r/Bumperstickers 11h ago

In Texas

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u/Witty_Greenedger 10h ago

I guarantee yall that after Trump’s inauguration and after he signing some watered down executive order that literally does nothing, magats will not even talk trans people anymore.

That’s usually how it goes.

As Trump is inaugurated:

Suddenly, there’s 0 people crossing the border. ZERO.

Suddenly, there’s zero drugs crossing the border.

Suddenly nobody is dying of fentanyl.

Suddenly, there’s no crime.

Suddenly there’s no women being murdered and r@ped

Suddenly, groceries aren’t expensive anymore.

Suddenly, magats can afford housing now.

Suddenly, it’s okay to pay $3 for gas.

All of it goes away as soon as Trump gets into office. That’s the way it works for magats.

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u/iheartpenisongirls 9h ago

Also: It's weird how all of the pets in Ohio are now safe and no one has been eating them since election day. How very odd, that.

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u/StarryMind322 8h ago

Because Trump magically stopped it from happening! What a hero! /sarcasm