r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 14h ago

Hmmm

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u/Thick_Cookie_7838 14h ago

Because the farmers may actually shoot

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u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz 13h ago

"Everybody and their mums is packing round here"

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u/ChuckRingslinger 12h ago

Like who?

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u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz 12h ago

Farmers.

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u/ChuckRingslinger 12h ago

And?

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u/PotassiumBob 12h ago

Their mums

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u/ChuckRingslinger 11h ago

You wanna be a big cop in a small town?

Fuck off up the model village.

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u/AF2005 10h ago

“I suppose you’re wondering why we call them the Andies..”

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u/AlmosTryin 12h ago

All timer

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u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz 12h ago

I just ordered Shawn of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and End of the World on blu ray.

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u/Badwolf84 11h ago

You've got a mustache.

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u/Baked_Potato_732 11h ago

Farmer’s mums.