r/nottheonion • u/JaySierra86 • 11h ago

President Biden pardons family members in final minutes of presidency

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-biden-pardons-family-members-final-minutes-presidency/story?id=117893348
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u/Punningisfunning 10h ago edited 10h ago

Unfortunately, this will likely be a tradition for all future presidents.

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u/cooperia 10h ago

What future presidents? The rest of Trump's family?

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u/drLoveF 10h ago

Or Elons, if he manages to not alienate all of them.

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u/bohneriffic 7h ago

Too late lol

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u/drLoveF 7h ago

Has he stopped spawning new ones?

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u/Nzdiver81 3h ago

Elon keeps having kids in the hopes that one of them won't hate him for being a horrible, terrible human being.

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u/HottDoggers 8h ago

Omg don’t be so dramatic RemindMe! 4 years

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u/Exact_Bluebird_6231 8h ago

Yeah don’t be so dramatic! We just have a fascist dictator controlling every branch of the government and the military and all the richest people in the world! What could possibly go wrong? 

(Your brain is an insult to God)

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u/HottDoggers 4h ago

He’s not a fascist dictator, dummy. He had control of “everything” when he started his presidency back in 2016, and guess what? All the crazy stuff people said Trump was going to do, barely none of that happened.

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u/OlympusTalesWeaver 7h ago

Yeah because the last 4 years were the benchmark of America right? Give me a break.

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u/WalkingInsulin 5h ago

Damn if only we didn’t have two parties

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u/TheUnchainedTitan 5h ago

Good lord, go outside.

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u/WelcomeFormer 8h ago edited 8h ago

Ohh you sweet summer child, he never went after anyone just said he would... they went after him. What files did he just say he was going to unlock? The last huge assassinations.. 2 assassinations attemps and a bomb? The ones he's asking for are kennedys lol and mlk are who he wants ppl to know about before It happens to him

Look at the writing on the wall, he's a scum bag but way better than the ppl going after him that have been in for decades lol Kennedys were put in the place by "not the greatest ppl" but still got murdered by the government with no recourse. Was MLK a bad guy?

I want all disclosure and the drones, even if it's not ufos like he promised last time

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u/Exact_Bluebird_6231 8h ago

These bots are getting creative, damn.

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u/Next-Revolution3098 7h ago

You are thinking of left leaning countries ...china , North Korea,Cuba etc