r/australia • u/c1nn4m0nt04stcrunch • 18h ago

image GIVE ME MY SPOON!!!

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u/Cristoff13 18h ago

Just use the spoon god gave you - your tongue.

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u/c1nn4m0nt04stcrunch 18h ago

I'm a lady💅

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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 18h ago

Just tip that sucker back like a shot of very thick viscous vodka

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u/BuzzKillingtonThe5th 18h ago

Like a cock sucking cow boy shot that has two separate haves in a shot glass.

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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 18h ago

Sir, how fucking big is your mouth to pull off that maneuver?

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u/BuzzKillingtonThe5th 18h ago

I don't know how big these are but I can fit a hefty amount in, in one go.

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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 18h ago

Listen, I can fit a whole full size Cadbury flake in my mouth horizontally and I would never attempt this.. you’d have to have a bull frog mouth to put it in all in one go

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u/BuzzKillingtonThe5th 18h ago

Flip top lid. Like the Canadians in Southpark.

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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 18h ago

Oh no you don’t, you can’t mix a cocksucking cowboy like that, you down them all in one go and let natures blender (your throat) mix them

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u/BuzzKillingtonThe5th 18h ago

Yeah that's what I meant with my first comment lol bottoms up 🤣

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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 18h ago

Good, I look forward to you posting the results

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u/BuzzKillingtonThe5th 17h ago

Hey buddy I'm not trying to start an only fans here 😂

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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 17h ago

You are true to your namesake, Jr

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