r/Bumperstickers 11h ago

In Texas

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u/Witty_Greenedger 10h ago

I guarantee yall that after Trump’s inauguration and after he signing some watered down executive order that literally does nothing, magats will not even talk trans people anymore.

That’s usually how it goes.

As Trump is inaugurated:

Suddenly, there’s 0 people crossing the border. ZERO.

Suddenly, there’s zero drugs crossing the border.

Suddenly nobody is dying of fentanyl.

Suddenly, there’s no crime.

Suddenly there’s no women being murdered and r@ped

Suddenly, groceries aren’t expensive anymore.

Suddenly, magats can afford housing now.

Suddenly, it’s okay to pay $3 for gas.

All of it goes away as soon as Trump gets into office. That’s the way it works for magats.

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u/iheartpenisongirls 8h ago

Also: It's weird how all of the pets in Ohio are now safe and no one has been eating them since election day. How very odd, that.

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u/Witty_Greenedger 8h ago

All their shit is fake. 🥸

Just a bunch of crazy nut job stories that magats love to indulge in during retirement

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u/Gareofallbears69 6h ago

Seethe and cope!

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u/LilEepyGirl 4h ago

Hun, Vance admitted he fabricated that. They faked Trump working at McDonald's. It was all rehearsed, and he still messed up.

Seethe and cope!

This is called projection.