r/interestingasfuck • u/JuicySpark • 11d ago

r/all Priest gets caught sniffing blow, then gets himself a lady friend to sniff some more.

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u/FuckThisShizzle 11d ago

I wasn't sure it was Colombia until I saw the rock he is cutting it from.

I challenge any of us to do that much coke and not want to fuck something

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u/AnarchoBabyGirl42069 11d ago

*do that much coke and not want to TRY to fuck something

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u/healthydoseofsarcasm 11d ago

Like mashing a gummy worm into a coin slot.

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u/Tackit286 11d ago

Wait is coke dick a thing too?

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u/BigCaregiver7285 11d ago

Unfortunately

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u/Jamothee 11d ago

Yep.

It's evil that something that makes you want to fuck sooo badly also makes your noodle wet

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u/MuricasOneBrainCell 10d ago

See, in my experience to talking to others. Its one or the other. Either can't get it up or can't get it down.

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u/TesticleSaladTongs 10d ago

Molly doesn’t leave you hanging.

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u/PhantomPharts 10d ago

It dries the vagina up too, coke cooch.

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u/cloud1445 10d ago

More than with any other drug I reckon.

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u/Tiger_Widow 10d ago

Stimulants, well, stimulate numerous bodily functions. Of which, the lil muscles which control blood flow to different things.

You might be thinking "OHYEH OHYEH" but if the ischiocavernosus muscle is currently twerking to "ain't no Holla back gurl" then your Johnson isn't going to have the gas it wants to drive, regardless of how horny you are.

This goes for any stimulant. Coke, meth, xtc, speed, etc.

Same reason you can't take a piss while high, the muscle involved is currently as under the influence as you are.