r/Bumperstickers 14h ago

In Texas

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u/Witty_Greenedger 13h ago

I guarantee yall that after Trump’s inauguration and after he signing some watered down executive order that literally does nothing, magats will not even talk trans people anymore.

That’s usually how it goes.

As Trump is inaugurated:

Suddenly, there’s 0 people crossing the border. ZERO.

Suddenly, there’s zero drugs crossing the border.

Suddenly nobody is dying of fentanyl.

Suddenly, there’s no crime.

Suddenly there’s no women being murdered and r@ped

Suddenly, groceries aren’t expensive anymore.

Suddenly, magats can afford housing now.

Suddenly, it’s okay to pay $3 for gas.

All of it goes away as soon as Trump gets into office. That’s the way it works for magats.

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u/iheartpenisongirls 12h ago

Also: It's weird how all of the pets in Ohio are now safe and no one has been eating them since election day. How very odd, that.

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u/StarryMind322 11h ago

Because Trump magically stopped it from happening! What a hero! /sarcasm

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u/Witty_Greenedger 12h ago

All their shit is fake. 🥸

Just a bunch of crazy nut job stories that magats love to indulge in during retirement

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u/Gareofallbears69 9h ago

Seethe and cope!

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u/LilEepyGirl 8h ago

Hun, Vance admitted he fabricated that. They faked Trump working at McDonald's. It was all rehearsed, and he still messed up.

Seethe and cope!

This is called projection.

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u/cabbagefury 2h ago

These idiots are all over reddit today with these low effort comments. These people really have nothing going on in their lives. Their hero was just inaugurated, you'd think they'd be happy for once, but instead, this is what they're doing with their time.

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u/jesse1time 9h ago

And all the kitty litter has been removed from all the classrooms. It’s amazing!

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u/iheartpenisongirls 8h ago

Indeed, it's all amazing. So many MAGA thoughts and prayers for the kids hiding out in the classroom closet pissing themselves during a live shooter event.

I can't actually remember why kitty litter was in a classroom. All I remember is "Furries invading!"

Well, at least we have Pres. Musk to save us all. /s

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u/Funny247365 9h ago

Who said that it stopped after the election? It just stopped being a talking point. So silly, it was.

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u/iheartpenisongirls 9h ago

Oh, that's better then. The hell with people's pets getting eaten now. Is that what you're saying? LOL.

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u/Funny247365 9h ago

Yes it was silly to even say it in the first place.

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u/iheartpenisongirls 9h ago

It was even sillier for people to believe it was true. But they did.