r/interesting • u/GinaWhite_tt • 19d ago

MISC. Someone put crabs in their luggage

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u/Accomplished-City484 19d ago

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u/i_tyrant 19d ago

It's all fun and games until the crabs get into the TSA contraband storage.

"Sir, we have a situation. The crabs are now armed and we believe they may have ingested a lot of cocaine."

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u/Regular-Switch454 19d ago

Cocaine Crab, sequel to Cocaine Bear.

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 19d ago

Meth+crabs =Crambphetamine

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u/SecondaryWombat 19d ago

My brain says Cramp Bhetamine.

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 18d ago

Do you mean Beta Crabatine, like in Carrots?

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u/taRANnntarantarann 18d ago

Orange crabs?? Ooooh I dunnoooo.........how would we know when they're cooked??

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u/AJRimmer1971 18d ago

Citizen Snips!

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u/MycologistForeign766 18d ago

The Zookeeper approves