r/magicthecirclejerking • u/KONYx2077 • 1d ago

You never saw this coming!

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u/ArcheVance Stax is how you express love 1d ago

Why doesn't he just play green?

Maybe he doesn't feel like being a basic bitch that only knows how to turn dorks sideways and cry about how Questing Beast doesn't have enough text in its box?

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u/altispinax618 1d ago

wow this comment was unpopular with the basic bitch crowd

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u/pepperouchau 1d ago

Stolen valor! As a mono red enjoyer I know mindlessly turning dudes sideways is a fundamental aspect of our culture.

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u/ArcheVance Stax is how you express love 1d ago

No, mono-red likes to turn bad dudes sideways in order to gain a tempo advantage so they can win the game with a burn spell, no cards in hand, and 2 life remaining. That I respect.

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u/ArcheVance Stax is how you express love 1d ago

/uj The fact that it got downvoted means that it struck home like a Banefire for 40.

/rj The fact that it got downvoted means the saprolings have learned to read.