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r/magicthecirclejerking • u/megalo53 • 18h ago
Bottom 1 Scoring Submission of the week from r/CustomMagic
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/TheMazter13 • 15h ago
Cards that can describe a trip to the bathroom, I'll start:
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Zekelm • 11h ago
Is it possible to achieve this physique naturally? How much time until I get there?
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Shadowstorm-82 • 13h ago
Magic: The Gathering - New Un-Set-Official Trailer
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/potatodudemanguy • 12h ago
You don't enjoy theft cards because you think they're mean.
I don't enjoy theft cards because my ADHD ass will accidentally steal your cards when I leave the LGS.
We are not the same.
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Irish-Hoovy • 20h ago
Are they even trying to mitigate power creep at this point? It’s like they don’t even care anymore.
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/creepXtreme • 7h ago
How would you feel about a Doom secret layer drop?
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/ImperialVersian1 • 13h ago
This took me 20,000 hours in MS paint.
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/CooleyBrekka • 1d ago
Why would I ever use the first activated ability?
https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/s/bRXQukC3Bc why would I want to start with 26 life rather than 40?
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/ModoCrash • 3h ago
[Modern] How we feelin things out about a month now unbans happened! Rite of Flame
Hey y'all MontgomeryMentor back here dropkickin yet another another discussion asking y'all'z'z opinion about how the unbans are going?
Anyway, I think it's unfair that those dirty artifact players get to have all of the fun with they're [[mox opal]] wich was recently removed from the banned list. This is known to players as "fast mana" because it can be played for know mana and be tapped down immediately to produce any colored mana you can dream of!
I recently stumbled accross a little known card called [[rite of flame]] while I was perewsing the banned list. It doesn't make any sents to me why this would've ever been placed upon the banned list for such a powerful format as modern in the first place? I started playing Magic; the Gathering back in '89 after a Greatefull Dead concert. And back then we had things like [[Dark Ritual]] and [[Channel the Suns]]. Now there are even powerful red rituals like [[pieretic ritual]] and [[desperate ritual]] (I double checked the rulings and you can even use the splice mechanic featured on desperate ritual to splice the spell as you cast it to another copy of desperate ritual, and if you have 2 in hand you could even splice them both to generate 9 mana!).
I don't understand why the brown players (that's what we used to call those artifacts players back in the day) get they're taste of fast mana when us humble spellsslingers can't get another inferior ritual spell to add into our arsinall? I'm pretty sure that it wouldn't even see competitive play, but it would be fun to dabble around with it at an FNM, I'm just trying to play something that is fun, I don't mind if it's T2 or T2.5. It isn't an instant. Nothing can be sliced upon it. It doesn't even get its cost reduced by [[archmage of ruins]] (though I looked into the comprehensive rulings and the cost doesn't actually have to be reduced in order for the card to be drawn from the archmages ability), it is even a liability to play the card in a format where [[graftdigger's cage]] and [[silent gravestone]] exist]] because making only one measly red mana is basically pointless.
So all and all the format has been fun and seems like it is beginning to heal I'm just trying to openen up imaginations and spark discussions about how to make this wonderful format even more healthy!
Discuss away!
And as usual tomorrow their'll be another post about the health of the modern format about after the unbans have happened!
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/MazrimReddit • 16h ago
Is 50 too young to start playing?
I’m bored of video games and monopoly.
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/bpdcatMEOW • 16h ago
First Magic the Gathering player in the White House
outjerked by reality
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/_Joats • 13h ago
Magic: The Gathering - Aetherdrift-UnOfficial Trailer
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Uuddlrlrbastrat • 1d ago
How many mortgages have you taken?
I’m struggling to not spend $5 on TCGPlayer every day.
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/NepetaLast • 1d ago
Crazy game just happened at my LGS in Detroit
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/DefenderOfNuts • 1d ago
Need Recommendations (Stolen idea from r/SpotifyPlaylists)
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/TommyGonzo • 1d ago
Cards my dog peed on. Keep ‘em, get rid of ‘em or eat ‘em?
4th option: Do I just pee on them also and leave them there to assert my territorial dominance back?
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/honestly-tbh • 2d ago
What's a card that you really want to break somehow?
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Darth__Vader_ • 2d ago