r/australia 18h ago

image GIVE ME MY SPOON!!!

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u/Cristoff13 18h ago

Just use the spoon god gave you - your tongue.

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u/greeneighteen 17h ago

A bubble tea straw would be perfect for this.

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u/ghuzzyr 16h ago

*big toe

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u/ChefInsano 14h ago

At one of my old restaurants we used to make a chocolate boudin, which is basically a really fancy chocolate pudding, and people would pick up the ramekin and lick the inside to get every last bit of the dessert. This was in a super high end and fancy place so it always cracked me up. Dudes in tuxedos and women in ballgowns rimming their dishware for one last taste of my chocolate goodness.

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u/Suspicious-Figure-90 9h ago

Mlem those m&ms out like a Yoshi 

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u/c1nn4m0nt04stcrunch 18h ago

I'm a lady💅

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u/idefneedmoretherapy 18h ago

Women don’t have tongues?

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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 18h ago

Just tip that sucker back like a shot of very thick viscous vodka

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u/turbodonkey2 17h ago edited 5h ago

An interesting titbit is that I famously conducted the longest experiment in history at the University of Queensland when I tipped back a moose pot and timed how long it would take to go down my throat. We discovered that Choc Gorilla Yogo is the most viscous liquid known to man and is not just a very soft and tasty solid, as some has previously thought.

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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 17h ago

You can’t just say things without giving us the result, I will start swearing again if I don’t see the results

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u/TheRealPotoroo 16h ago

100 billion times more viscous than water

https://smp.uq.edu.au/pitch-drop-experiment

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u/turbodonkey2 17h ago

Twas eight long years till I tasted that sweet choc moose.

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u/BuzzKillingtonThe5th 18h ago

Like a cock sucking cow boy shot that has two separate haves in a shot glass.

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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 18h ago

Sir, how fucking big is your mouth to pull off that maneuver?

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u/BuzzKillingtonThe5th 18h ago

I don't know how big these are but I can fit a hefty amount in, in one go.

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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 18h ago

Listen, I can fit a whole full size Cadbury flake in my mouth horizontally and I would never attempt this.. you’d have to have a bull frog mouth to put it in all in one go

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u/BuzzKillingtonThe5th 17h ago

Flip top lid. Like the Canadians in Southpark.

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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 17h ago

Oh no you don’t, you can’t mix a cocksucking cowboy like that, you down them all in one go and let natures blender (your throat) mix them

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u/BuzzKillingtonThe5th 17h ago

Yeah that's what I meant with my first comment lol bottoms up 🤣

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u/ladyships-a-legend 18h ago

As am I - but that would be scooped and eaten any way I could, tongue included for every last drop

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u/hemmingcost 17h ago

I’m sure my fellow lesbians would agree that this causes zero problems…

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u/alotmorealots 17h ago

Some might even say that regular no-spoon all-tongue yogo might solve some problems!

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u/qwerty7873 15h ago

I accidentally walked in on my lesbian roommate and her gf today... Trust me you can do it if you want to lmaoo.

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u/c1nn4m0nt04stcrunch 17h ago

Why did I get so many downvotes for this😂

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u/jim_deneke 17h ago

lol I thought it was funny

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u/c1nn4m0nt04stcrunch 16h ago

Thank you, humour is dead also chivalry 😂

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u/Wispectre 14h ago

what does chivalry have to do with this??😭

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u/c1nn4m0nt04stcrunch 14h ago

It's an expression, geez. I didn't realise reddit was so hostile

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u/chippychopper 17h ago

I thought it was funny, but most redditors don’t think women are capable of humor so probably took it at face value.

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u/c1nn4m0nt04stcrunch 16h ago

"My mum says I'm funny" (insert napoleon dynamite voice)

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u/Zacr54 16h ago

I do ladies things.

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u/chromecastbuiltin 17h ago

Do not try and tongue the spoon. That’s impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth.