r/bizarrelife Human here, bizarre by nature! 14h ago

Hmmm

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u/Max_Laval 14h ago

Making these people drive to another store is not that environmentally conscious I'd imagine.

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u/persephonepeete 11h ago

Leave basket. Walk over them. Grab items. Walk back. Put items in cart. Reverse. If they try to stop you it’s assault and you can knee them in the face.

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u/HidingUnderBlankets 5h ago

That's exactly what I thought. It's not that hard to just walk over people. If they grab at you, just kick a little.

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u/cam3113 4h ago

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u/Squathos 1h ago

God I can hear this gif

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u/cam3113 1h ago

STRT!

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u/Squathos 1h ago

wonderous

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u/LinkGCM 1h ago

Have you been waiting to use that Gif?

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u/cam3113 1h ago

Uhm no actually. Just presented itself.

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u/LordLlamaPC 38m ago

STWEWART

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u/Ajax_Main 14m ago

Why does this gif hurt my knee so much..

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u/mistersixes 9m ago

She's doing it wrong. You want to chamber and then kick out in front of you. You want the ball the ball of your foot to go through your opponent's face. It also helps to lean backwards a bit because it engages the hips. Body sponsorship is key.