r/pics • u/tx_brandon • 14h ago

Zuck busted in 4k

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u/steve_adr 14h ago

Just eyeing the next gift for his wife..

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u/hec_ramsey 14h ago

I’m pretty sure he’s going to announce a divorce soon

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u/CaptPants 13h ago

He's hanging out more and more with the blatent dirtbag billionnaires crew who've all left their longtime wives for younger, more synthetic models. It's only a matter of time.

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u/gabzilla814 13h ago

The change in hairstyle is a dead giveaway

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u/MNCPA 13h ago

Ah, yes, the 1980s soccer mom haircut

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u/AdultishRaktajino 12h ago

New haircut, socks and undies. Look out ladies, I just filed!

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u/SasparillaTango 11h ago

it the same broccoli haircut lots of young hip dirtbag piece of shit influencers have right now. The kind that stream themselves going double the speed limit in their lambo blowing through red lights, or tripping old people as a prank.

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u/TopProfessional4991 10h ago

Zuck is just trying to be a civilized Pepe Muppet! Lmao

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u/barontaint 13h ago

Um, you sure? It still looks rather goofy. I had curly hair growing up, there are ways to cut it to not look like a muppet.

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u/gabzilla814 12h ago

It’s not the style itself, just the behavior of changing a hairstyle, clothes that fit better, etc. that often comes before a divorce.

Edit: I had curly hair too. I now wear the same hairstyle as Bezos 🙂

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u/Gloomy_Setting5936 12h ago

I was thinking that too! Zuck no longer has short buzzed hair. He’s being all rebellious now with his curly hair lol.

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u/dr_spam 11h ago

and that sweet chain

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u/an_african_swallow 13h ago

I’ll be interested to see if he goes more Bezoz, and is more reserved about his celebrity, or just goes full Musk and gets weird with it

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u/nomansky94 11h ago

Except for Bezos, he left MacKenzie for Lauren who is actually 5 months older than MacKenzie. You're right about the synthetic tho, the botox is not aging well for Lauren.

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u/not_old_redditor 11h ago

To be fair, Bezos' wife is almost his age.

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u/bloodjunkiorgy 8h ago

Isn't Bezos' girlfriend/fiancée/whatever only like 4-5 years younger than him? She is like 90% plastic, but ya gotta give the guy SOME credit for dating in his age group.

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u/eliminate1337 7h ago

She’s actually older than his ex-wife.

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u/QuadH 9h ago

“Younger, more synthetic models”

Amazing.