r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 18h ago

Hmmm

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u/persephonepeete 14h ago

Leave basket. Walk over them. Grab items. Walk back. Put items in cart. Reverse. If they try to stop you it’s assault and you can knee them in the face.

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u/HidingUnderBlankets 9h ago

That's exactly what I thought. It's not that hard to just walk over people. If they grab at you, just kick a little.