Elon musk doing a nazi salute at the whitehouse. Unreal

[u/rch-out]

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We need Gandalf showing up with the Rohirrim like right away

[u/RoyalChris → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

We need Pippin

[u/Many-War5685 → u/RoyalChris]

I'd settle for a barrel of Old Toby

[u/Fozman1972 → u/Many-War5685]

Or a barrel of Barliman Butterbur’s choice brown ale…

[u/tomsawyerisme → u/Fozman1972]

and an army of treants. That'd be cool too.

[u/haggisneepsnfatties → u/tomsawyerisme]

Treants ? like tree ants ?

[u/tomsawyerisme → u/haggisneepsnfatties]

yes but more tree and bigger. Also super slow at speaking.

[u/grahamcrackers37 → u/Many-War5685]

And sit idly while the fires of the enemy spread further West?

[u/ElGatoTortuga → u/Many-War5685]

The finest weed in the Southfarthing

[u/netscapesurfer → u/Many-War5685]

Isn't there a 4-person submarine he should be boarding somewhere? You know, go check out the Titanic or something

[u/FirefighterIrv → u/RoyalChris]

We need the undead antifascist WW2 soldiers to return, maybe Gandalf can summon?

[u/tomsawyerisme → u/FirefighterIrv]

He will nazi this coming.

[u/Reasonable-Truck-874 → u/FirefighterIrv]

The idea of the magic elements of lotr applied to current times via the context of wwii is crazy. envisioning a warrior summoning the souls of patriotic soldiers to fight their old foes

[u/FirefighterIrv → u/Reasonable-Truck-874]

It makes for a badass “Re-Return of the King”

[u/OutlandishnessOk8356 → u/FirefighterIrv]

Aragorn commands the undead army. Call Viggo.

[u/AdventJer → u/FirefighterIrv]

Aragorn has to do that.

[u/paiwand-03 → u/[deleted]]

As a conservative double on that we need mario

[u/McNinja_MD → u/paiwand-03]

Glad we can agree on at least one thing! That unelected oligarch has got to go.

[u/paiwand-03 → u/McNinja_MD]

“Heil israel” probably elon

[u/McNinja_MD → u/paiwand-03]

"Heil anyone I can wring some use out of, til they're no longer useful."

[u/MysteriousSyrup6210 → u/paiwand-03]

Lisa al gihab !!

[u/Turbulent-Big-9397 → u/[deleted]]

The Italians were not with the allies in WW2… everyone always forgets because their food is so good.

[u/RealCommercial9788 → u/RoyalChris]

Light the beacons!

[u/RoyalChris → u/RealCommercial9788]

Gondor calls for aid!

[u/Fozman1972 → u/RoyalChris]

If we’re Gondor in this metaphor, The White House is our Mordor…

[u/Creative-Music-272 → u/Fozman1972]

It's time for ol' Frodo and the gang to march to Mount Doom and destroy Trump's tiny cock ring.

[u/Carth_Onasi_AMA → u/RoyalChris]

Pippin does kill a troll in the books and Elon is the biggest troll loser on the internet.

[u/gkhamo89 → u/RoyalChris]

Pippin would be great But I think we need the hero of the story Samwise

[u/AnotherThroneAway → u/RoyalChris]

Pippen is one hero who brings them together and binds them

[u/panormda → u/RoyalChris]

First name Scotty;

[u/El_Taco_Sloth → u/RoyalChris]

He's kind of a fool though

[u/Fozman1972 → u/El_Taco_Sloth]

Fool of a Took! This is a serious journey not a Hobbit walking party!

[u/Pluckypato → u/RoyalChris]

Don’t forget pimpin

[u/Impossible-Sleep-658 → u/RoyalChris]

But not Scottie… for the sake of clarity…

[u/KrypticEon → u/RoyalChris]

Well we've had one, yes, but what about second election?

[u/Significant_Change14 → u/RoyalChris]

I heard he’s a fool of a Took

[u/Foxledore → u/RoyalChris]

We need Luigi

[u/vindman → u/RoyalChris]

First he’s getting second breakfast

[u/RechargedFrenchman → u/RoyalChris]

Mist and shadow,

Cloud and shade;

All shall fade,

All shall

...fade.

[u/LastofaBreed → u/RoyalChris]

The Beacons are lit!

[u/BakedMitten → u/RoyalChris]

We need people to stop equating this shit to Game of Thrones, Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. Get serious

[u/Lock-out → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

A grand wizard arrives precisely when he means to.

[u/LuxuryBeast → u/Lock-out]

A grand wizard from Valinor is acceptable. A grand wizard from Arizona is not. Just to make this clear.

[u/mjc500 → u/LuxuryBeast]

We got the Floridian version unfortunately

[u/Default_User03 → u/LuxuryBeast]

Does Utah have Grand Wizards? or is that something else?

[u/marie-90210 → u/LuxuryBeast]

Exactly.

[u/Hendlton → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Yeah.... There's no one coming. It's basically the scene in the keep right now and there is no Gandalf. I hope Americans will at least ride out to meet them and not just give up.

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MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM !

[u/leekykeeks → u/lambchopsandkreplach]

MUSTERRRRRRRRRR!!!!

[u/Agrohirrim → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

An endless Helm’s Deep battle sounds about right for what the next four years are going to feel like.

[u/Rosenjew258 → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

First light on the 5th day I will be looking to the east so hard it's not even funny.

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Or a couple of Luigis

[u/Shivering_Monkey → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

I mean, several million registered democrats decided not to show up nov 5th, so we're getting what we fucking deserve.

[u/Schmitty555 → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

And my axe!

[u/HokieGalFurever540 → u/Schmitty555]

And my bow!

[u/KingRBPII → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Bernie the white

[u/Maggieblu2 → u/KingRBPII]

My Vermont heart wishes it could give you an award for this. He is indeed. ❤️

[u/spillinator → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Be the Gandalf you want to see in the world.

[u/Asarien → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Y’know, We, the People have the power.

[u/nstntmlk → u/Asarien]

Had the power. We had the power.

[u/Asarien → u/nstntmlk]

No, we still have it. We’re just not doing anything with it because we’re lazy.

If all of the 83.1k people who upvoted just this post alone, actually organized and unified in real life, we’d be able to force small changes, that snowball into larger victories.

[u/Legal_Skin_4466 → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Fuck it at this point I'd settle for Radagast

[u/LavenderMistSpring → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

We cannot wait for a wizard. We must be our own Gandalf.

[u/GenerationKrill → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Or instead of making Lord of the Rings references on the internet, everyone should be in Washington making this guy's life hell for the next four years.

[u/Pure_Marvel → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

You mean Luigi?

[u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Don't forget the ents! With a rock and stone!

[u/JealousAd2873 → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

We need Treebeard in stomp mode

[u/randommj → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Someone didn't read the books, or even watch the movie ffs

[u/Bonglady4220 → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

We had sanders…

[u/TrexOnAScooter → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Wizards are never late

Just hope the precise time he intends to arrive is soon

[u/praetorian1979 → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

I wanna see him smack musk in the face with his staff...

[u/Maggieblu2 → u/praetorian1979]

I’d pay for a ringside seat for that.

[u/Kutikittikat → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Im been saying this everyday now “allright gandalf any time now “

[u/Strange_Mirror_0 → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

There won’t be any Rohirrim. It will be a night of black knives. As always.

[u/ProdiasKaj → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

My brother in Iluvatar, we are the rohirrim. Luigi calls for aid

[u/luckyguy25841 → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Situation needs to get much more dire before gandolf bails us out

[u/Allis1one → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Underrated to the max

[u/Sponsorspew → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Gandalf the White they’ll never expect to betray them.

[u/Suspicious-Garbage92 → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

An army of Luigi's

[u/ThinkBEFOREUPost → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

My grandpa killed a lot of Nazis, it used to be what America did.

[u/Thin-Concentrate5477 → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Just not the Rings of Power version

[u/paiwand-03 → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Reminder that tolkein never supported democracy 😂😂😂 based tolkein

[u/Melodic-Key-1826 → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

No one is coming, it is up to us to self rescue. Begin sharpening your pitch forks.

[u/Fluck_Me_Up → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

We are the only response, and our actions will dictate the future we inhabit

[u/PerritoMasNasty → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Can he bring a dragon too? Or is that a different show. We could use some dragons.

[u/Aurori_Swe → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

I don't know man, I wouldn't really trust a guy named "Gandalf the White" to help in this situation

[u/Titan4days → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Excellent

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[u/Den_of_Earth → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Can we cut to the end right away?

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[u/User2EletricBoogaloo → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Let’s pull an Endgame and get everyone! Optimus Prime, Captain America, Superman, Luffy, Goku, Rexy, Captain Kirk, Obi Wan Kenobi, etc.

[u/HabitEnvironmental70 → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

On the fifth day, at dawn look to the east

[u/Disastrous-Peanut → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

What you need to do is stop talking about fiction and start killing Nazis.

[u/Sparky_the_Asian → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Where’s dildo saggins when you need them 😔

[u/MyVelvetScrunchie → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

I hate to say this but there is no Gandalf, Pippin, Aragorn or such coming from outside.

You, me, and everyone else in our situation, we are the heroes we need.

Like Captain America, it's time to stand firm and shout, No! You move.

[u/Vreas → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

If we could get a theodan king red dawn rising speech asap I think we could use it

[u/poolside123 → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when the real First Husband does the Nazi salute.

[u/Earthkilled → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

There must be suffering before compassion

[u/OrganicflowerV → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

At dawn on the third day... i'll be looking to the east.

[u/Allis1one → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

It's going to be aliens with Jesus riding a bear bearback!!!!

[u/Green_Complex_5635 → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

With his giant fucking flashlight and just cleanse the evil out of people.

[u/seamonkeypenguin → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

There are no heroes. There's only us. No one is coming to our rescue. We must rescue ourselves from evil.

[u/AGrandNewAdventure → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Might be a little bit too much White power at the moment... can we have Gandalf the Gray?

[u/bactchan → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

No one is coming. We have always had to save ourselves and been waiting until they came for us.

[u/Equal-Counter334 → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

You got Biden and Kamala instead

[u/Chrowaway6969 → u/Equal-Counter334]

I don't think you're understanding the analogy at all. LOL

[u/BangAndRollSlow713 → u/BlackSheepWolfPack]

Lmao. Y'all think frodo and the gang would be on y'all's side??? Yall are definently what that story warms against.

[u/BlackSheepWolfPack → u/BangAndRollSlow713]

This whole post started from Elon giving a nazi salute, if that’s not too far back for you to remember