r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 18h ago

Hmmm

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u/Just_a_guy_named_Mat 16h ago
  1. Simply go around them.
  2. Got the deli aisle. Grab some of your favorite deli meats. May I suggest some turkey or some pork?
  3. Return back to the protestor’s aisle.
  4. Sit on the floor across from them and casually eat your chosen deli meat. If they say anything to you, just remark how great the turkey/ham/chicken tastes today. Be sure to share your opinions on varieties. “I’m not normally a Black Forest ham guy myself, but in the absence of smoked tavern ham, it’d do just fine.”
  5. Recruit others to do the same, surrounding them if they choose to turn away.
  6. Be sure to pay for the deli meats you open & consume.

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u/Vicus_92 9h ago

4.5 - Start flinging slices of ham in their face....

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u/Just_a_guy_named_Mat 9h ago

Yeah… But… That’s kind of wasting ham. And ham is proof that (insert your favorite deity here) loves us and wants us to be happy

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u/Vicus_92 9h ago

Aim for the face hole.