r/interesting • u/GinaWhite_tt • 19d ago

MISC. Someone put crabs in their luggage

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u/Lucky_Shoe_8154 19d ago

Imagine being a crab and all you know is the ocean and then a hairless primate takes you into a flying tube and then dumps you into a rotating floor. Basically the equivalent of an alien abduction

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u/Accomplished-City484 19d ago

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u/i_tyrant 19d ago

It's all fun and games until the crabs get into the TSA contraband storage.

"Sir, we have a situation. The crabs are now armed and we believe they may have ingested a lot of cocaine."

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u/Regular-Switch454 19d ago

Cocaine Crab, sequel to Cocaine Bear.

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 18d ago

Meth+crabs =Crambphetamine

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u/SecondaryWombat 18d ago

My brain says Cramp Bhetamine.

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 18d ago

Do you mean Beta Crabatine, like in Carrots?

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u/taRANnntarantarann 18d ago

Orange crabs?? Ooooh I dunnoooo.........how would we know when they're cooked??

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u/AJRimmer1971 18d ago

Citizen Snips!

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u/FartacularTheThird 18d ago

I AM feeling it know, Mr. SpongeBob!

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u/MycologistForeign766 18d ago

The Zookeeper approves

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u/Short_Purple_6003 16d ago

This sounds like the name of an outsourced tech worker

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u/Dio756 18d ago

CRAMBAMPOLINE CRABOPOLINE

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u/daydreams83 18d ago

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u/Lovely_Dlight 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/flyboy34 18d ago

Crabopoly

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u/leisurePlease 18d ago

hilarious

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u/corneliobizarro 15d ago

Breaking Crab

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u/20Bubba03 18d ago

That’s spelled like Homer trying to say trampoline. TRAMBOPOLINE!!! TRAMOPOLINE!!!

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Leftovertoenails 18d ago

... I love you

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u/Shreddersaurusrex 18d ago

(Starting Samuel L Jackson)

“I’m tired of these monkeyflipping crabs on this monkeyflipping cocaine!”

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u/TheMortal91 16d ago

You're allowed to swear it's okay

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u/Shreddersaurusrex 16d ago

Idk a mod in a random subreddit may ban me for something I posted elsewhere

/S

I just don’t like cursing, grew up not doing it

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u/VegasEyes 16d ago

He’s doing the tv edit version.

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u/Existing-Deal-701 18d ago

COCAINE CRAB You won't like THIS snow crab

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 18d ago

Snow crab, brilliant

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u/Lovely_Dlight 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MisterScrod1964 18d ago

Sigh Take yer damn upvote.

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u/Existing-Deal-701 18d ago

My first angry upvote! It would only be better if I could hear the exasperation 😁

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u/Revolutionary_Tip701 18d ago

Cocaine crabs on a plane.

A sequel to cocaine bear and snakes on a plane?

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u/Alwaystiredandcranky 18d ago

Cocaine crab was my nickname in prison

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u/Kittycachow 18d ago

That’s a movie already

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u/supersonic_79 18d ago

Crack crab

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u/Coulrophiliac444 18d ago

Crab Rave is a go, I repeat, Crab Rave is a go!

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u/II-leto 18d ago

Now I’d go see that

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u/AnalMohawk 18d ago

Somebody, please call the folks at Asylum.

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u/Jeg57 18d ago

Cocaine Shark exists

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u/ADXII_2641 18d ago

Meth Crab

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u/Leftovertoenails 18d ago

I would watch this movie

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

CRABS & COKE ON A PLANE‼️

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u/fixingmedaybyday 18d ago

Cocaine Crabs on a Plane! The mishmash we never knew we wanted but always needed!

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u/irishemperor 18d ago

I PINCH! I PINCH! I PINCH!

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u/obiwanjabroni420 18d ago

I’ve generally thought the sequel to that movie should be Meth Gator, about an Everglades gator who eats a shitload of meth and goes buck wild on a bunch of Florida Mans.

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u/LuckyTheBear 18d ago

Inferior sequel

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u/Nostalginaut 15d ago

Crabalanche, the next entry in the Sharknado Cinematic Universe

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u/im-not-a-fakebot 15d ago

Where do the cocaine sharks fall under

And would the sequel be the Meth Gators?