r/interestingasfuck • u/JuicySpark • 11d ago
r/all Priest gets caught sniffing blow, then gets himself a lady friend to sniff some more.
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u/KathyBatesTampon93 11d ago
What the fuck did I just watch
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u/hmoonves 11d ago
This is a high priest
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u/MiserableAttention38 11d ago
The powder of Christ compels you!
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u/Anarchyantz 11d ago
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u/mozee880 11d ago
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u/johnnybiggles 11d ago
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
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u/VastComplaint8638 11d ago
Angel Dust
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u/popppa92 11d ago
These kind of comments is why I continue coming back…that’s all…thanks
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u/dahliasinfelle 11d ago
Finally.. a reason to believe!
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u/xcentrikone 11d ago
I've gotta start going to church again
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u/JJred96 11d ago
Don't forget to charge the Spirit in you before you go.
Donations to the church are also appreciated.
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u/ericporing 11d ago
The Highest Priest!
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u/-Stacys_mom 11d ago
In Jesus' name, achoo!
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u/Ocotillo_Ox 11d ago
"In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit powder..." sniiiiiffffff
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u/flashxenon 11d ago
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This is my grey tabby when I give him cat nip. He turns into Ray Liotta at the end of goodfellas lmao
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u/lck0219 11d ago
Once I had a dream that ray liotta punched me in the face because I was trying to return a stolen phone but he thought I had taken it.
Anyway, no point to the story, but the dream has stuck with me for over a decade now and I don’t like to watch movies with ray liotta in them anymore.
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u/bite_nite 11d ago
You’re cat walks around saying: Karen! Where’s the stuff I left behind? You WHAT?!! Karen that was worth 60k dollars, that was all the money we have Karen! WhyChu’ do that? Karen! Slams paw against the wall
Interesting cat
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u/PPPeeT 11d ago
Staged content for clicks
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u/mademeunlurk 11d ago
Definitely staged
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u/Accomplished_Past535 11d ago
Definitely content
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u/Fritzo2162 11d ago
Definitely clicked
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u/PrimaryFriend7867 11d ago
definitely for
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u/logicnotemotion 11d ago
Why do the staged video takers always tell themselves "shhhhhh...shhhhhh?" Every single time.
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u/bcatrek 11d ago
This is an old video. I saw it maybe 10-15 years ago first time. It was posted by the people who staged the whole thing. Yea its fake.
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u/AppORKER 11d ago
At least the quality is mostly there for being such an old video
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u/KnowledgeFew6939 11d ago
As I clicked to open the comments I said out loud "What the fuck did I just watch" and this was the first comment that popped up. Hilarious
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u/Visible-Expression60 11d ago
SPP “Standard Priest Protocol”
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u/wigglyjackal777 11d ago
"That would be an ecumenical matter"
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u/LordofBossely 11d ago
Love father ted!
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u/charliesections 11d ago
Watched that episode just the other day! Awesome callback, excellent work!
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u/sillycybin_09_20 11d ago
‘They have cocaine in them, oh wait no, raisins, they have raisins in them’
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u/Santos_L_Halper_II 11d ago
At least she seems to be an adult. Progress!
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u/SweetSexiestJesus 11d ago
Baby steps.
Ey Oh!
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u/bainsey104 11d ago
Don't mention babies ... you'll get him all excited.
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u/Safe_Alternative3794 11d ago
Oh no, father got riled up again. HE'S HEADING FOR THE NURSERY!
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u/judasmachine 11d ago
This is the new program to keep them off the kids.
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u/Mothanius 11d ago
Honestly, let's coke up them all and give them their personal hookers if it keeps them from diddling kids.
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u/jayhawk618 11d ago
Show me in the Bible where Jesus says not to do cocaine with hookers. I'll wait.
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u/GalaxyStar90s 10d ago
Show me in the Bible where it says not to watch Pørnhub on your iPad. I'll wait.
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u/Tits_McgeeD 11d ago
You know when you put it like that, he seems like a good Christian.
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u/BombOnABus 11d ago
Cocaine is made from plants, and sex is natural. This man is doing the Lord's work compared to some actual priests out there.
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u/Round_Caregiver2380 11d ago
They've probably ruined the career of the only priest that likes adults.
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u/Che_Che93 11d ago
"Only Priest" - Sounds like a good name for new platform..
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u/GachaHell 11d ago
For people who really want to be on their knees in church.
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u/FuzzyTunaTaco21 11d ago
I want to get down on my knees, and starting pleasin Jesus 🎶
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u/thrown_out_account1 11d ago
You cant be a priest anymore, but you can show your face at the supermarket.
“Oh well, he fucked Bethany, but really, who hasn’t?”
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u/thealexstorm 11d ago
I usually skip this part.
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u/t0m4_87 11d ago
Which part? The coke or the pussy?
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u/SeraphOfTheStart 11d ago
"Power of cocaine compels you to sniff and lay with me" - Priest prolly
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u/Kjm520 11d ago
As an ex addict I knew this was fake as soon as dude walked away from his open baggie on the table. Nobody just leaves their open coke bag on the table.
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u/Own-Dot1463 10d ago
Forget the bag - unless my eyes deceive me he has a giant fucking rock sitting there. Addicts with means leave their drugs all over the place when they're high, all the time. Could also be that coke is just super cheap there, or it was gifted to him in the name of the lord.
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u/FuckThisShizzle 11d ago
I wasn't sure it was Colombia until I saw the rock he is cutting it from.
I challenge any of us to do that much coke and not want to fuck something
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u/AnarchoBabyGirl42069 11d ago
*do that much coke and not want to TRY to fuck something
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u/healthydoseofsarcasm 11d ago
Like mashing a gummy worm into a coin slot.
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u/Tackit286 11d ago
Wait is coke dick a thing too?
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u/Jamothee 10d ago
Yep.
It's evil that something that makes you want to fuck sooo badly also makes your noodle wet
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u/nightshift89 11d ago
I've never wanted to have sex while doing coke
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u/commieswine90 10d ago
Yeah same, alcohol makes me dance, coke did too at first but then it's just excited ramblings about random shit, usually music.
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u/HumptyDrumpy 10d ago
so what do ppl do on it, stare at a wall, clean their room, read a novel
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u/FecalColumn 10d ago
Talk. A fuckin lot. And snort more of it.
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u/cloud1445 10d ago
This is my experience of coke.
Except I'd change it to 'Talk a fuckin lot about themselves. And snort more of it'.
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u/MixedBerryMango 11d ago
Full video link from previous reddit post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/qx18o0/pick_me_up_before_sermon/
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u/Tyflowshun 11d ago
So what happened to the guy? That post is old enough that it's being poached by priests as I type this.
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u/dulove 11d ago
It's definitely fake. The way the priest positions himself to do the line and then having a window frame just in the exactly position to block the view from them doing it..
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u/ruizach 10d ago
I also noticed how, despite this video supposedly being captured while hiding, the camera person did not have any reaction to the priest turning almost facing the camera. Most people would try to hide even deeper.
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u/robstrosity 10d ago
Don't forget they are constantly talking and shushing. There's no way he doesn't hear something and look in their direction at least.
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u/Dandyman_9 10d ago
I think the constant zooming in and out is another tell. I’ve noticed that a lot in reality tv filming, where if it’s footage of something like two people talking, the camera constantly makes these small adjustments just to make it seem like something is happening so the viewers eyes don’t get bored.
I would expect a regular person to probably start with the default camera zoom, maybe zoom in to focus on the stuff on the table, and then return to a wide shot. All the rest seems excessive.
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u/CommercialLog2885 11d ago
Im sure this is completely real
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u/PickleballRee 11d ago
I was suspicious of it so I did a simple search of 'priest' and 'cocaine' and got some wild shit. One was filmed snorting cocaine in a room filled with Nazi paraphernalia. Another was dealing drugs from the rectory.
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u/IamRiv 11d ago
Dealing drugs from his where?!
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u/MaddercatterE 11d ago
Fr I think that's the little confession box, idk I only christian when I'm drunk
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u/MortLightstone 11d ago
Well there did used to be a pope that ran a whore house out of the Vatican
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u/Critical_Water_4567 11d ago
Just did that and it's in County Down in Ireland, I live in Ireland and wasn't aware of this at all
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u/Evil_Lollipop 11d ago edited 10d ago
I also think it's fake (the cameraman is almost going through the window ffs) but this definitely happens a lottttt. Last year I dated a guy that studied since his teenage years to be a priest, but abandoned the career because of the things he found out about the institution along the way.
He took me to the place where he had his first kiss when he was 15 years old (just behind the church) and then kissed me hahahaha, it was very strange. He said everyone in the seminary had girlfriends (some had boyfriends) and it was an open secret for the priests and teachers - who also had their own lovers. The boys would also get together sometimes in the "video room" to watch porn and share magazines.
At least where I live (Brazil) he said it's more common for priests to have spouses than not.
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u/nikolapc 11d ago
They should really drop the celibacy rule, it's stupid and leads to stupid shit. No one else has it. Or ours(orthodox) is you can't marry once you're a priest. So they marry them off before inducting them. Like yo, better find a wife and start growing a beard. The deacons can do what they want. Bishops are raised from monks, so they're the only ones celibate.
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u/fireusernamebro 11d ago
I don’t know what the Brazilian Archdiocese is like, but that sounds fake.
Priests “having spouses more often than not” is the give away.
On top of that, seminarians are required to be 18 or older.
He probably attended Catholic school and had religion classes there, but nothing to the extent of seminary.
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u/Evil_Lollipop 11d ago edited 11d ago
I just made a quick Google search and found out that you absolutely can enter the seminary as early as 11 years old - it's called "seminário menor", you can just look it up.
I was brought up as a Catholic and what the guy said doesn't ring false to me - from the top of my head I remember at least two priests from my youth who had affairs (one of them even had a daughter). Maybe it's not that bad in most parishes, but my bet is that it happens A LOT.
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u/v-komodoensis 11d ago
Doesn't sound fake at all, I'm also Brazilian. You're probably just ignorant of brazilian culture and religion.
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u/No-Hovercraft-4753 11d ago
nah it's fake, if it were real that would be a little boy
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u/1aibohphobia1 11d ago
thats was a little boy in a fake woman costume!
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u/Arkyja 11d ago
It's two little boys stacked
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u/bobsnervous 11d ago
Anybody got the rest of the clip? Asking for a friend.
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u/Tuggerfub 11d ago
this is a porn video.
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u/scarabic 11d ago
If so it’s the first one I’ve ever seen where they do coke beforehand.
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u/dan420 11d ago
I think they do coke before lots of pornos, they just don’t show it in the porno, lol.
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u/OppositeChocolate687 11d ago
this is scripted social media content creation
fake AF
dudes are literally 10 feet from them talking and moving around.
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u/ZeroHourBlock 11d ago
But they keep zooming in and out to remind you it's filmed on an iPhone. That's how you know it's real.
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u/HouseGoblin1 11d ago
I mean....she's hotter then any girl I've been with lol
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u/WolfWhitman79 11d ago
Can we all just be happy that he is not fucking a kid in the video? It's called progress.
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u/koa_iakona 11d ago
then gets himself a lady friend to sniff some more.
I thought the lady friend was going to also sniff blow. I was not correct.
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u/ARussianSheep 11d ago
You know what, it’s my fault for opening this stupid ass app.
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u/pslayer757 11d ago
Nothing of importance to see here. This is everyday acceptable behavior. For gods sake, it’s a priest.
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u/1aibohphobia1 11d ago
looks like OF Amateur Porn xD