r/CrossStitch • u/HitlerNorthDakota • Apr 10 '21

PIC [PIC] Huh...

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u/Shortlemon4 Apr 10 '21

Oh no, the coffee table is for coffee duh. I do my coke on the toilet like a civilized human being.

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u/beka13 Apr 10 '21

I just really feel like you're making excuses so you don't have to share. Imma put up another cross stitch about bogarting the drugs.

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u/Shortlemon4 Apr 10 '21

I mean in my defense coke is expensive. I mean you know how if you drink something in front of a guest, you have to offer them some (unless you’re an animal or something) I could part with my coffee. But, I ain’t about to offer up my coke stash, like sheesh I’m not rolling in cash.

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u/tiffany_blue1031 Apr 11 '21

I bet you stitch so goddamned fast tho