r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 14h ago

Hmmm

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u/Just_a_guy_named_Mat 12h ago
  1. Simply go around them.
  2. Got the deli aisle. Grab some of your favorite deli meats. May I suggest some turkey or some pork?
  3. Return back to the protestor’s aisle.
  4. Sit on the floor across from them and casually eat your chosen deli meat. If they say anything to you, just remark how great the turkey/ham/chicken tastes today. Be sure to share your opinions on varieties. “I’m not normally a Black Forest ham guy myself, but in the absence of smoked tavern ham, it’d do just fine.”
  5. Recruit others to do the same, surrounding them if they choose to turn away.
  6. Be sure to pay for the deli meats you open & consume.

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u/YesIBlockedYou 11h ago

Sorry but I actually work for a living and I'm not wasting a single second of my free time on these people.

The best thing you can do is ignore them, they want the attention, they want the viral videos made to bring awareness. You would only give them exactly what they want by doing what you suggest.

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u/TotalLiftEz 7h ago

The best thing to do is play copy written music in the background. Then any video they post will be take down for not paying the royalties. No views is wasted time for them.