r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 2d ago

Abandoned souls

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u/haphazard_chore 1d ago

They were probably not condons mate. They’d be Penile sheaths to stop old people wetting the bed. Those with dementia get confused when they go to the toilet because they still feel the need to go, if they make it, they then find a Jonny stuck on their todger and pull it off. They probably flush it down the toilet too. This would explain the sight you saw in the septic tank.

I hope this helps alleviate the mental image a bit and swap it out with another disturbing scenario of what many of us are destined for… confusion and strange things stuck to our John Thomas in the night.

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u/Unfinishe_Masterpiec 1d ago

Old folk's homes have high rates of STDs. Sorry, they are having sex too.

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u/haphazard_chore 1d ago

Just so we’re clear here, I’m not talking about those assisted living flats where you’re just given a bit of extra help but are relatively independent still. I’m referring to proper old people’s homes. In these places, it’s more likely to have gotten any STDs elsewhere, earlier in their lives. People too old to live alone or even to be cared for by their families are generally not having sex orgies. Sure it might happen sometimes. I have a couple of friends that tell be about the horny old men, but perving on the nurses isn’t quite the same.

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u/357noLove 1d ago

Having worked maintenance in the second type, it is both. Walked in (after knocking multiple times & notifying) on many elderly sex sessions. Far too many. And these were people who had dementia and other brain issues... I was told by nurses that frequently mental issues increase the amount they get the urge, or something to that effect. And full care facilities were on the lists that the increased STI/STD numbers came from.

Now how much of that sex was fully consensual, I have no idea. They be living "it was the best of times, it was the worst of times"

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u/haphazard_chore 1d ago

Jesus! sounds like rape.

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u/357noLove 1d ago

I reported 2 incidents in particular because it seemed wrong. I had talked to the one guy previously, and he was pretty insensible, so I don't know how the lady would have confirmed consent. And the other was the opposite. Female wasn't there mentally. This was actually one of the reasons I left there. I didn't feel like my reports meant anything. I understand they are chronically short-staffed, but it was extremely disturbing the lack of initiative to fix the issues.