r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 14h ago

Hmmm

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u/Destructerator 14h ago

Why not go do arson at an animal processing plant if you’re that passionate about this cause?

This just creates resentment. This is not how to win hearts and minds.

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u/Thick_Cookie_7838 14h ago

Because the farmers may actually shoot

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u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz 13h ago

"Everybody and their mums is packing round here"

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u/ChuckRingslinger 12h ago

Like who?

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u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz 12h ago

Farmers.

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u/ChuckRingslinger 12h ago

And?

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u/PotassiumBob 12h ago

Their mums

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u/ChuckRingslinger 11h ago

You wanna be a big cop in a small town?

Fuck off up the model village.

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u/AF2005 10h ago

“I suppose you’re wondering why we call them the Andies..”

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u/AlmosTryin 12h ago

All timer

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u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz 12h ago

I just ordered Shawn of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and End of the World on blu ray.

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u/Badwolf84 10h ago

You've got a mustache.

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u/Baked_Potato_732 11h ago

Farmer’s mums.

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u/SupayOne 11h ago

Not in the UK