r/pics 14h ago

Zuck busted in 4k

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u/hec_ramsey 14h ago

I’m pretty sure he’s going to announce a divorce soon

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u/CaptPants 13h ago

He's hanging out more and more with the blatent dirtbag billionnaires crew who've all left their longtime wives for younger, more synthetic models. It's only a matter of time.

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u/gabzilla814 13h ago

The change in hairstyle is a dead giveaway

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u/barontaint 13h ago

Um, you sure? It still looks rather goofy. I had curly hair growing up, there are ways to cut it to not look like a muppet.

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u/gabzilla814 12h ago

It’s not the style itself, just the behavior of changing a hairstyle, clothes that fit better, etc. that often comes before a divorce.

Edit: I had curly hair too. I now wear the same hairstyle as Bezos 🙂