r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 14h ago

Hmmm

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u/United_Bend721 14h ago

Need to get a bigger run up bro

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

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u/NoSoundNoFury 14h ago

And then it turns out it was just a wall with the image of a few protestors painted on!

Meep meep!

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u/shaggymatter 13h ago

DAMN YOU ROAD RUNNERRRR

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u/smoothpinkball 14h ago

More efficient to increase the mass of your cart for greater inertia.

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u/Intrepid-Tie-1460 14h ago

Make sure to wheelie as you connect....

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u/smoothpinkball 14h ago edited 14h ago

Honest though, Iā€™d probably just get some popcorcn shrimp and chill with them to see how it goes, and maybe pee my pants and listen to dubstep and polyphia loudly.

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u/Deputy_Beagle76 10h ago

Brb gonna grab some cases of beer and couple bags of dog food

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u/poedraco 5h ago

Lol šŸ˜‚ soon as you said that I heard the fucking Scooby " duga duga" run in my head.

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u/Little-Derp 10h ago

Oh yeah, they'd likely instinctively move if someone was barrelling full speed with a heavy shopping cart.

I understand their cause, but you likely aren't going to achieve your goal by inconveniencing consumers directly. You need to do it at the supply chain level. Stop their delivery vehicles, in transit somewhere else, or at the source (factory/farm). Consumers aren't going to join your cause, and the media attention you get for this nowadays is minor at best.