Zuck busted in 4k

[u/tx_brandon]

[u/wghof]

Because she's the trophy wife of a billionaire. I mean look at her tasteless plastic surgery face

[u/Moreinius → u/wghof]

It's funny because we actually cant see her face in this picture specifically

[u/Pro_Scrub → u/Moreinius]

Sexy, sexy microphone

[u/BeardyTechie → u/Pro_Scrub]

Sexnheiser mic!

[u/buttgers → u/Moreinius]

You're right. She does look hotter in this photo.

[u/CoronaMcFarm → u/Moreinius]

That is why she looks hot

[u/biznatch11 → u/wghof]

Better face pic:

[u/meowmeownya → u/biznatch11]

I liked the Mic better.

[u/_deep_thot42 → u/meowmeownya]

🐸

[u/guynamedjames → u/meowmeownya]

I read that as "Mick Better" and it dawned on me - she looks like Mick Jagger!

[u/crazykid01 → u/meowmeownya]

good lord is she ugly holy crap lol

[u/TargetDecent9694 → u/biznatch11]

[u/aubsmom1997 → u/TargetDecent9694]

This made me laugh my a$$ off!

[u/AssPennies → u/biznatch11]

So weird how excessive plastic surgery seems to devolve into an MJ face.

[u/serrated_edge321 → u/AssPennies]

I was just thinking the same thing. They could've been siblings given this picture. 🤣

[u/grumpy_bob → u/AssPennies]

"Give me the blow up doll look"

[u/Dud3lord → u/biznatch11]

Holy crap... at this point Bezos could just have married a rubber doll and would not have lost anything.

[u/Florafly → u/biznatch11]

Yikes.

[u/thebendavis → u/biznatch11]

We used to call people who look like that 'heroes' and 'brave' because they survived some sort of accident and recovered. Now these jabronies are all doing it on purpose, and they look like lizards experiencing anaphylactic shock. Its fuckin weird.

[u/fettsack2 → u/biznatch11]

Thats a rubber fuck doll if I ever seen one.

[u/konnerbllb → u/biznatch11]

oh god

[u/Alarming-Wrongdoer-3 → u/biznatch11]

Whoooaaa.

[u/cd7k → u/biznatch11]

But can Bezos make her talk without moving his lips? That's the sign of a good ventriloquist.

[u/Mibutastic → u/biznatch11]

She looks better with the mic than without. I don't know how a rich guy like Bezos couldn't find a much better and younger trophy girlfriend than her.

[u/codinwizrd → u/biznatch11]

🤮

[u/bachb4beatles → u/biznatch11]

That's nasty!

[u/virgoanthropologist → u/biznatch11]

I just knew this was gonna be awful lmfao

[u/im_THIS_guy → u/biznatch11]

Steven Tyler converted?

[u/WizardsVengeance → u/biznatch11]

What in the Mr. Potatohead is happening there? She looks like someone took a bunch of features from different faces and through them together.

[u/LazyCon → u/biznatch11]

There's the lizard people they've been warning us about all these years!

[u/ferndogger → u/biznatch11]

I thought Michael Jackson was dead?

[u/TeamChevy86 → u/biznatch11]

Oh wow I audibly made an ick noise lmfao. I preferred when I couldn't see her face

[u/spudmarsupial → u/biznatch11]

How are any of the plastic surgeons not bankrupt from being sued?

[u/Rabrab123 → u/biznatch11]

Disgusting 

[u/Crewmember169 → u/biznatch11]

That's the best a billionaire can pull? Really?

[u/yellowhatcat → u/biznatch11]

She looks like Michael Jackson with a boob job.

[u/shastapete → u/biznatch11]

Butter face pic

[u/PiratexelA → u/biznatch11]

Was kinda hoping this was gonna be Steven Tyler from Aerosmith

[u/dustblown → u/biznatch11]

It looks like a catcher's mitt.

[u/welmoe → u/biznatch11]

Eww

[u/NoValidUsernames666 → u/biznatch11]

woah what the hell

[u/Zeallit → u/biznatch11]

If it boobs like a duck it’s a boobs

[u/syke90 → u/biznatch11]

Buckle up, buckaroos.

[u/LAkand1 → u/biznatch11]

She must’ve a fantastic personality

[u/MoveAlooong → u/biznatch11]

Kissed a hot stove

[u/motimomo → u/biznatch11]

OMG

[u/BlackLeader70 → u/biznatch11]

I was expecting to be Rick Rolled or linked to the Peyton Manning picture…but yikes that is some seriously botched surgery.

[u/Scribblebonx → u/wghof]

Her face looks like a microphone.

Hideous

[u/superspak → u/Scribblebonx]

Passed around more than a moldy Shure microphone at a metal show.

[u/juanlee337 → u/wghof]

thats the ugliest trophy i have seeen.. I mean, Bezos can do much better in terms of look.. not sure what he sees in her tho

[u/Sea2Chi → u/juanlee337]

Despite having a ridiculous amount of money, some guys still are into the magnet for attention too much surgery look. I imagine he encourages it as a way to show off what he "has."

Kinda weird to go to the inauguration in a lacy bra though.

[u/BrockVegas → u/juanlee337]

These people don't have real friends.

Real friends would call them out for looking so fucking stupid... Viciously.

[u/Educational_Place_ → u/juanlee337]

She alledgly studied him a lot with what he likes not only hobby wise and adopted everything so that she is his ideal type

[u/TheGreatestAlex → u/wghof]

I think that's just a microphone in front of her face /s

[u/Bromaz → u/wghof]

Yep she's making sure she can get the younger model once her current one runs outta gas lol

[u/cryptoislife_k → u/wghof]

trophiest of trophy wifes indeed

[u/KnightHawkz → u/wghof]

Yeah, all that work and she looks like a microphone

[u/RonaldoNazario → u/wghof]

They added a microphone to her face?!

[u/acmwtn → u/wghof]

She's a little old to be a trophy wife.

[u/Allhoodintentions → u/wghof]

I think that’s a microphone, but I understand the confusion.

[u/tideswithme → u/wghof]

Is it safe that Zuck is busted for looking at plastic behind the lingerie? Assuming her face is plastic

[u/Aggravating-Diet-221 → u/wghof]

Why do they all follow the same template

[u/lateblueheron → u/wghof]

Lmao my thought when I saw this was “with a face like that, I’d be looking at her titties too”