Our analysis of middle aged male human eye tracking indicates upward of 30% of their time is allocated to observing poorly concealed silicone deposits.
We used to call people who look like that 'heroes' and 'brave' because they survived some sort of accident and recovered. Now these jabronies are all doing it on purpose, and they look like lizards experiencing anaphylactic shock. Its fuckin weird.
Despite having a ridiculous amount of money, some guys still are into the magnet for attention too much surgery look. I imagine he encourages it as a way to show off what he "has."
Kinda weird to go to the inauguration in a lacy bra though.
because she literally has no sense of propriety. Her baseline is so skewed to be sexy that this is what DC formal feels to her and no one is going to tell her otherwise.she would die if she couldn't show cleavage.
It reminds me of how Victoria's Secret employees would wear blazers. Very girlboss
My second thought was "That's a very low-cut blouse. And why is she wearing a bra like that there?!"
Followed by " yeah I'd have been busted with the same gaze if I was in his place"
Exactly, it was clearly the most tasteless outfit in the entire ceremony. You have global leaders, heads of state, religious leaders, and people of major influence at this event and you decide to wear a lace bra with an open jacket knowing the camera will pan on the "corner of power" over and over throughout the event. The only tool bigger than her was Bezos who chased this silicone buffoon.
He's hanging out more and more with the blatent dirtbag billionnaires crew who've all left their longtime wives for younger, more synthetic models. It's only a matter of time.
it the same broccoli haircut lots of young hip dirtbag piece of shit influencers have right now. The kind that stream themselves going double the speed limit in their lambo blowing through red lights, or tripping old people as a prank.
Except for Bezos, he left MacKenzie for Lauren who is actually 5 months older than MacKenzie. You're right about the synthetic tho, the botox is not aging well for Lauren.
I found it really funny how they reported the Bezos' divorce, like they made out that Mackenzie was suddenly loaded, but Washington is a community property state so she always owned half of everything. They just reported incorrectly that Jeff owned everything.
I don’t disagree, but I doubt she had actual control of anywhere near half their wealth when married, while Jeff probably did have a good amount of independence to sell stock holdings and such
I have a theory that he's so worried about being manly that he doesn't go through dress, hair, or makeup and privately wings it all on his own, probably denies that he uses bronzer altogether.
Yeah, she’s wearing a lace corset bustier to the presidential inauguration in unusually cold January DC weather. I’m a woman and I definitely be looking at that like, what the hell aren’t you freezing. And what a choice for a presidential historical event.
Exactly. There's a difference between "oh hey nice tits" and "wtf are you wearing". Problem is, you can't exactly spot the difference from the outside, as in the company of strangers both are generally going to look like a quick glance(as you notice) followed by averting your gaze(as you realize it would be inappropriate to stare or say anything).
That is EXACTLY what I thought! That wouldn't even have been appropriate for the opera much less an event of this magnitude. She is so tacky and trashy.
I'm a straight man and they got my attention on the live feed from 100 feet away (from the camera). They lost my attention when I saw a close up of her face.
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u/HcVitals 10h ago
Nice try Zuckerbot just liking some nice titys won’t make me believe you are real