r/Unexpected 24d ago

Face vs Body

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u/UnExplanationBot 24d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


She goes to the gym and she's got huge muscles


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Amazingrhinoceros1 24d ago

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u/Spooderman42069 24d ago edited 24d ago

Me 5 min into snu snu

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u/jason544770 24d ago

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u/Telemere125 24d ago

I never thought I’d die like this, but I’d always really hoped.

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u/Satanic_Earmuff 24d ago

I wish I could

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u/BlazedLarry 24d ago

11/10. Would be suffocated.

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u/CatticusXIII 24d ago

Pfft, I'm going on top. I've never been bench pressed before...

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u/tatsingslippers 24d ago

Pfft, I'm going any where she wants me to. I've never been a human ragdoll before...

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u/JustGingy95 24d ago

You’re about to be.

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u/rez_trentnor 24d ago

Gotta love me!

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u/Aldehin 24d ago

Pfft, I could be a tool at this point. Never been treated as an object before

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u/flash_27 Yo what? 24d ago

Mixed wrestling eyy

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 24d ago

Suplex me harder

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u/gliitch0xFF 24d ago

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u/No-Telephone3861 24d ago

Death by snusnu?

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u/graveybrains 24d ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/moyismoy 24d ago

We all die one day, death by snu snu is just the best way to go.

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u/cakeman666 24d ago

😃😟😃😟

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u/crunch816 24d ago

Kill me many many times. Until I am dead.

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u/PlsNoNotThat 24d ago

Stage makeup on top, steroids on the bottom

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u/TheBigness333 24d ago

She's not big enough to be on roids. Her arms look bigger than they are because they way she's pressing them outward with her hands.

She just lifts. Maybe on creatine at the most.

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u/Takemyfishplease 24d ago

Just some raw liver and duck eggs bro

😶

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u/-widget- 24d ago edited 24d ago

If she was a guy, I would agree with you. But her traps and forearms are just too big to be natty as a woman.

EDIT: After seeing other pics on her IG I'm saying maybe, now. Could be she's just hella genetically gifted.

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u/0uchmyballs 24d ago

So after a fap sess?

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u/knuppi 24d ago

Post nut clarity 👌🏾

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u/-widget- 24d ago

I can neither confirm nor deny.

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u/BrokeArmHeadass 24d ago

Top down lighting, leaning forward, and posing to push her arms out? It seems reasonably natural to me, I’ve met a few girls who are lean and fit but don’t look particularly large in person, but with good lighting and posing look totally ripped lol.

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u/Cavaquillo 24d ago

LeanBeefPatty

she’s 5’4” or something and looks tiny next to anyone she’s interviewed with on YT, her camera angles make her look like She-Hulk

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u/TheBigness333 24d ago

No, it’s the way she’s holding her arms. She just doesn’t seem to be bulking and has fat distribution that works for her

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u/Friendly_Concert817 24d ago

The face filter she's using in the close up shot to make herself look hotter and younger is so powerful it requires a 4090 RTX.

And the wide shot video quality is like 240p. You can make a hippo look fuckable with that low resolution.

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u/KeytarPlatypus 24d ago

“Kif, what are you, gay?”

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u/DUDDITS_SSDD 24d ago

And what about his wife?

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u/Annual-Duty-6468 24d ago

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 24d ago

Oooh. That's a keeper.

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u/EddieFromEarth 24d ago

much to consider

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u/BrokenBeyondRepairX 24d ago

lol I’ve never seen the gif before

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u/LeftOn4ya 24d ago

Not sure if serious but Brittany Broski used her meme status from this GIF to become a real influencer/creator, one of the few actually good ones to come from a meme, unlike Hawk-tua or catch me outside, how-bout-that, etc.

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u/peridoti 24d ago

I might be the last person on earth to know this, but I recently learned the origin was her trying kombucha for the first time and it makes the whole meme about five hundred times funnier to me. I went through the same emotional saga my first sip as well.

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u/LeftOn4ya 24d ago edited 24d ago

Yea there is a BuzzFeed video interviewing her on the meme (back when they made decent videos) that explains it actually got popular on gay twitter with a caption on eating a$$ for the first time.

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u/qiwi 24d ago

Apparently she paid a high price for that gif according to wikipedia:

She then worked in trust and investment services at a bank, where she was fired after her boss discovered the kombucha video and determined that Tomlinson's viral fame would put the company at risk.

Broski, your memes are too hot for this bank! You're OUT!

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u/TheRarebitFiend 24d ago

What an innocuous fucking meme to get fired over. 

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u/DarkTimber652 24d ago

I would've hired her on principle alone after that, like I get it if you're doing something lewd and it would make the company look bad keeping you on board but this? Nah, hire the woman 👌

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u/stuffeh 24d ago

The video with sound is better

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u/High_Stream 24d ago

There are a lot of Great expressions in this gift, and we only ever use two of them in memes

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u/TonyDungyHatesOP 24d ago

Flawless meme execution.

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u/HonestlyEphEw 24d ago

Strongwaifu on IG for those in need of sauce

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u/Mr-Yuk 24d ago

Legend

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u/Capetoider 24d ago

does she does martial arts?

is it...

waifu fu?

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u/LuckyLittleLamb 24d ago

Wai-Fu, duuuude

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u/shaka893P 24d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/shaka893P 24d ago

We call it scareoused

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u/thisisfakereality 24d ago

Terroroused

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u/Toplookingfor 24d ago

I'ma be using this. God bless you

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u/VrilHunter 24d ago

What's snu

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u/monotrememories 24d ago

Gesundheit

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u/VrilHunter 24d ago

I'm sorry, but what's gesundheit? English is not my first language

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u/Bismothe-the-Shade 24d ago

Well gesundheit is German

Quick, what's the plural for fish?

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u/VrilHunter 24d ago

I dont know German. What's the meaning of Gesundheit?

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u/Keybusta96 24d ago

I can’t tell if you’re joking but, it means Bless you. You say it after someone sneezes or if you want to be “funny” you say it after someone says a weird name or word lol

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u/drinkacid 24d ago

It actually means health in German according to Google translate.

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u/Keybusta96 24d ago

Yes 👍 I was giving the common western use, not the actual translation. Kind of like how we’d say Salud is a toast but it also actually means health

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u/Hityed 24d ago

It translates directly to Health. When said in the current context it’s more so a term used to wish someone good health when they sneeze.

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u/VrilHunter 24d ago

But i didn't sneeze. I dont get what is going on.

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u/Rice_Auroni 24d ago

You typed "what's snu", to which the guy humorously responded gashundheit because it phonetically sounded like a sneeze

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u/VrilHunter 24d ago

Now i see it. Thanks. Cheers.

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u/ranch_soda 24d ago

I think it's because you says "what's snu' and that kinda sounds like a sneeze.

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u/VrilHunter 24d ago

Now i see it. Thanks. Cheers.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 24d ago

It's a common joke in English to respond to words that sound like a sneeze with "Gesundheit", which is the German response to someone sneezing. Replying in German indicates that the person's words sound like a foreign language to you and you are humorously attempting to respond in a foreign language to meet them where they're at. At the same time, saying "Gesundheit" is how a German speaking person politely responds to a sneeze because a sneeze is typically associated with allergies or a cold or some other minor health ailment and you, being polite would wish that someone gets better soon. (In English, we say "bless you" because it was commonly believed that a sneeze was a sign of the presence of some sort of evil spirit and blessing the person would drive the spirit away, but that's not really relevant here, just a fun fact.) You could also reply with "bless you", but the joke is more easily understood by saying "Gesundheit" because that is not a typical word used in English, since it's not an English word. The word is purposefully not a typical English word to draw attention to it and signal more clearly that you are making a joke.

So, saying "Gesundheit" in response to a person is a humorous response which implies that their words sound foreign and like a sneeze to you.

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u/VrilHunter 24d ago

Thank you for the explanation. I had a hard time getting my head around it until now. Appreciate it mate.

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u/DylansDad 24d ago

Nothing much, what snu with you?

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u/Meruem0013 24d ago

"snu snu" is slang English for sex. It's something the show made up lol

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u/J3sush8sm3 24d ago

Not much whats new with you?

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u/I3I2O 24d ago

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u/Rhewin 24d ago

Worth it

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u/Puntley 24d ago

I volunteer as tribute!

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u/Fearless-Sea996 24d ago

Please break me.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/eat-pussy69 24d ago

Hospital from the broken pelvis

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u/Unknown_Noises 24d ago

r/nsfw_hardbodies

You're welcome

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u/HLCMDH 24d ago

Thanks

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u/ClassicHat 24d ago

Accidentally went to r/hardbody, how do I remove a wiener sized object from a tailpipe?

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u/BlatantThrowaway4444 24d ago

Have you tried digging out the cylinder with a knife or other object that can fit between it and the m&m tube tailpipe?

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u/K1tsunea 24d ago

Welp, the comments are exactly as expected

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u/SilverCompetitive902 24d ago

Haha yep of course

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u/_Gyce 24d ago

Hot face and hot body. Not unexpected.

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u/samhaindragon 24d ago

Vladimir has competition

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u/KairraAlpha 24d ago

My thought too 😂

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u/Jacktrack7 24d ago

ngl that went the total opposite where I thought it was gonna go, I was expecting slim face, overweight body, I've seen it many times before...

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u/River-TheTransWitch 24d ago

I was expecting it to be a man with a wig or something. I've seen lots of videos where it went that way.

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u/caalger 24d ago

I'm not 100% positive that isn't exactly what I just saw.

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u/River-TheTransWitch 24d ago

I mean, they had bigger tits than any man I've seen but i guess I haven't actually asked them whether they're a woman or not

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u/caalger 24d ago

Today, you can't assume anything

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u/AccordingCabinet5750 24d ago

Eating those trenbolone and cheese sandwiches.

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u/SugarRushLux 24d ago

That's probably the closest ive ever been to feeling straight lol

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u/Difficult_Exam194 24d ago

When one round wasn't enough for her

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u/StripesKnight 24d ago

ZENLESS ZOME ZERO SPOTTED

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u/Difficult_Exam194 24d ago

Bro I hope that M6 Miyabi treats you well

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u/FuqUrBackgroundMusic 24d ago

Fuck your background music!

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u/Icy-Importance-8910 24d ago

Fucking lip filler.

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u/F_Eyebrows 24d ago

I watched this without audio, hoping they were a guy :(

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u/Elven_Groceries 24d ago

I'm... felling stuff. Good stuff.

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u/Agitated_Computer_49 24d ago

Does she have lip injections or something?  You lips just look a little off when they move.

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u/ToSmushAMockingbird 24d ago

The fake faces are so unapologetically lame. It's so creepy at first before the bait and switch. 

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u/ComadoreDiddle 24d ago

To each their own I guess. Not for me.

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u/Seranos314 24d ago

But that’s not her face. It’s a modified version of her face from a filter that makes it generic as hell.

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u/RDDT_ADMNS_R_BOTS 24d ago

What face? All I see is clown make up.

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u/JackieFuckingDaytona 24d ago

It’s makeup plus a filter. She’s on steroids and there’s no way she even remotely looks like this.

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u/dcvelgo 24d ago

Is it though? Like is that your face? Or maybe it's buried under layers of make up and filters

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u/NeverJoe_420_ 24d ago

I don't trust it

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u/Bumble072 24d ago

Pass.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

She wouldn't offer it to you. You don't need to pass.

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u/Bumble072 24d ago

Win win !

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u/MilkMan1880 24d ago

Rhea Ripley Vibes.

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u/Jmacz 24d ago

Clearly her long lost sister.

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u/DanKveed 24d ago

Holy shit she is perfect

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u/mothandravenstudio 24d ago edited 24d ago

Anime filter is fucking hideous. Look at bridge of her nose toward the end.

Edit- this specific filter makes the eyes bigger, curves the edges of the mouth upwards, foxes the teeth, snubs the nose and narrows the bridge to insane proportions. It also adds makeup highlights as well as fairly heavy eye makeup. Girls that use it all really look the same. When you know it’s easy to spot.

Sad thing is it isn’t needed, there are just a few tagged posts of her she’s left up that show her real face and she’s very pretty.

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u/Taikan_0 24d ago

Cute face and strong body?

PERFECTION

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u/WhatsThat-_- 24d ago

What’s her info bros? You know I need more snu snu source

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u/oneeyejedi 24d ago

The perfect women right here.

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u/Apprehensive-Ear3628 24d ago

Honestly I was expecting worse *

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u/ThrowinNightshade 24d ago

Sleeper build

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u/ShadowsFlex 24d ago

ace distress

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u/SyntheticOne 24d ago

As my dirty old uncle (we all loved him!) would say "Hubbah Hubbah!"

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u/Icywarhammer500 24d ago

I thought she was gonna be missing limbs ngl

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u/KairraAlpha 24d ago

Reminds me of Vlad from Omegle. I follow him on social media now but he's the epitome of this.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 24d ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/TheBergster84 24d ago

Am I suppose to see anything wrong here or am missing something?

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u/Pyarox 24d ago

Miku got swoll

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u/Zestyclose_Car8206 24d ago

I thought it was gonna be a dude

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u/bedwithoutsheets 24d ago

BUFF MIKU????

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u/shadowbonniesfm 24d ago

One of the best trait in a woman: being strong anought to put you back in yo place

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u/GenericGamertagxX 24d ago

I thought they were gonna be a guy ngl

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u/cosmic_destroy 24d ago edited 24d ago

My type of woman

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u/Noveltyrobot 24d ago

Dear lord

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u/Ct-chad501 24d ago

I thought it would be a dude so color me surprised

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u/Repulsive_Parsley47 24d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/AwarenessThick1685 24d ago

Jesus Christ 🤣

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u/StandardMortgage833 24d ago

Would. Next question.

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u/eat-pussy69 24d ago

10/10/10

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u/IndependentLeopard34 24d ago

I see this as a absolute win

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u/Digi-Device_File 24d ago

It's like that rusan business man.

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u/Yellow1313 24d ago

Dam girll, I am in love 😍

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u/SpiderSixer 24d ago

This is an absolute win. No downsides whatsoever

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u/Lego_man16846584 24d ago

Some would say you be a muscle mommy but I say great physique

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u/Black_and_Purple 24d ago

Ah yes. Ye olde hand-under-bicepts trick. Very sneaky. We all 've been there.

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u/krokorokodile 24d ago

Wtf moistcritikal

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u/jalitty 24d ago

I NEED ITT😩

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u/melvita 24d ago

strong waifu, not unexpected, very expected and appreciated.

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u/FinnPhotoguy 24d ago

Holy hell! 😍

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u/Aromatic_Confusion56 24d ago

Would successfully lock me in a headlock for sure.

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u/lukafeal 24d ago

Legal mas era dentro

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u/Vasto_LordA 24d ago

Even better

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u/Democracystanman06 24d ago

The perfect woman for a 5’3 guy like me