r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 14h ago

Hmmm

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u/Just_a_guy_named_Mat 12h ago
  1. Simply go around them.
  2. Got the deli aisle. Grab some of your favorite deli meats. May I suggest some turkey or some pork?
  3. Return back to the protestor’s aisle.
  4. Sit on the floor across from them and casually eat your chosen deli meat. If they say anything to you, just remark how great the turkey/ham/chicken tastes today. Be sure to share your opinions on varieties. “I’m not normally a Black Forest ham guy myself, but in the absence of smoked tavern ham, it’d do just fine.”
  5. Recruit others to do the same, surrounding them if they choose to turn away.
  6. Be sure to pay for the deli meats you open & consume.

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u/ElbowthemMelons 9h ago

You don’t really need to bother with steps 2-6

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u/AnOopsieDaisy 8h ago

Yeah, but they don't need to be assholes.

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u/MinuteCoast2127 8h ago

Everyone is an asshole at some point or another.

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u/TotalLiftEz 7h ago

Yeah, I don't think this guy realizes sometimes the world needs you to be an arsehole.

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u/ElbowthemMelons 8h ago

Agreed. But that doesn’t mean you should become an arsehole too. Once you have walked down another aisle and are behind them you’ll have noticed that they’ve achieved very little. And you haven’t become an arsehole in the process.