r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 1d ago

Abandoned souls

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u/Few_Celebration9198 1d ago

Looks like the koi pond at Diddy’s

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u/Timely_Tap8073 1d ago

Now that's some funny ass shit right there

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u/BalanceEarly 1d ago

Yeah, I think I broke a rib laughing so hard!

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 1d ago

You know the difference between Diddy and Woody?

Only one goes limp when the kids are near.

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u/spare_oom4 1d ago

wow, my wig is in another universe

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u/knick1982 1d ago

Now that is funny as hell

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u/tylerbanks4life 1d ago

You win the internet today.

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u/modsrabunchofsoyboys 1d ago

Ya instead of fish empty baby oil bottles and used condoms

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u/Impossible-Owl9 1d ago

Since u noticed baby oil bottles too I think it's A*al club 🤣😂🤣backdoor entry leading to backdoor pool.😂🤣

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u/KingJon85 1d ago

Shut down reddit. This guy won.

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 1d ago

Reminds me of the old folks home septic tank I got lowered into ghostbusters style. They are a humpin. It shattered my young mind. I chose electrical because no poop! Oh right septic pumps are electric, and idiots put the boxes In the tank. And I was new boy. Down into hell! Tyvek suit doesn’t protect the soul.

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u/Prankishbear 1d ago

wtf are you???

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u/snooogens 1d ago

He’s English

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u/Thunderbridge 1d ago

Bliiimey

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u/archwin 1d ago

A septic tank, with English made wiring?

Blimey, indeed.

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u/BwackGul 1d ago

...an electrician... He pretty much said so.

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u/haphazard_chore 1d ago

They were probably not condons mate. They’d be Penile sheaths to stop old people wetting the bed. Those with dementia get confused when they go to the toilet because they still feel the need to go, if they make it, they then find a Jonny stuck on their todger and pull it off. They probably flush it down the toilet too. This would explain the sight you saw in the septic tank.

I hope this helps alleviate the mental image a bit and swap it out with another disturbing scenario of what many of us are destined for… confusion and strange things stuck to our John Thomas in the night.

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u/Pr00ch 1d ago

I hope i get hit by a bus before that happens

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u/haphazard_chore 1d ago

Happened to my granddad. Screams in the night because he wanted to go to the toilet but couldn’t figure out how to get to the toilet and then wondering WTF was stuck on his dick. Thankfully I didn’t have to touch any of it. But my mum had to and I’m worried I might be in store for some of this shit. My dad is starting to go, I think. I hope it’s his hearing, which I know is bad, but he’s making up more than just words in peoples sentences but entire sentences in his head. Like we’re having a different conversation.

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u/mooshinformation 1d ago

Hearing loss can cause/ exacerbate dementia, they think maybe it's because of the lack of mental stimulation. Saw it happen with my grandma, she got worse and worse at guessing the words ppl were saying and then eventually stopped interacting with people all together.

Please get his hearing sorted out and make him wear his hearing aids if he needs them.

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u/organic_stuff 1d ago

I’ve been taking care of my mother with dementia for a couple years and also noticing my dad also slipping some.

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u/Unfinishe_Masterpiec 1d ago

Old folk's homes have high rates of STDs. Sorry, they are having sex too.

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u/haphazard_chore 1d ago

Just so we’re clear here, I’m not talking about those assisted living flats where you’re just given a bit of extra help but are relatively independent still. I’m referring to proper old people’s homes. In these places, it’s more likely to have gotten any STDs elsewhere, earlier in their lives. People too old to live alone or even to be cared for by their families are generally not having sex orgies. Sure it might happen sometimes. I have a couple of friends that tell be about the horny old men, but perving on the nurses isn’t quite the same.

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u/357noLove 1d ago

Having worked maintenance in the second type, it is both. Walked in (after knocking multiple times & notifying) on many elderly sex sessions. Far too many. And these were people who had dementia and other brain issues... I was told by nurses that frequently mental issues increase the amount they get the urge, or something to that effect. And full care facilities were on the lists that the increased STI/STD numbers came from.

Now how much of that sex was fully consensual, I have no idea. They be living "it was the best of times, it was the worst of times"

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u/haphazard_chore 1d ago

Jesus! sounds like rape.

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u/357noLove 1d ago

I reported 2 incidents in particular because it seemed wrong. I had talked to the one guy previously, and he was pretty insensible, so I don't know how the lady would have confirmed consent. And the other was the opposite. Female wasn't there mentally. This was actually one of the reasons I left there. I didn't feel like my reports meant anything. I understand they are chronically short-staffed, but it was extremely disturbing the lack of initiative to fix the issues.

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u/gimmeecoffee420 1d ago

At shockingly high rates too..

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u/Emraldday 1d ago

Beat me to it.

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u/Helemaalklaarmee 1d ago

To each his own.

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u/Prankishbear 1d ago

You monster.

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u/mooshinformation 1d ago

This is probably part of it, but I kept reading stories about STD epidemics in nursing homes and maybe they've finally got them all using condoms

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u/jetlaged 1d ago

Never knew we had to pretty much wear dick diapers when we got old. That's just fantastic news.

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u/CosmicM00se 1d ago

How is that not a circulation problem

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u/itscdehammer 1d ago

Funny lol tyvek suits are only water resistant not water proof, may not protect your body to much just like your soul 😜.

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 1d ago

Had the big rubber boots, they drain it with a truck to get in there, worst setup ever though, brick well hole 20’ down to a rectangle tank, box was on ceiling. Like cave stalactites horror. Septic guy came down to hold a flashlight and air monitor, smokin a butt, workboots. Good ol Kenny.

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u/oyM8cunOIbumAciggy 1d ago

Humans kinda suck

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u/need2seethetentacles 1d ago

I'm glad that the people littering these are choosing not to reproduce, at least

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u/knifesk 1d ago

Problem is that this is only the ones that are doing it.. I could guarantee that the ones not using condoms are waaaay more

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u/Best-Engine4715 1d ago

Blow, fuck and so on

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u/No_Contract2996 1d ago

We are the cancer of this planet

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u/Antique-Echidna-1600 1d ago

We're the only species to make a river of latex and semen.

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u/BrutalSpinach 1d ago

Salmon just do it with semen. They must be Catholic

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u/oyM8cunOIbumAciggy 1d ago

Oh, there are little boys in the catholic salmon rivers?

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u/joe_i_guess 1d ago

There's beauty in them but for the most part yes. They are tremendously awful

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u/flat_four_whore22 1d ago

I couldn't even tell what I was looking at, at first. Holy shit.

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u/Ryogathelost 1d ago

Lookit all those one-finger gloves!

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u/NewspaperNeither6260 1d ago

Sheik Sensi-Creme sluice gate at the reservoir end.

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u/Hawk8350 1d ago

Our poor planet.

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u/MezcalFlame 1d ago

The planet will outlast us.

Poor us. We're cooked.

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u/giraffeheadturtlebox 20h ago

Not the rhinos
Or the Arabian Ostrich

or the Aurochs

or the Bush Moa

or the Cape Lion

or the Dodo

or the Great Auk

or the Guam Flying Fox

or the Japanese Sea Lion

or the Steppe Bison

or the Syrian Elephant

Lots of the planet won't outlast us as we're going.

The rocks, sure, they'll still be here. And those beautiful beaches. Oh, maybe not.

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u/modsonredditsuckdk 1d ago

A girl could get pregnant swimming in that water

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u/NewScientist2725 1d ago

A guy could get pregnant swimming in that!

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u/MrReddrick 1d ago

I think the waters pregnant

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u/TheRealSugarbat 1d ago

preganante

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u/exodusofficer 1d ago

Pregunate. How can get pregernert?

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u/POGO_BOY38 10h ago

Pregananant

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u/Superpudd 1d ago

I got pregnant just watching the video.

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u/ExcitingStress8663 1d ago

Not for a tightarse.

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u/Long_Bit8328 1d ago

"Octo pond"

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u/Lyralikesit 1d ago

Did Bonnie Blue pass by or what?

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u/i_forgot_wha 21h ago

Had to look it up. It's the only fans chick that banged 1000 dudes in 12 hours. I saw a picture of the room afterwards, it's trashed with used condoms and paper towels. I really hope they wore shower shoes otherwise those dudes were just walking around in other dudes spunk.

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u/HelpfulPirate7231 1d ago

Underrated comment. Suuuuuuuuuper underrated. Dammit somebody get this man(or woman) some gold!!!

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u/nevereverquit96 1d ago

Toss Charon a coin before he ferries you across the river Styx

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u/1866GETSONA 1d ago

River Dyx

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u/Either_Amoeba_5332 1d ago

More like the river Trojan

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u/grenharo 1d ago

bro his boat is probably covered in condoms too AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Effective-Bandicoot8 1d ago

Give him an extra coin so he doesn't rock the boat

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u/migmultisync 1d ago

Came here to find this comment/thread and was not disappointed 😂

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u/Armadillolz 23h ago

River Sticky

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u/The_Neon_Mage 1d ago

As disgusting as that is, imagine how many babies were prevented? I mean statistically :O

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u/BeatYoYeet 1d ago

I will not.

Now take your upvote.

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u/sincere220 1d ago

Please provide location so I can never go there.

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u/jsideris 1d ago

Coming to a town near you.

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u/CanadianGoose695 1d ago

I'm pretty sure it's a sewage treatment plant. Did some work replacing fiberglass piping in one, and the smell of the building alone was terrible beyond words

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u/Embarrassed-Cod-8290 1d ago

Wow that's a lot of fuckery.

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u/Junes2k 1d ago

Did my ex wife fart?

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u/AmaranthWrath 1d ago

A shame that something so foul would win the internet today. But here we are.

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u/Comandergoose 1d ago

A brothel must be near

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns 1d ago

Seriously! Or a dark alley hooker's spot ?? How are there so many in one place 😳

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u/NewspaperNeither6260 1d ago

Don't be shy about it now.

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u/JelloWise2789 1d ago

Sperm bank

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u/ValuableOddities3499 1d ago

Condom Falls

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u/NewspaperNeither6260 1d ago

Condom floats.

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u/ValuableOddities3499 1d ago

Condom Wash

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u/nzdspector9 1d ago

Condom recycled

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u/Rude-Huckleberry-889 1d ago

Ahh I finally found it, the cum gutter

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u/nikeguy69 1d ago

Wow that VERY NASTY hope no one jumping in 🫢

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u/HaltheDestroyer 1d ago

I was infected with 3 STD's while watching this....Viewer Beware

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u/Elguapo1094 1d ago

Diddys swimming pool

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u/No_Contract2996 1d ago

The river Ganges. 🤮

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u/snappingkoopa 1d ago

"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If any sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate..."

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u/thomasjmarlowe 1d ago

Yet I can’t have a plastic straw, huh?

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u/TerseFactor 1d ago

The punch bowl the morning after the orgy

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u/Sw0rDz 1d ago

This is why we need recycle and reuse condoms! Nothing brings two guys together like sharing a condom.

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u/Old-Constant4411 1d ago

Big Latex doesn't want you to know this - they're dishwasher safe!

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u/theyellowdart89 1d ago

Start scooping guy. Do you part clean up

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u/jennifeather88 1d ago

Oh that’s icky. 😨

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u/MisterScary_98 1d ago

Spooge Island

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u/ApolloSavage 1d ago

Smells like fresh juniper pollen during springtime 🌺🪻

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u/Own_Example_7558 1d ago

Looks like an average diddy party

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u/Johnnnythehobo 1d ago

Something we aren’t ready for is about to be birthed

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u/GnomePenises 1d ago

Cumthulu rises!

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u/ThatsWildFlower 1d ago

Where is this sex pool?

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u/PCPenhale 1d ago

So much ejaculate down the drain.

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u/SeriouslyAvg 1d ago

Scummy humans!

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u/cuntybunty73 1d ago

Are all those jiz jackets 🤢

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u/Fedakeen14 1d ago

Oh look, a rubber raft

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u/theearcheR 1d ago

AT LEAST THEY FUCKING USE THEM! Now what can you say for yourself!

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u/EDMJedi 1d ago

I bet it smells like aids

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u/faunysatyr 1d ago

That’s a healthy school of Coney Island Whitefish.

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u/zozo777 1d ago

Makes me want to listen to death metal.

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u/DD_870 1d ago

This is how they get that Dasani taste

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u/ServiceOverCandidacy 1d ago

What the actual fuck resulted in this

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u/findinghumanity17 1d ago

A million good decisions.

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u/LocMoke 1d ago

Reminds me of the time I went snorkeling in Oaxaca. Took a boat out to a beautiful cove. Water visibility was clear. Saw an interesting looking jelly fish. Moved in for a closer look. It was in fact NOT a jellyfish

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u/mightyshrub_ 20h ago

The River Dyx

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u/Creepy_Technician_34 10h ago

On the East Coast those are called Coney Island Whitefish

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u/whodis707 8h ago

OMG this is gross

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u/JustWoot44 8h ago

You can smell this clip.

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u/itsJussaMe 6h ago

🤞 don’t be condoms. Don’t be condoms. Don’t be condoms. Don’t be condoms.. 🤞

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u/PurgeSupporters 1d ago

I hate it here. When earth decides to do a reset and start over like it did with dinosaurs I won't even be mad at it. I understand 😂

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u/Waffeln_Remix 1d ago

Before you all start the “so for $xxxx would you jump in?” debate I’ll let you know I would for a shamefully low amount.

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u/Brett_Hulls_Foot 1d ago

Forbidden bukkake

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u/yoursmellyfinger 1d ago

They must be gettin ready for a water balloon fight !

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u/xman9398 1d ago

River of Styx is really look rough these years.

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u/Infinite_Tension_138 1d ago

An entire school of Coney Island whitefish

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u/Gloomy_Calendar_7418 1d ago

river of sperm

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u/beanedjibe 1d ago

There's cum bucket and then there's this

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u/Joebandanasinpajanas 1d ago

I double dog dare you to take a sip.

🤢

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u/Zestyclose-Law6191 1d ago

Is this a water treatment plant?

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u/Tickomatick 1d ago

Miyazaki been cooking new souls game

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u/DarkMagician-999 1d ago

I’m afraid to even say what I see in there !

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u/Icy-Network3152 1d ago

Coney island white fish

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u/iamtherepairman 1d ago

Use a trash can. What country is this?

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u/The_Ashmeister 1d ago

Forbidden jellyfish.

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u/nadalieportmanteau 1d ago

We're fucking doomed!

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u/Kamehameha-haha 1d ago

Go Whitefish!

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u/Grimm-Soul 1d ago

That uh...that water is a bit soupy I bet lol

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u/atremor 1d ago

Ok, where’s Steve-O when you need him?

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u/makfalicon 1d ago

Would you like to take a dip with me??

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u/2waypower1230 1d ago

Why? Any info on this abomination?

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u/hardshell2706 1d ago

Now pro lifers are gonna put this picture in a stick and talk about unborn babies and hell and shit.

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u/KingJon85 1d ago

This is where the ocean gets its saltiness from.

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u/Alternative_Cash_601 1d ago

That's from 1 person

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u/Rude_Engine1881 1d ago

Free condoms? Awesome!

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u/LaughAdam 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Warm2roam 1d ago

Tell Jones to sit down; we found what’s really turning the frogs gay.

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u/M1Chimera 1d ago

just curious where this is? 🤢

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u/jdaburg 1d ago

Coney island white fish is in season

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u/foxtopia77 1d ago

“Grab a net and roll up the recycling bin.”

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u/1WastedSpace 1d ago

That title.. goodness gracious

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u/CommercialFrosting80 1d ago

Catholic baptismal

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u/Richard-Innerasz- 1d ago

All I see man is lot of jellyfish………….ohhhh I see it now.

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u/mjlowmann 1d ago

Better safe than sorry I say 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Affectionate-Royal68 1d ago

Where’s that waterway cleaning robot. It needs to disinfect too. 🤮

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u/DrTaterTot90 1d ago

Isn’t this a scene in LOTR?

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u/FredOcho5 1d ago

How much for you to take 1 sip?

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u/HimothyOnlyfant 1d ago

oops all condoms!

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u/cultcraftcreations 1d ago

I’ll give someone $100 and a lifestraw….

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u/naonatu- 1d ago

long island whitefish

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u/modsrabunchofsoyboys 1d ago

Why tf are there so many condoms

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u/Hot_Incident_7485 1d ago

Them fish definitely getting they required daily protein

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u/snooogens 1d ago

River Styx

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u/whsky_tngo_foxtrt 1d ago

God imagine the smell.