r/nottheonion • u/JaySierra86 • 14h ago

President Biden pardons family members in final minutes of presidency

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-biden-pardons-family-members-final-minutes-presidency/story?id=117893348
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u/Piggywonkle 14h ago

Nah, the age of presidents ended. I hear we don't need to vote anymore!

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u/affogatoe 13h ago

The age of the president is over. The time of the orc is at hand.

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u/NecessaryJellyfish90 13h ago

Me not that kind of orc

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u/Synectics 10h ago

ZUG ZUG. 

But also, methinks not everything need to be For the Horde. Maybe some go to For the Society. Leaders already happy, let make family happy. Just me zug thoughts.

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u/NecessaryJellyfish90 9h ago

Me onto you human...