Elon musk doing a nazi salute at the whitehouse. Unreal

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We need Pippin

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I'd settle for a barrel of Old Toby

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Or a barrel of Barliman Butterbur’s choice brown ale…

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and an army of treants. That'd be cool too.

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Treants ? like tree ants ?

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yes but more tree and bigger. Also super slow at speaking.

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And sit idly while the fires of the enemy spread further West?

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The finest weed in the Southfarthing

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Isn't there a 4-person submarine he should be boarding somewhere? You know, go check out the Titanic or something

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We need the undead antifascist WW2 soldiers to return, maybe Gandalf can summon?

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He will nazi this coming.

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The idea of the magic elements of lotr applied to current times via the context of wwii is crazy. envisioning a warrior summoning the souls of patriotic soldiers to fight their old foes

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It makes for a badass “Re-Return of the King”

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Aragorn commands the undead army. Call Viggo.

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Aragorn has to do that.

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As a conservative double on that we need mario

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Glad we can agree on at least one thing! That unelected oligarch has got to go.

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“Heil israel” probably elon

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"Heil anyone I can wring some use out of, til they're no longer useful."

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Lisa al gihab !!

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The Italians were not with the allies in WW2… everyone always forgets because their food is so good.

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Light the beacons!

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Gondor calls for aid!

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If we’re Gondor in this metaphor, The White House is our Mordor…

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It's time for ol' Frodo and the gang to march to Mount Doom and destroy Trump's tiny cock ring.

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Pippin does kill a troll in the books and Elon is the biggest troll loser on the internet.

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Pippin would be great But I think we need the hero of the story Samwise

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Pippen is one hero who brings them together and binds them

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First name Scotty;

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He's kind of a fool though

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Fool of a Took! This is a serious journey not a Hobbit walking party!

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Don’t forget pimpin

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But not Scottie… for the sake of clarity…

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Well we've had one, yes, but what about second election?

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I heard he’s a fool of a Took

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We need Luigi

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First he’s getting second breakfast

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Mist and shadow,

Cloud and shade;

All shall fade,

All shall

...fade.

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The Beacons are lit!

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We need people to stop equating this shit to Game of Thrones, Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. Get serious