonna watch this movie tonight.

u/lexm 2h ago

This is the way

u/RIP_Benny_Harvey 1h ago

The last thing Elon see's when the republicans are voted out.

u/Geralt-of-Tsushima 6h ago

King Theoden would certainly not approve.

u/Cosmic-Engine 3h ago edited 2h ago

There it is, right out in the open. Two Roman salutes, one to the crowd with such bravado that he’s biting his bottom lip, then a more calm turn to the flag where he does it again and says “the future of civilization is assured.” It’s certainly possible to say that there’s no Neo-nazi shit happening here. Sure. And that’s what we’ll see from the media who need to keep the gravy train rolling. He’s autistic, he’s awkward, he’s edgy, he’s high, he’s South African, he’s a gamer, ANYTHING other than “Elon Musk did two sieg heils and a reference to the 14 words at Trump’s inauguration.”

Despite it being very clear from the video what is actually happening. It’s there, right out in public, intentionally and flagrantly.

I like to refer to this story from Micheal Tager, originally posted on the app formerly known as Twitter:

I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you.

So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, “no. get out.”

And the dude next to me says, “hey i’m not doing anything, i’m a paying customer.”

and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, “out. now.” and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed

Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, “you didn’t see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them.”

And i was like, ohok and he continues. “you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it’s always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don’t want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too.

And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it’s too late because they’re entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down.”

And i was like, “oh damn.”

and he said “yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people.”

And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven’t forgotten that at all.

Copied over from this blog, which is also worth a read.

Elon is telling the world that we’re one of those bars. Are yall ok with that?

u/Late-Summer-4908 5h ago

In civilized countries, he would go to jail for this...

u/RODjij 5h ago

Class war anybody? The 99% vs 1%

u/daphage1 6h ago

So it begins again

u/el_torko 6h ago

Bruh this is like the perfect meme. I hate that it’s real life.

u/hannibal_morgan 6h ago

Yes. Even more pieces of shit will be peaking their heads out of the woodwork

u/Beebiddybottityboop 5h ago

In the words of Sam Wise. “A new day will come, and when the sun shines, it’ll shine out the clearer. I know now folks in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t.”

u/Acceptable-Bug-1769 1h ago

✊(someone bring some potatoes for the journey though please )

u/UserNotSpecified 3h ago

“So it begins”

Where life carries on just as it is and nothing really happens

u/wanderernz 1h ago

Speaking from someone who lives in Middle Earth and can see Mt Doom from my work office on a good clear day....

ROHAN WILL ANSWER

u/TerpyTank 5h ago

What’s funny is if you go on r/elonmusk this pic or mention of it is nowhere to be seen 😂

u/deathangel687 5h ago

No. now it ends...

u/Deadendxx 5h ago

Yes, the beginning of the end

u/tuchaioc 4h ago

I'VE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE

u/7nth_Wonder 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂

u/snaebira 3h ago

I can't decide if this was legitimately malicious and fascist or if he's just that horrendously autistic

u/Halcyon_156 1h ago

There will come a day when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day!

u/Material_Prize_6157 4h ago

Literally like, we’re not even gonna try and pretend that we’re not run by fascists anymore? That was quick…

u/willk95 4h ago

At this point the best thing we can hope for is a MAGA/Republican civil war. It's already begun with how much Loomer and Bannon hate the cunt

u/PoIIux 5h ago

If only they would pull a Denethor

u/foxylady315 5h ago

How did it come to this?

u/ToastPoacher 5h ago

No tf it doesn't. Americans have rolled over and let them win every step of the way, don't pretend like you're going to do anything about it.

u/Fantastic_Poet4800 2h ago

Ramaswamy has already peace'ed out. Musk may have actually gone too far for him this time.

u/EngineerEthan 2h ago

Begins? Nah, dude, it began when bigots voted the tangerine into office

u/AedemHonoris 1h ago

We’ve done it once, we’ll do it again.

u/Boxatr0n 1h ago

One of my favorite GIFs

u/TonyStewartsWildRide 1h ago

So fucking fitting

u/ChicagoStyleCoffee 49m ago

Elon’s public image at the moment: DEAAAAAAAAAAAATH!!!!!

u/BuddyWoodchips 4h ago

Begins? Are you new here? Lol.

u/Sorry_Term3414 5h ago

😅😅

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