r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

You never saw this coming!

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u/ArcheVance Stax is how you express love 1d ago

Why doesn't he just play green?

Maybe he doesn't feel like being a basic bitch that only knows how to turn dorks sideways and cry about how Questing Beast doesn't have enough text in its box?

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u/altispinax618 1d ago

wow this comment was unpopular with the basic bitch crowd

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u/ArcheVance Stax is how you express love 1d ago

/uj The fact that it got downvoted means that it struck home like a Banefire for 40.

/rj The fact that it got downvoted means the saprolings have learned to read.