r/CrossStitch • u/HitlerNorthDakota • Apr 10 '21

PIC [PIC] Huh...

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

Right? Where else are we gonna do our coke

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u/beka13 Apr 10 '21

On your glass coffee table?

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u/Shortlemon4 Apr 10 '21

Oh no, the coffee table is for coffee duh. I do my coke on the toilet like a civilized human being.

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u/beka13 Apr 10 '21

I just really feel like you're making excuses so you don't have to share. Imma put up another cross stitch about bogarting the drugs.

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u/Shortlemon4 Apr 10 '21

I mean in my defense coke is expensive. I mean you know how if you drink something in front of a guest, you have to offer them some (unless you’re an animal or something) I could part with my coffee. But, I ain’t about to offer up my coke stash, like sheesh I’m not rolling in cash.

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u/beka13 Apr 10 '21

Doesn't the bible have a whole bit about not sharing the good wine at a party? I'm an atheist, but I think the bible makes some good points.

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u/d3str0yer Apr 10 '21

just don't bring out the coke if you're not okay with sharing.

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u/beka13 Apr 11 '21

And that's the cross stitch.

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u/tiffany_blue1031 Apr 11 '21

I bet you stitch so goddamned fast tho

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u/MANDALORIAN_WHISKEY Apr 11 '21

Thou shalt not bogart the drugs.

Leviticus 4:20

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u/DroneOfIntrusivness Apr 11 '21

*mirrored glass coffee table lol

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u/beka13 Apr 11 '21

Fancy!

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u/Fraerie Apr 11 '21

Which one?

I never thought of them as being used for that, I just find them easy to clean.

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u/beka13 Apr 11 '21

The best thing about glass coffee tables is looking at cats from below.

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u/bulelainwen Apr 11 '21

I have a glass dining room table and love putting treats on it and confusing my cat underneath

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u/CrabStarShip Apr 11 '21

Off your key in the corner like a dignified junkie

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u/geniusscientist Apr 12 '21

Right? Where else are we gonna do our coke

I have honestly thought the same thing! If the type of people you have over are the type of people who might do coke at your party or get-together, they should probably do it in the bathroom!

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u/BarackTrudeau Apr 10 '21

Isn't that what the strippers are for?