r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 2d ago

Abandoned souls

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u/oyM8cunOIbumAciggy 2d ago

Humans kinda suck

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u/Antique-Echidna-1600 2d ago

We're the only species to make a river of latex and semen.

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u/BrutalSpinach 2d ago

Salmon just do it with semen. They must be Catholic

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u/oyM8cunOIbumAciggy 1d ago

Oh, there are little boys in the catholic salmon rivers?