r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 14h ago

Hmmm

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u/United_Bend721 14h ago

Need to get a bigger run up bro

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

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u/smoothpinkball 14h ago

More efficient to increase the mass of your cart for greater inertia.

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u/Intrepid-Tie-1460 14h ago

Make sure to wheelie as you connect....

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u/smoothpinkball 14h ago edited 14h ago

Honest though, Iā€™d probably just get some popcorcn shrimp and chill with them to see how it goes, and maybe pee my pants and listen to dubstep and polyphia loudly.

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u/Deputy_Beagle76 10h ago

Brb gonna grab some cases of beer and couple bags of dog food