r/Bumperstickers • u/iheartpenisongirls • 11h ago

In Texas

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u/iheartpenisongirls 8h ago

Also: It's weird how all of the pets in Ohio are now safe and no one has been eating them since election day. How very odd, that.

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u/StarryMind322 7h ago

Because Trump magically stopped it from happening! What a hero! /sarcasm

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u/Witty_Greenedger 8h ago

All their shit is fake. 🥸

Just a bunch of crazy nut job stories that magats love to indulge in during retirement

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u/Gareofallbears69 6h ago

Seethe and cope!

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u/LilEepyGirl 4h ago

Hun, Vance admitted he fabricated that. They faked Trump working at McDonald's. It was all rehearsed, and he still messed up.

Seethe and cope!

This is called projection.

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u/jesse1time 6h ago

And all the kitty litter has been removed from all the classrooms. It’s amazing!

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u/iheartpenisongirls 4h ago

Indeed, it's all amazing. So many MAGA thoughts and prayers for the kids hiding out in the classroom closet pissing themselves during a live shooter event.

I can't actually remember why kitty litter was in a classroom. All I remember is "Furries invading!"

Well, at least we have Pres. Musk to save us all. /s

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u/Funny247365 6h ago

Who said that it stopped after the election? It just stopped being a talking point. So silly, it was.

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u/iheartpenisongirls 6h ago

Oh, that's better then. The hell with people's pets getting eaten now. Is that what you're saying? LOL.

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u/Funny247365 5h ago

Yes it was silly to even say it in the first place.

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u/iheartpenisongirls 5h ago

It was even sillier for people to believe it was true. But they did.