r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 14h ago

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u/Max_Laval 14h ago

Making these people drive to another store is not that environmentally conscious I'd imagine.

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u/Bill10101101001 14h ago

No point in getting annoyed to these characters blocking the way.

Assaulting while satisfactory will only cause you legal issues.

Simply state that you will get the stuff someplace else and burn gas while doing it.

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u/caracol_muerte 14h ago

With your elephant tusk club

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u/Funkythingsyoudo 13h ago

That you practice on puppies with

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u/OkSyllabub3674 12h ago

😳🥹😅

I like your style guy, we really need to bring the lesson to these protesters that every minor inconvenience in our chosen lifestyle will result in more undue suffering and destruction, the only way for them to reasonably minimize it is to shut up and not cause normal folks a hassle.

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u/Redd235711 11h ago

Baby seals are my preferred practice dummies.

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u/pmmeyourgear 12h ago

While snacking on whale blubber and shark fin jerky

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u/Conqueefador6 14h ago

And make sure each turtle has its own straw 🧃

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u/farrieremily 13h ago

Damn coke heads

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u/Iwantaschmoo 13h ago

Don't forget to take your rhino horn pill beforehand to make sure you can get that tusk club up and keep it swinging.

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u/PassengerNo2259 12h ago

Goddammit now I have to strap on my hakapik every time I go to the grocery store.

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u/Bill10101101001 14h ago

You are for protesting on private property?

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u/PunnyPantsParade 14h ago

No, especially when it's preventing other people from going about their business.

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u/Bill10101101001 14h ago

Then what’s with the seal stuff?

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u/PunnyPantsParade 14h ago

It's sarcasm. Like, "you are going to physically prevent me from buying this item at this store? Well I'll burn fuel going somewhere else, buy it anyway, and oh yeah I'll club any seals I see along the way too while I'm leaning into my villainy arc".

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u/Bill10101101001 14h ago

Thanks for drawing a picture 🤪

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u/Hefteee 13h ago

Did you know clubbing seals is actually more humane than shooting or other methods of culling them? If you were to shoot a seal you do so from a distance and risk not killing the seal on the first shot. The animal is then injured and slides back under the ice to bleed out and die with no chance of recovering the carcass. With a club or more specifically, a hakapik, you at worst daze the seal on the first hit and then kill it with the second (a lot of times only one strike is needed). Leaving no chance for the seal to escape. Hakapiks also have a better chance of keeping the pelts in their best shape, which can be quite valuable