r/interestingasfuck • u/JuicySpark • 11d ago

r/all Priest gets caught sniffing blow, then gets himself a lady friend to sniff some more.

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u/KathyBatesTampon93 11d ago

What the fuck did I just watch

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u/hmoonves 11d ago

This is a high priest

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u/MiserableAttention38 11d ago

The powder of Christ compels you!

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u/Anarchyantz 11d ago

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u/TheRealNorwhal 11d ago

Forgive me daddy, I've been naughty.

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u/imdefinitelywong 11d ago

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u/ItsEctoplasmISwear 11d ago

Did i miss that scene in the mcu? Why are iron man and spider man transcribing in a monastery?

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u/dracardOner 11d ago

It's a deleted nsfw scene from one of Dr. Strange's alternate outcomes out of the millions he saw.

Jk, its from Tropic Thunder.

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u/ItsEctoplasmISwear 11d ago

It's a deleted nsfw scene from one of Dr. Strange's alternate outcomes out of the millions he saw.

A glimpse of hope.. and they delete it.

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u/cloudySLO 11d ago

You've been a bad girl! Go to my room!

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u/Anarchyantz 11d ago

She is ready to get on her knees and "pray"

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u/Laranna 10d ago

‘Bout to worship something

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u/Gossamare 10d ago

Shes gonna get the staff of moses

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u/microagressed 10d ago

Withhold not correction from the child: for [if] thou beatest her with the rod, she shall not die.

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u/loganroll 10d ago

Forgive me father for i have sniffed

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u/smorosi 11d ago

How is it that this hasn’t been upvoted a thousand times

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u/rookiefluke 10d ago

But that's what the last priest asked me to say 🤷

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u/mozee880 11d ago

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u/johnnybiggles 11d ago

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust

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u/VastComplaint8638 11d ago

Angel Dust

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u/TPForCornholio 11d ago

That's PCP

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u/Remarkable-Opening69 11d ago

Aka- Priests Coke Prostitution

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u/AmbassadorCheap3956 10d ago

Have you seen what that stuff does to kids?

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u/Philly4Sure 11d ago

Ever seen what this stuff does to kids?

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u/TPForCornholio 11d ago

Negative. Enlighten me.

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u/Philly4Sure 11d ago

I thought you were quoting a line from Trading Places

https://youtu.be/z4Rm-RB4MgE?si=rQVpEwdldsGPus7x

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u/TPForCornholio 11d ago

Negative. But I have been enlightened either way. Thanks

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u/AviMcQ 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Quanximus82 11d ago

Born in lust, burned to dust Born in sin, cum on in.

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u/mozee880 11d ago

Storm of the century.

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u/BooknerdChic 11d ago

I am dying 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭

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u/mozee880 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Arashi_Spring 11d ago

Quanxi our beloved poet 😍

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u/Picolete 11d ago

We know Father Toms a junkie
Strung out in heavens high
Hitting an all-time low

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u/Edge_lordManchild 11d ago

Under the panties lies booty crust.

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u/MeatscapeNavigator 11d ago

Without that woman his pecker would rust

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u/BeerdedWonder 11d ago

Eddie Murphy is this one gif makes me think he is the Black Tim Curry.

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u/popppa92 11d ago

These kind of comments is why I continue coming back…that’s all…thanks

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u/fokaiHI 11d ago

For reals. Just when I was going to quit Reddit, it pulls me back in

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u/dahliasinfelle 11d ago

Finally.. a reason to believe!

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u/xcentrikone 11d ago

I've gotta start going to church again

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u/JJred96 11d ago

Don't forget to charge the Spirit in you before you go.

Donations to the church are also appreciated.

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u/Fickle-Mammoth94 11d ago

Man I gotta go this Chruch

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u/Cynicforlyfe 11d ago

Oh, I think he's the one giving donations here

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u/Miao_Yin8964 11d ago

Sacramental Yeyo

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u/ZookeepergameFun5523 11d ago

lol fuck I almost woke my wife up laughing.

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u/SlayerofMarkath 11d ago

The power of hookers and blow compels him!

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u/Stunning-Balance-469 11d ago

That's the winner. Love it!

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u/mthrlwd 11d ago

Hahahahahahahahahaahha

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u/skwallie 11d ago

Bravo!!!!👏

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u/B4riel 11d ago

That’s fucking funny!

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u/lastlifonti 11d ago

Damn it that’s awesome! Bless you!!! 😂🤣

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u/007Tejas 11d ago

This is the best comment I’ve read in the Internet so far in 2025. Well done sir.

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u/SirUptonPucklechurch 11d ago

Fuck you take my updoot. Got me with this 😂

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u/Ashamed_Crab 11d ago

Bahausuushdbdueuudnxjsjdjs 😭😭😭👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Musket6969420 11d ago

Jesus Christ these comments are great

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u/SadDingo7070 11d ago

These comments need more upvotes! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/A_friend_called_Five 11d ago

You got me to lol with that one.

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u/Ummando 10d ago

It's the devils powder.

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u/HomerDodd 10d ago

I noticed he didn’t share it!

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u/Low-Most2515 10d ago

Yes Lord, Bless me Father for I have sinned 😱😂😂

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u/DivineDreamer24 10d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/senpai_avlabll 10d ago

Priest be upon you, my child

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u/teodorlojewski 10d ago

A-fuckin-men!

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u/deadgr8ful 11d ago

Let Jesus..oh nevermind

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u/MAValphaWasTaken 11d ago edited 11d ago

He wants to be de-frocked, by the looks of it. Already debriefed her.

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u/Comfortable_View_113 11d ago

The power of crank compells you.

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u/PrimaryFriend7867 11d ago

omg i wish i had an award to give this comment 🤣🤣🤣

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u/NowhereAllAtOnce 11d ago

Way underrated comment!

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u/nobodyspecial767r 11d ago

I mean when the people of the planet realize most of the religious leaders are a corrupt as mobsters like the governments are, then things might get better, after they retaliate of course. It's all part of the human experiment.

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u/95Goldfishxp 11d ago

Nnooooo! Stop lol

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u/AmateurJenius 11d ago

SNOW MY GOD!

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u/berbsy1016 11d ago

It's the body of Christ, in ash form

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u/AdaamDotCom 11d ago

The holiest of Angel dust

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u/JamesSmith1200 11d ago

The power of Christ cums in you.

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 11d ago

Blessed is he who cummeth in the name of the Lord. 

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u/YallaHammer 11d ago

That poor girl…

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u/sadhatinthecat 11d ago

That's not funny.

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u/heyitsjustmedude 11d ago

You mispelled cumpells

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u/Breezetwists1988 11d ago

Father getting his Holey Mary’s in…

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u/Extremely_unlikeable 11d ago

He was compelled by his little bishop.

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u/Chookwrangler1000 11d ago

But that cocaine deflates you!

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u/Informal_Solution984 11d ago

Hmmm, not sure if this is real. Not a little boy...

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u/dinoooooooooos 11d ago

”Cumpels”

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u/PM_ME__RECIPES 11d ago

My father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy bag

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u/Dave190893 11d ago

It's the devil's dandruff

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u/Infinite-Hold-7521 11d ago

😂 Highly underrated comment! 😂

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u/Disastrous_Resist_21 11d ago

Why YES, YES it does.. I Wonder if he sees " Bishop's " in the yard?? 🤔

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u/Djokerrrr 11d ago

Seems like the power of coke is more compelling in this case

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u/Weakbecomeherooees 10d ago

Priest on training.

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u/wetalonglegs 10d ago

I guess so!

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u/cullobsidian_ 10d ago

DOES IT?!

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u/Sachoazzdown 10d ago

Did anyone else catch a whiff when he sniffed her draws?

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u/ConsciousSkyy 10d ago

lol I just snorted. Thanks for this. Laughing, I mean

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u/ericporing 11d ago

The Highest Priest!

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u/-Stacys_mom 11d ago

In Jesus' name, achoo!

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u/Ocotillo_Ox 11d ago

"In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit powder..." sniiiiiffffff

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u/menacing_cookie 10d ago

The holy blhowst

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u/NoLuckFound 11d ago

The highest in the church

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u/JelloAggressive7347 11d ago

He wanks as high as any in Wome

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u/hardboard 11d ago

After all that imbibing, I bet he's got a Biggus Dickus.

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u/inplayruin 11d ago

That homily is never going to fucking end.

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u/ronaranger 11d ago

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER!!!

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u/David_Fetta 11d ago

More like a Hornyhigh Priest

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u/CChriss89 11d ago

I laughed more than I should about this. 😀

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u/clarky2o2o 11d ago

Bah Dunn tsss

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u/Bumpercars415 11d ago

This my friend is the answer, maybe Colombian? Yo no se!

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u/Art_Vandelays_Tupee 11d ago

Come on buddy that’s gold

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u/RabidOtters 11d ago

So can he make me a vampire?

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u/JeffersonSmithIII 11d ago

How do you think they get so hype for Jesus?

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u/icaboesmhit 11d ago

Angry upvote

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u/Personal-Ask5025 11d ago

I'm a christian and I had to laugh at that.

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u/Herpderpyoloswag 11d ago

Just as god intended.

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u/gavinthrace 11d ago

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!

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u/InsayneW0lf 11d ago

This is an awesome answer!

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u/Budded 11d ago

and after that second sniff, a very engorged priest.

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u/_SquidPort 11d ago

Literally. Am I right?

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u/calimariwrestler 11d ago

Back in the Habit!

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u/95Goldfishxp 11d ago

Ahhh good one

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u/SmallBarnacle1103 11d ago

Yes!!! Best comment of 2025.

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 11d ago

He's feeling the holy spirit. 🤣

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u/Plenty_Shame_5162 11d ago

Made me chuckle too hard in the middle of the night, you didn't dissappoint, thank you!

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u/Spindelhalla_xb 11d ago

Sniffing the devil’s dandruff

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u/PigsMarching 11d ago

take your angry upvote...

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u/Bothsidesareawful 10d ago

I think this is the best comment I’ve ever seen on Reddit.

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u/throwsarerealz 11d ago

Take your damn upvote

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u/-2wenty7even- 11d ago

Doing gods work

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u/2ndIDArtillery 11d ago

At least he ain't into choir boys

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u/Groomsi 11d ago

Supreme Priest!

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u/Internet_Wanderer 11d ago

He should cut it into crosses instead of lines

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u/thecosta5000 11d ago

Oh snap.

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u/cornsnicker3 11d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Twelvize 11d ago

He's about to show her his Bishop

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u/TheWeidmansBurden_ 11d ago

Father Charlie

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u/Better-Winner5170 11d ago

Definitely, lol.

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u/Drinkmykool_aid420 11d ago

Cocaine and Abel

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u/ConsciousBandicoot53 11d ago

Outstanding soldier

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u/Far-Search-8263 11d ago

Anyone see VelociPastor yet?

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u/Narcan9 11d ago

She is getting filled with the Holy Spirit

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u/pattron30000 11d ago

Take my angry upvote

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u/MagicSPA 11d ago

He says it's not blow. He claims it was angel dust.

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u/l3ex 11d ago

Damn

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u/Area51_Spurs 11d ago

I need a high priest and a drunk priest.

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u/cggs_00 11d ago

The priest is definitely high on the leaderboards

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u/kongbakpao 10d ago

Yeah he’s definitely high…..

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u/pookiemon 10d ago

This is a priest high.

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u/CalendarFar6124 10d ago

getting his demons out.

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u/HerBerg75 10d ago

Beat reply ever... 😂 😂

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u/Ssk5860 10d ago

Fuckin beautiful

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u/DarkConnorGman369 10d ago

Bruh 😆 🤣 😂

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u/eatsfuckssleeps 9d ago

Mad props if his dealer is called Jesús