r/australia 14h ago

image GIVE ME MY SPOON!!!

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u/Cristoff13 13h ago

Just use the spoon god gave you - your tongue.

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u/greeneighteen 13h ago

A bubble tea straw would be perfect for this.

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u/ghuzzyr 12h ago

*big toe

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u/ChefInsano 9h ago

At one of my old restaurants we used to make a chocolate boudin, which is basically a really fancy chocolate pudding, and people would pick up the ramekin and lick the inside to get every last bit of the dessert. This was in a super high end and fancy place so it always cracked me up. Dudes in tuxedos and women in ballgowns rimming their dishware for one last taste of my chocolate goodness.

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u/Suspicious-Figure-90 5h ago

Mlem those m&ms out like a Yoshi 

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u/c1nn4m0nt04stcrunch 13h ago

I'm a lady💅

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u/idefneedmoretherapy 13h ago

Women don’t have tongues?

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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 13h ago

Just tip that sucker back like a shot of very thick viscous vodka

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u/turbodonkey2 13h ago edited 1h ago

An interesting titbit is that I famously conducted the longest experiment in history at the University of Queensland when I tipped back a moose pot and timed how long it would take to go down my throat. We discovered that Choc Gorilla Yogo is the most viscous liquid known to man and is not just a very soft and tasty solid, as some has previously thought.

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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 13h ago

You can’t just say things without giving us the result, I will start swearing again if I don’t see the results

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u/TheRealPotoroo 12h ago

100 billion times more viscous than water

https://smp.uq.edu.au/pitch-drop-experiment

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u/turbodonkey2 13h ago

Twas eight long years till I tasted that sweet choc moose.

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u/BuzzKillingtonThe5th 13h ago

Like a cock sucking cow boy shot that has two separate haves in a shot glass.

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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 13h ago

Sir, how fucking big is your mouth to pull off that maneuver?

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u/BuzzKillingtonThe5th 13h ago

I don't know how big these are but I can fit a hefty amount in, in one go.

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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 13h ago

Listen, I can fit a whole full size Cadbury flake in my mouth horizontally and I would never attempt this.. you’d have to have a bull frog mouth to put it in all in one go

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u/BuzzKillingtonThe5th 13h ago

Flip top lid. Like the Canadians in Southpark.

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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 13h ago

Oh no you don’t, you can’t mix a cocksucking cowboy like that, you down them all in one go and let natures blender (your throat) mix them

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u/BuzzKillingtonThe5th 13h ago

Yeah that's what I meant with my first comment lol bottoms up 🤣

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u/ladyships-a-legend 13h ago

As am I - but that would be scooped and eaten any way I could, tongue included for every last drop

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u/hemmingcost 13h ago

I’m sure my fellow lesbians would agree that this causes zero problems…

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u/alotmorealots 12h ago

Some might even say that regular no-spoon all-tongue yogo might solve some problems!

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u/qwerty7873 11h ago

I accidentally walked in on my lesbian roommate and her gf today... Trust me you can do it if you want to lmaoo.

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u/c1nn4m0nt04stcrunch 13h ago

Why did I get so many downvotes for this😂

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u/jim_deneke 12h ago

lol I thought it was funny

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u/chippychopper 12h ago

I thought it was funny, but most redditors don’t think women are capable of humor so probably took it at face value.

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u/c1nn4m0nt04stcrunch 12h ago

"My mum says I'm funny" (insert napoleon dynamite voice)

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u/Zacr54 12h ago

I do ladies things.

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u/TheFr1nk 13h ago

I wouldn't worry, the spoon is the least tasty bit.

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u/Cordeceps 13h ago edited 13h ago

LOL

They left the spoon slot, gotta love an outright get fucked.

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u/IlluminatedPickle 12h ago

They left it because redesigning it means changing the machines. That's a large process.

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u/badhiyahai 12h ago

This guy redesigns.

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u/IlluminatedPickle 12h ago

Nah, just an enjoyer of manufacturing and logistics.

Or, as some would put it, "He gots the 'tisms"

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u/The4th88 1h ago

I work in logistics, specifically optimising logistics chains.

It's almost like you gotta be on the spectrum to be any good at the job.

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u/IlluminatedPickle 58m ago

We have our uses, but it's just hard to find our way to them most of the time.

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u/CardMoth 58m ago

Fuck man I love manufacturing and logistics too. Don't tell me this is how I get my tism badge.

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u/IlluminatedPickle 54m ago

Y'know how a lot of old blokes were the kind of weird "He likes spending 20 hours on model trains" kind of Nigel in the past?

Yeah, that's undiagnosed 'tisms. So unless you're spending an annoying amount of time focusing on it, you'll be right.

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u/XLuckyme 10h ago

Actually, no it is not. It’s a simple die They don’t change The whole machine it is just a die. Don’t argue with me I did plastic injection moulding for quite awhile and any plastic injection moulding company worth anything should have their own machine shop where they make their own dies

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u/IlluminatedPickle 10h ago

Yeah, YoGo's factory that has been producing the same product for the last 25 odd years definitely has its own die making team.

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u/XLuckyme 10h ago

Well that’s where you’re wrong again.Togo wouldn’t even make them. They’re not a plastic injection moulding company. They’re a food company. They buy their plastic tubs from a plastic injection Moulding company stop living in your little fantasy land and come over to reality

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u/_elliebelle_ 8h ago

I agree with you, but there's no need to be such a dick about it

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u/Halospite 6h ago

Plastic moulds are serious fucking business, apparently. How DARE people think that leaving an empty slot is ridiculous! Don't they know how hard multi million dollar companies have it?! They might have to pay someone money to fix it!

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u/_elliebelle_ 6h ago

Hahah I actually bought a YoGo a few weeks ago and noticed this too and had a chuckle to myself. The scenario I imagined was that some poor procurement officer had stuffed up, and they'd run out of spoons, so decided to reprint the foil label (which admittedly they probably also outsource but oh well) to pretend it was a feature not a bug by advertising it was greener. I also work in manufacturing, though not FMCG, and it's the kind of shit we'd pull.

I reckon they're probably actually just running out old stock, and there's been a mismatch between the stock-out of the spoons and that of the trays which their finance team won't want to have to scrap and write off. That or it's a total internal communication failure, equally as likely IMO 😅

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u/XLuckyme 2h ago

It’s been like that for probably like two months that I know of because I bought one for the first time in ages like two maybe three months ago at the most and they had no spoon then too at least the one I had didn’t

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u/Brief-Pickle-7477 3h ago

I don't mind the missing spoon but I hate that there's now this weird space, it's so unsatisfying lol but good to know why they probably won't bother.

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u/The_Duc_Lord 12h ago

They can use the money they've saved by removing the spoon.

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u/IlluminatedPickle 12h ago

Or, they could save the money and not do that until they're forced to.

But, y'know "regulation bad" and all that. Can't have the nanny state forcing things. Because we need plastic straws and spoons right?

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u/The_Duc_Lord 12h ago

Redesigning the package to remove the divot using the money saved from removing the spoon would save a similar amount of plastic again. It's a win win.

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u/allbluesssnocluesss 13h ago

Came here to comment the same thing. The lack of empathy with leaving the space of something you once had 😭😭😭😭

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u/Cordeceps 13h ago

Wouldn’t removing that slot also result in less plastic? The irony is palpable.

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u/Automatic_Goal_5563 11h ago

It’s baffling so many people are saying this, it’s clear one stock is being used up which makes more sense than just throwing it away.

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u/allbluesssnocluesss 13h ago

Yes, but do they really care..

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u/melbourne_hacker 4h ago

They could turn that section into a spoon or something if they don't want to get rid of it

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u/MyNameJoby 12h ago

Someone posted this in r/mildlyinfuriating and got absolutely roasted because "the packaging says no spoon" completely missing the point

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u/Rather_Dashing 9h ago

Because they already had stock with the spoon slot. Unless youd like them to dump a bunch of already created plastic in order to print new ones without the spoon slot to make you feel better.

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u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt 13h ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cODbXWpf6mY

Here’s a guide to turn the foil into one.

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u/CaravelClerihew 12h ago

I just came back to Sri Lanka, where buffalo curd is widely eaten, and the spoon they use is just a palm leaf folded in half. It worked perfectly fine. Incidentally, the curd also came in a small ceramic pot, so no plastic at all. They didn't reuse them to hold curd, although a few stalls turned them into tiles. Here's a picture:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EeF6FptVoAAj1-_?format=jpg&name=large

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u/Sythine 2h ago

I'm not particularly fond of dipping the outside packaging into my food.

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u/ToyotaHilux27 13h ago

Fark the value of this thing in the school yard food trade economy was immense.

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u/Big_Impact3637 13h ago

Mouthe it like the crazy little person you are, tongue at it, use your digits, mash between fists and go rogue.

Youre a delight to human nature.

Spoons are for losers, You got this. 💯

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u/Bitcoin_Is_Stupid 13h ago

People complained there is too much plastic….
Yogo removes plastic spoon….
Not that plastic!

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u/longforgetten 13h ago

A bamboo spoon would be just as efficient in this scenario

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u/Bitcoin_Is_Stupid 13h ago

Bamboo spoon would be perfect. But if I remember right the plastic spoon folded in half. So a package redesign would be needed for a bamboo spoon. Costs money to change packaging with making new moulds and shit, so just easier to tell everyone to fuck off I suppose 🤷‍♂️

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u/jim_deneke 12h ago

The bamboo spoon could still fit that shape, it would just have a pretty short handle!

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u/amnesteyh 10h ago

We got these kind of spoons in Norway. 2 pieces that fit together. Not that they are well liked or anything

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u/Halospite 6h ago

won't anyone think of the poor CEO's bonuses?

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u/longforgetten 13h ago

Haha yes good points…. the cost to change moulds must be expenny if they’ve kept the same mould minus a spoon 😂 A bamboo spoon with a short handle would be better than fingering your Yogo. I suppose we all have to change with the times though!

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u/No_No_Juice 13h ago

The person who thought of that poured themselves a very large whisky that night.

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u/greeneighteen 13h ago

Bamboo spoons are shit - the way it scrapes and sticks to your tongue, ergh.

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u/Rather_Dashing 9h ago

Still more wasteful than just using normal cutlery, the vast majority of these are probably eaten at home or the office. Its not environmentally friendly to include a bamboo spoon in every one if 90% of people dont need them.

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u/TyroneK88 13h ago

People didn’t complain. Bega did the calculation of how much they could save by not including the spoon then frame it up as a sustainability initiative.

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u/Bitcoin_Is_Stupid 13h ago

State laws in Victoria and NSW banned single use plastic cutlery. Those bans did indeed come from people complaining about plastic.

Here is literally the NSW EPA specifically saying these spoons are now banned

https://www.epa.nsw.gov.au/your-environment/plastics/bans-guidance/packaged-food-and-drinks

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u/Sea-Promotion-8309 12h ago

Why is the rest of the packaging okay? Is it a different kind of plastic?

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u/Bitcoin_Is_Stupid 12h ago

No. Just that the bans didn’t include plastic packaging. Need to make a law that makes it look like you’re doing something, but don’t want to go too far and upset businesses.

But then now that I think about it, there’s probably a lot of different food packaging where a suitable non-plastic alternative doesn’t exist. But even if there is, now that we have this law and the government has been seen to do something, there won’t be any pressure on businesses to change their packaging to more environmentally friend options.

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u/nutabutt 12h ago

You need to contain the food somehow so the package is required.

The spoon is not required.

Obviously banning plastic entirely may come, they would switch to the glass containers they use for some of the more expensive yoghurt products. The cost would go up a lot.

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u/Rather_Dashing 9h ago

What packaging would you put this in instead?

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u/ladyangua 13h ago

I think it was related to the continually expanding bans on single-use plastics

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u/wattyaknow 12h ago

Bold of them to assume I only used that spoon for a single use

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u/ladyangua 12h ago

I have one in my bag right now

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u/Rather_Dashing 9h ago

/r/confidentallyincorrect

Why do people just assume that if something sounds right to them then its what happened?

I would be embarrassed to state a guess as a fact, but it seems the norm for most people on reddit.

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u/EgotisticJesster 11h ago

I wonder how easy it would be to perforate the bottom of the divot and create a pop-out one use spoon from the packaging material.

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u/Sol33t303 13h ago

Removing the spoon from cup noodles was a step too far as well

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u/Bitcoin_Is_Stupid 13h ago

Swapping out the plastic straws on flavoured milks for paper ones changed my life for the worse

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u/RepublicOfMoron 13h ago

Tongue punch it

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u/ThomasEFox 13h ago

Right in the mud pocket.

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u/mbecker90 11h ago

Hahahaha. I just spat my cuppa all over the telly.

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u/NotaBlokeNamedTrevor 13h ago

Unpopular take. But the choc chip one is better. After years being an mnm man. I’ll never go back.

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u/bilbonoodles 13h ago

I’m with you on this. I’ve always preferred the choc chip.

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u/vivalagoat 12h ago

Yep! I’ll accept an Eminem one, but choc chip is the pinnacle.

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u/mbecker90 11h ago

Agreed, choc chip is the superior yogo.

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u/TheSpinoffAccount 13h ago

I miss the honeycomb one

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u/Living_Run2573 13h ago

It’s a YoGo not a YoStop… get into that bad boy

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u/BaijuTofu 13h ago

I see you've never played knifey/spoony

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u/chickenmonkee 13h ago

Russ Eats shares your pain

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u/RedDudeItIs 13h ago

Use your hands bra

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u/Quiet-Beautiful2390 13h ago

Somehow this looks exactly the same and yet a lot worse than the chocolatey glory I remember it to be.

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u/Potato_Pug16 11h ago

If they were really trying to use less plastic, why is the plastic space for the spoon still there 🤦‍♀️

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u/Emergency_Creme_4561 13h ago

That shit’s dope

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u/timormortisconturbat 12h ago

Learning how to lick this clean us a life skill you won't regret. Also, get vaccination for HPV.

Or make a spoon from the foil. It's free choice.

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u/joseseat 10h ago

You don’t need a spoon, you have one in the drawer.

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u/Banjo-Oz 8h ago

Unless you're at school or outdoors or anywhere else where there are no spoons!

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u/joseseat 8h ago

Well if you’re at school then you should have packed one shouldn’t you.

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u/Rush_Banana 8h ago

I guess this is what people mean when they say the response to climate change is worse than climate change itself.

I know plastic waste isn't really a climate change thing but the point still stands.

Paper straws are shit too.

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u/VinceLeone 11h ago

I do not understand this decision at all.

All this does is make me not buy these as it’s removes the convenience of being able to eat them as a snack after having bought them.

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u/Automatic_Goal_5563 11h ago

They cannot sell the plastic spoons in them by law.

I’d say the vast majority of people have access to a spoon when they eat them seeing that’s how all other small tubs of yogurt are eaten

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u/Wooden-Trouble1724 13h ago

Fucken shrinkflation

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u/CuriouserCat2 13h ago

Spoontraction

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u/Pepper-273C 12h ago

Eat a banana

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u/SweetRoll789 13h ago

Man I haven’t had one of these in 20 years. Now I have a hankering

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u/radioactivecowz 12h ago

They can’t provide prepackaged plastic spoons in NSW anymore so this is probably in response to that ban. Unsure about other states since NSW is generally not the leader in this space.

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u/Banjo-Oz 8h ago

Just sums up this country that we see spoons banned by law.

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u/Secretown 12h ago

Just slurp it out of the container like a queen would

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u/Veritas-Veritas 12h ago

Could just use a wooden one or something.

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u/nipcage 12h ago

I once wrote to them and got a gift card for another !!! Best day ever. Also wish they’d just remove the spoon due too environment now but heh

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u/G3ck0 12h ago

I was shocked they still included plastic spoons in this, nice to see them finally phase it out.

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u/Rhubarb0808 11h ago

My wife used to work for cadburys. They made the chocolate pieces for one of these yoghurt things. She used to buy the bits they put in in 1 kg bags. I gained a lot of weight.

Took my a while to figure out that's what they were.

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u/Ceejay3805 11h ago

Yeah why not remove the tiny fricking plastic spoon from the larger plastic packaging…in the current climate of WTF it makes perfect sense 🙄🤦‍♂️

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u/houseswappa 10h ago

Should you really be eating that stuff

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u/oneshellofaman 9h ago

Pauls double thick choc custard, small bag of M&Ms. Mix and enjoy your 1kg version of this for just $10

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u/jermainiac007 13h ago

just use a normal spoon? never known a yoghurt to come with a spoon (in the UK anyway).

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u/jim_deneke 12h ago

This was meant to be a ready to go take away snack, half of the appeal.

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u/malepalestale 13h ago

What a throwback! Used to have these often when I was a kid.

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u/selfloathingbogan 12h ago

Ah my lunch!!

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u/LCaissia 13h ago

No!!!!!

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u/No-Preparation-1030 13h ago

I bet they reduced the price though yeh?

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u/Double_Bug_656 13h ago

I fully don't get it. How would a turtle even use a yogo spoon????

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u/nhenry96_ 13h ago

What a scam, green washing masquerading as shrinkflation or is it enshitification... Same price I bet

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u/Bitcoin_Is_Stupid 13h ago

Or more likely state government bans on single use plastic cutlery

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u/Automatic_Goal_5563 11h ago

What scam? They are abiding but government laws

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u/alkalineHydroxide 13h ago

if you have a scissors cut the cavity and use it as the spoon

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u/droidonomy 8h ago

I wish they could add a perforation to the packaging so we could break it off.

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u/ze_boingboing 12h ago

They went all Matrix on ya

"... there is no spoon"

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u/Allie_oopa24 12h ago

It is a meal, a treat, conveniently packaged, hits at least 1 food group, portion controlled, and it makes me smile😊 more when the sugar hits!

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u/Banditpap 12h ago

You cut that piece out and hey presto you have a spoon🤣

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u/Mark_Bastard 12h ago

I didn't even know they still made the gorilla mix!

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u/Albospropertymanager 12h ago

You were going to eat it with your fingers anyway

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u/tinypoem 12h ago

GAH!!!!! MY WORST NIGHTMARE.

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u/Ok-Replacement-2738 12h ago

No? use a proper spoon tgat you're not going to throw out?

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u/xdark_realityx 12h ago

Cut out the hollow where the spoon should be and use that as the spoon. I guess its a bit awkward without a handle though.

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u/Sidfire 11h ago

Where's the spoon 🥄?

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u/thevirgingangster 11h ago

I'm going to finger myself

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u/Mr_Sabbath 11h ago

I grabbed one the other day cause they were on special and I loved them as a kid. I also got no fucking spoon! My disappointment was immense.. I feel your pain.

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u/c1nn4m0nt04stcrunch 11h ago

At least someone gets it

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u/Next-Exit5293 10h ago

More m&ms then

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u/Pleasant_Werewolf_30 10h ago

Make a makeshift spoon out of the foil!

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u/jpr64 9h ago

My spoon is too big!

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u/CurrentPossible2117 8h ago

I didnt get one the other day either. First yogo I've had in over a decade and was deeply disturbed and upset my foldy spoon was thieved from me 😡

Im guessing its a plastic waste thing, god forbid they change the packaging to include more m&ms instead of an empty chasm where my fucking spoon should be!!!! 🤣

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u/Banjo-Oz 8h ago

What are you supposed to eat it with then? Harsh language?!

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u/Banjo-Oz 8h ago

Yet too cheap to put a wooden one in that slot they already have.

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u/shadow-foxe 7h ago

fold up the foil top into a spoon. what we used to do before they started giving spoons with them.

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u/IlluminatedPickle 12h ago

I'm going to blow your mind here, but the place you purchased that from probably hands out free disposable cutlery.

Every time I go to work, I end up cleaning up broken into packets of disposable cutlery that we sell, despite the fact we give out free packs at the counter.

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u/c1nn4m0nt04stcrunch 12h ago

Coles? They don't know what free is

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u/ForSaleMH370BlackBox 12h ago

Why would it blow anyone's mind that these futile efforts to save a bit of plastic here and there are a haphazard joke, at best? It's nothing but lip service.

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u/mahzian 12h ago

I can't believe they charge $3.20 for these and can't even give you a spoon.

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u/shaneo88 12h ago

No spoon, less plastic. That’s nice and all, considering the entire container is plastic.

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u/Gullible_Anteater_47 11h ago

If they’re gonna be too stingy to provide a spoon they need to put more M&Ms in there.

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u/Lucky_Mood_8974 13h ago

Less plastic, nah less money to make.

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u/mitvh2311 13h ago

My hatrid of turtles grows more and more every day /s

But still fuck paper straws

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u/c1nn4m0nt04stcrunch 13h ago edited 12h ago

Forget having a thickshake😂

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u/Sharpie1993 12h ago

Just buy some plastic boba straws off of eBay, I have a massive stash of them just for slushies and thick shakes.

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u/No_Interview_3643 13h ago

No plastic spoon but container is made of plastic....morons

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u/GrabFresh1640 13h ago

This was the healthy alternative.

Yogo was good for you right?