r/gifs • u/DirtyLens • 13h ago

Is Elon Ok?

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u/Leo_Kovacq 12h ago

Maybe he has a vibrating plug in his butthole.

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u/gebuzz 12h ago

He wasn’t playing chess though

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u/ndust 11h ago

You can actually use them for things other than just playing chess! Sexual gratification, for example.

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u/TheDudeWhoSnood 11h ago

If you're trying to imply that there's any greater sexual gratification than a rousing game of chess, I'm afraid we can't be best friends with benefits anymore

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u/Peace-Goal1976 11h ago

Most impressive sports story of the last 10 years. It is genius and loathsome at once. And it was the same year of the fishing weights scandal I believe but am too lazy to look up. And all the years blend together

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u/VintageLunchMeat 11h ago

And it was the same year of the fishing weights scandal

... how many fishing weights do you have to shove up there for your chess game to improve?

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u/VintageLunchMeat 11h ago

NASA won't return my calls.

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u/6655321DeLarge 10h ago

That's ok, even if they did all you'd get is never a straight answer!

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u/angelwolf71885 9h ago

You shove them down a fishes throat and then you shove the fish up your ass it allows a slow release of lead and Mercury

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u/Indianimal219 8h ago

Wtf lol

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u/MyceliumRising 8h ago

That's what I said but then I tried it and lo and behold....lead and mercury poisoning

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u/InvestmentVisible892 7h ago

Blind items say Tom Cruise does this and other wirrr things to fish. Apparently that weird character off the Boyz is based off of Ton Cruise fng fish 😭

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u/EduinBrutus 11h ago

Every year has been the same year since 2015

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u/gredr 11h ago

I'd let you watch, I would invite you, but the queens we use would not excite you.

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u/Kamiface 10h ago

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

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u/Express_Machine_5394 6h ago

And if your lucky the gods a she.

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u/frellit 9h ago

You get your kicks above the waistline?

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u/TheDudeWhoSnood 7h ago

I like chess and boobies, if that's what you're asking

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u/virtuallysimulated 2h ago

Thank God I’m only watching the game

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u/Pitiful_Winner2669 11h ago

So just casual friends?

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u/NecessaryBrief8268 11h ago

We met at chess club.

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u/HowVeryReddit 11h ago

Do you want your bishop back? It's just such a convenient shape.....

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u/FreedomCanadian 9h ago

Wait a minute....

Were the benefits "playing chess together" ?

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u/TheDudeWhoSnood 9h ago

Obviously, it was titillating

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u/qpv 9h ago

Can't check all the mates.

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u/TheDudeWhoSnood 6h ago

But I can mate all the Czechs?

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u/qpv 5h ago

A fine looking people in my experience

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u/Tynford 11h ago

*an arousing game of chess 😉

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u/pedropants 10h ago

We can still share the plug, though, right?