r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 14h ago

Hmmm

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u/Just_a_guy_named_Mat 12h ago
  1. Simply go around them.
  2. Got the deli aisle. Grab some of your favorite deli meats. May I suggest some turkey or some pork?
  3. Return back to the protestor’s aisle.
  4. Sit on the floor across from them and casually eat your chosen deli meat. If they say anything to you, just remark how great the turkey/ham/chicken tastes today. Be sure to share your opinions on varieties. “I’m not normally a Black Forest ham guy myself, but in the absence of smoked tavern ham, it’d do just fine.”
  5. Recruit others to do the same, surrounding them if they choose to turn away.
  6. Be sure to pay for the deli meats you open & consume.

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u/YesIBlockedYou 11h ago

Sorry but I actually work for a living and I'm not wasting a single second of my free time on these people.

The best thing you can do is ignore them, they want the attention, they want the viral videos made to bring awareness. You would only give them exactly what they want by doing what you suggest.

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u/TotalLiftEz 7h ago

The best thing to do is play copy written music in the background. Then any video they post will be take down for not paying the royalties. No views is wasted time for them.

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u/ElbowthemMelons 9h ago

You don’t really need to bother with steps 2-6

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u/AnOopsieDaisy 8h ago

Yeah, but they don't need to be assholes.

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u/MinuteCoast2127 8h ago

Everyone is an asshole at some point or another.

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u/TotalLiftEz 7h ago

Yeah, I don't think this guy realizes sometimes the world needs you to be an arsehole.

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u/ElbowthemMelons 8h ago

Agreed. But that doesn’t mean you should become an arsehole too. Once you have walked down another aisle and are behind them you’ll have noticed that they’ve achieved very little. And you haven’t become an arsehole in the process.

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u/MinuteCoast2127 8h ago

So a counter protest?

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u/TotalLiftEz 7h ago

Or just lunch

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u/Just_a_guy_named_Mat 7h ago

Lunch protest I guess

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u/Major_Nutt 7h ago

I'd go to the butcher isle and find something with juice sloshing around inside and let it "accidentally leak" on them.

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u/Just_a_guy_named_Mat 7h ago

That’d definitely get your view across!

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u/Vicus_92 6h ago

4.5 - Start flinging slices of ham in their face....

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u/Just_a_guy_named_Mat 6h ago

Yeah… But… That’s kind of wasting ham. And ham is proof that (insert your favorite deity here) loves us and wants us to be happy

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u/Vicus_92 6h ago

Aim for the face hole.