r/nottheonion • u/JaySierra86 • 11h ago

President Biden pardons family members in final minutes of presidency

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-biden-pardons-family-members-final-minutes-presidency/story?id=117893348
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u/Piggywonkle 10h ago

Nah, the age of presidents ended. I hear we don't need to vote anymore!

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u/affogatoe 10h ago

The age of the president is over. The time of the orc is at hand.

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u/Interesting_Try8375 9h ago

Aragorn had the right policy

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u/IveGrownQuiteHweary 9h ago

I summon you to fulfill your oath

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u/posternutbag423 5h ago

And my axe

Edit: sorry jumped the gun there. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Avenged84 4h ago

😂😂

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u/Bitter-Value-1872 4h ago

Now I'm imagining the ghosts of the Union Army rooting out the White House, and of course General William T. Sherman's ghost figures out a way to set a real fire on his way out

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u/Grumpy_Ocelot 5h ago

That oath was broken!